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“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson. I just wanted ice cream”. -Bluey Christine Heeler Professional yapper about nothing.

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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Then this is my excuse to share my video of the buses. North London Forever ✌🏾
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Premier league starts tomorrow, so it’s a good time to remind the people that Arsenal are reigning champions. This is also my excuse to share parade photos.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
This is where I cried a little
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
Like, they have to put the word “men” and pictures of sports boys on the bottle to convince them to buy lotion.
A bottle of Nivea men lotion with pictures of Real Madrid players on it.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/06/2026
I see why my family are Costco evangelists
Sealed packages of k beauty cleanser, serum, and face moisturizer
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 08/06/2026
It’s been a week, I want to re-live this again 🥺
KFC with Mikel Arteta on the signsFinsbury Park that is full of Arsenal fans in red shirts.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
London, Until next time ✌🏾
Picture of sign to the Piccadilly line
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 31/05/2026
I’m not threading this. No explanation needed because it was the parade!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 31/05/2026
Shout out to the Bournemouth fan in the crowd!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 31/05/2026
We took over Finsbury Park!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 31/05/2026
Someone said the vibes at the parade were going to be off after last night and let me tell you, that was not the case.
Arsenal TIFO from the spurs home gameA flag that reads “Kroupi is a Gooner” waving in the backgroundArsenal supporters in Finsbury Park
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 30/05/2026
I have almost died several times today and it was only 10:45 am
The front of Emirates Stadium
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 20/05/2026
Scenes! 🔴⚪️
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
Sing happy birthday to a baddie
A picture of Vaporeon inside the number 30. Text says “Pokémon: Since 1996”
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 07/02/2026
Take me back to the motherland, I can’t deal with this
Screenshot of the weather at home. It is 15 degrees Fahrenheit, feels like -4 degrees. It is a high of 32 and a low of 12 degrees.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 11/01/2026
WHO DID THIS?! I got this from Brave which I believe is not created with AI.
A blurb from the Brave browser that reads “Caleb Williams is a bigger Kyler Murray, and is also an American professional football quarterback for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. Following one season of college football with the Oklahoma Sooners, he played for the USC Trojans and won the Heisman Trophy in 2022 after setting single-season school records in passing yards and touchdowns”
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 08/12/2025
Trinity Rodman is a very funny person
A picture of Ben Shelton, Trinity Rodman’s bf climbing up a tennis umpire’s chair. Text says “me begging the NWSL commissioner to keep Trinity in DC”. There is a badge noting that Trinity Rodman reposted the video.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/12/2025
My Spotify Wrapped top artist list gives “duality and range”
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/12/2025
Let me show you how messy my personal FBI agent/fyp can get on TikTok. I shit you not, this was the exact order in which these videos appeared.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 04/09/2025
Someone please roast my fantasy football draft
Fantasy football lineup:
QB Lamar Jackson
RB Derrick Henry
RB Kyren Williams
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR Cortland Sutton
TE Travis Kelce
FLEX James Connor
D/ST Broncos 
K Jake Elliott
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/08/2025
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is Some of my friends with an appearance by @dvaleris.bsky.social
Woman in a red dress holding up a “Go Doreen” bannerThree black women taking a selfie in Washington, D.C.Two black women hugging in the streets of Washington DCA black woman striking a pose
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 27/07/2025
OMG saving someone’s toes curling as a contact picture is crazy LMAO
A screenshot from TikTok. A commenter pasted a picture of Bryan from Love Island toes curling during what appears to be sex. Amaya responds to the photo “HAHA ima save this for his contact picture”
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 16/06/2025
Everyone, meet the mourning dove that coos outside my window almost everyday at 7am
Picture of mourning dove on windowsill
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 04/06/2025
One of my coworkers saw my sweatshirt during a call and I felt joy for the 15 seconds as I expressed how much I love Bluey lol
Sweatshirt from the hit children’s tv show Bluey. Pictured from left to right is Coco, Mackenzie, and Bluey
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 01/06/2025
I had to go to CVS again to buy hair grease. Went from 3.49 —>.87 before taxes. Again, not bad at couponing
CVS receipt reflecting savings from $3.49 to 92 cents
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 30/05/2025
My couponing game is pretty strong. Except for a few items, I got everything down by a good bit
Screenshot of a receipt from CVS with discounts and new prices displayed.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 25/05/2025
With Southampton going down, I want to take this moment to remind folks how absolutely stupid the 2015/16 PL season was
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 24/04/2025
Oops! A picture would help!
