Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’ll tell on myself: When I directed an adaptation of Little Women, one scene had the March girls sing a hymn together to bolster their spirits after bad news about their father’s status in the Civil War. I chose “It Is Well With My Soul,” a song which wasn’t penned until after the war ended. 010
Reposted by Mario Kart GarfunkelCitizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026to get into my house you need to pass through a loading screen 1161
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Legend of Zelda games tap into a deeply human desire we all secretly long for: finding a cool thing in a cave 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bananas: Nature’s individually wrapped snacks 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*pulls away from kiss* there’s just something about you that I don’t feel when I kiss other girls… no, seriously! It’s… *wets lips* your chap stick *face swelling up* I think I need my EpiPen 010
Reposted by Mario Kart GarfunkelSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21692731700
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you spray a cloud of perfume or cologne and walk into it you’re actually walking into a ghost who now smells nicer than you 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When DDR first changed his name to that handle I remember seeing someone reply saying, “lmao what a great name,” and he was like, “I know right?” 020
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bro did you see the stars last night? Bro were you out there gazing? Bro they moved in the eternal stillness of the dark, lights that have long since died but still haven’t finished telling their tales, did you see it? 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I call it a purge listen. Let my brain hear it once to completion so it can move on to something else. 050
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah to this day I still have no clue what, if anything, they got out of it all lol 030
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Which one was the fent pusher? I either forgot or missed that one. I’ll never forget watching the horny aunt account go dark in real time though. 110
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Beloved bot account turns out to be a corporate viral marketing stunt 5790
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Screaming at my phone, “Wash your hair!!! Fuck!!!” 020
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Blocking Michael Tracey here. Don’t want him to leave a stink on my timeline. 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Peter Thiel is, without a doubt, the most uncomfortable person to look at. The only living human whose face resides at the very bottom of the uncanny valley. 001
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anyway, all this proves to me is that the music charts are more meaningless than ever. I’m finishing my coffee now. 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Boston” was always a comically bad song, but it’s even funnier after listening to “Choosin’ Texas” and realizing how much Stella Lefty just wanted to copy the better song’s success. Her own name is like a knockoff of Ella Langley! 100
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Like the song “Boston” by Stella Lefty, which I had heard of only because Anthony Fantano made a video about it. youtu.be/h52O0JiWEfc?...youtu.beNew Nepo Baby Just DroppedYouTube video by fantano 100
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Having listened to the song now, I don’t quite get why it apparently got THIS popular. It’s fine but… I don’t see what’s so special about it. There are definitely worse songs out there. 100
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Several thoughts on this: I had never heard this song before today. In my daily life I have little to no interaction with popular music. Streaming services make it so much easier for people to have extremely insular listening experiences. 110
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Could there be any clearer moral and ethical story than “the many are suffering because the few have all the wealth” 060
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Becoming a ‘molan labe’ guys but for Meta glasses 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can of oil I apply to my joints periodically like the Tin Man 020
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If Biden dies during Trump’s term, do you think Trump will tell them not to fly the flag at half mast 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump voters really thought deporting “criminals” would be like picking names out on a spreadsheet and moving them to another column. 150
Reposted by Mario Kart Garfunkeltinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/09/2026the guys who run into target at 6 am and steal pokemon cards from children are all mad because pokemon is just printing more now 352725393
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’d be on the list if it were Top 40. They cut it to 38 because they fear me. 031
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m excited to announce that I’m going to be opening for Ed Sheeran’s North American tour 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If I’m funny enough online then God will forgive my sins 011
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can’t think of a more time-tested losing strategy. Numerous Dems have cratered in red states for thinking they can swing right! 030
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mitch McConnell has officially become the crotchety old woman from Bloodborne who gets addicted to sedatives and then just smiles and laughs all the time 020
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Play this clip for someone but give them no context 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 15/09/20262012: he should mackle less 2026: actually maybe he SHOULD mackle more 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I had the most annoying political conversation last weekend with a conservative last weekend. I’m still mad about it. She said all but three of the things on here and I’m not kidding. 000
Reposted by Mario Kart Garfunkelvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026we desperately need a manifesto on how ai is the go-to tool for people who don't give a shit, and giving a shit is basically the entire purpose of being alive 0281
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m Not The Step-Dad, I’m The Dad Who Stepped Up 2: The Streets 001
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Probably been said before, but when someone uses transgender as a noun instead of an adjective (e.g. “I know a transgender” vs. “I know a transgender person”), they’re probably a clueless bigot. 000
Mario Kart Garfunkel @thatsamorey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Glad I wasn’t the only one who was surprised by the lack of modern Zelda sensibilities by remake seems to display. It may be a refreshing play. 020