Probable signature from Gedion Zelalem on a white sleeve
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 18/04/2025
$29.28 plus fees for Eric Collins’ call during Maryland-USC: “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” youtube.com/shorts/kQgI1... @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
Receipt for a donation to New American Pathways
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 05/03/2025
I was messing around on IG and I’m sorry, isn’t JUICE WRLD dead???
Screenshot of chat with AI characters on Instagram. This one shows an AI image of Juice WRLD.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 28/02/2025
Why yes, I do bring the chaos
Veggie ID result as a jalepeno
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 17/02/2025
Happy Black History Month
A bottle of pink hair lotion
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 19/01/2025
🙏🏾
A cartoon Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory looking at a poster of Lamar Jackson. There is a caption that says “stunt on these these hoes”
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 04/01/2025
Dear Arsenal,
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 10/12/2024
A photo from lockdown
A black woman in a gray sweater and green tank top
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 02/12/2024
Let me tell you, a Staub sale hates to see me coming
Screenshot of sale receipt for a staub 3 piece rectangular baking dish in the color cherry sold for $99.99. The order was placed on December 2, 2024
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 22/11/2024
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you
Poster for the television show method man and red
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 17/11/2024
☺️
Steelers coordinator reacting after a Marlon Humphrey interception
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 15/11/2024
I don’t have any as cool as y’all, but I have met Carla Hall from Top Chef! She was very nice.
Me with Carla Hall
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/11/2024
Beyonce performing on stage during the Renaissance tour
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 10/11/2024
We need to get more people out of that app This is in the US btw
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 06/11/2024
I’m gonna get back to my perfume of the moment because I don’t wear it often anymore. Today is Valentino Born in Roma. I got this during the Sephora sale. I like this better than the original (which I have a travel spray of) but I love the bourbon note that is not in the original.
Bottle of Valentina Born in Roma
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 18/05/2023
The way I caught this clue in real time still makes me giggle. Who says nothing comes out from being a total nerd!
Jeopardy clue on a blue background. Text says “the cheek of the lad who wore a Tottenham jumper to a home match of this team the Gunners
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 09/05/2023
I was at the beach this weekend for a wedding. I never go to beaches, so to me this was a big deal. Anywho, check out the view that I got from Dewey Beach. I wish I could upload the video, but this will do.
The shore at Dewey Beach
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 05/05/2023
SOTD: Exalté by Funmi Monet I bought the travel size bottle many months ago as they stopped selling full size bottles. I’m going to a wedding this weekend and this is the perfect time to use this scent. Lemon, pink pepper, and a bit of rose in this one.
A bottle of Exalté by Funmi Monet. The bottle is cylindrical with a golden spray top
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/05/2023
Ok more like 4 hours, but you can’t rush perfection
Short rib ragu in a red dutch oven pot
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 02/05/2023
I had a pretty bad headache on one side of my head (it’s better now!) but one scent that I love and wish I owned is Sunset Hour by Goldfield and Banks. A fragrance that screams summertime.
A perfume bottle with pink liquid and a gold wood pattern cap
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 28/04/2023
Oh and here is a picture of a Japanese Flowering Cherry that I took near my bf’s house
A picture of a Japanese Flowering Cherry. The flower is pink and is hanging off of a tree
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 28/04/2023
Today’s scent of the day is another banger from Xerjoff—Dama Bianca. Super feminine, has a powder-y smell after wearing it for some time. This would be lovely on someone’s wedding day
A bottle of Xerjoff Dama Bianca. The bottle is translucent in color with a yellow-white mix
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 27/04/2023
I am wearing Lira by Xerjoff today as I humbly ask for a PR approval. This is going into the afterlife with me [alt: a golden bottle of perfume: Lira by Xerjoff]
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