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simon 🌈

@thatonegayacct.bsky.social
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Trying to relive my old twitter glory days. Gay guy from Ohio trying to figure out what’s next. 🏳️‍🌈•Cat Dad•SW Engineer

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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They cancelled our train 🥰
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Chicago this weekend
Custom smirking emoji
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You’re telling me I have to work tomorrow?? During pride month????
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gay camping this weekend
Meme of a cat smirking and raising an eyebrow
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ungh I’m gay and horny and it’s wednesday 😩
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Missing gay activities this pride… someone come cuddle now 😠
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy pride, I love gay people 🫶🌈
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Proud to once again kill my tomato plants the instant I get them
Picture of a decrepit and diseased tomato plant
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I get so gay off that, uh… *checks notes* everclear 😌
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Boyfriend surprised me with Lolla tickets 🥺
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 01/04/2026
Space is really exciting and you better believe I'm watching the live stream. LET'S GO. 🚀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_U...
youtube.com
NASA's Artemis II Crew Launches To The Moon (Official Broadcast)
YouTube video by NASA
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
V-Day with my sweetheart 🥰🫶
Photo of a man sitting at a white-castle table, the table has a tablecloth and menu reading “Love Castle Valentine’s Day menu”Photo of a man sitting at a white-castle table, the table has a tablecloth and menu reading “Love Castle Valentine’s Day menu”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/01/2026
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Traitors Night 🔪
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Elliott decided to take different approach…
Photo of a tuxedo cat snuggled between the layers of a folded memory foam mattress topperClose up of a tuxedo cat snuggled between the layers of a folded memory foam mattress topper
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Wanda has successfully determined where the furnace vent is 🐈
Photograph of a calico cat laying on her side getting tummy rubs. She has a collar with the tag “Wanda” on it
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Update; it kinda fucks
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Big things are happening 🤩
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’m coming off my lexapro because I’m like not depressed anymore and let me tell you; horny as fuck
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Bf got me new earrings 🥰
Mirror selfie of a man wearing a cropped sweatshirt
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025
this has become a very important video to me
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Lil’ crossed, feeling the right amount of gay
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
especially galling to me because I JUST WANT A CHEAP 4080Ti
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Feeling cute with longer hair again
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Also Tank from the matrix movies is like hot hot 🥵
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/11/2025
Resign.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 10/11/2025
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
What should my next piercing/tattoo be? My bf wants me to get an industrial and I want a nose ring 👀
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
cat.
Selfie of a man with a cat under a blanket
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/10/2025
billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind
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Rix @spaceboyrix.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2025
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Fuck you micky-dewhyne, as an ohioan I like my porn uncensored please and thank you 🙄
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 26/09/2025
What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story
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Cruising crackdown in Penn Station bathroom puts at least 20 men in ICE custody
State and city laws prohibit local police departments from turning people over to ICE. That restriction does not apply to the federally run Amtrak Police Department.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 26/09/2025
Washington Post. Don't forget that they fired journalists too, and they've taken their paper and turned it into a tool for billionaires. I honestly think WaPo needs to be the next target. And lets not forget that they said this about Bondi, giving her a green thumbs up.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This doesn’t suddenly mean everything’s ok btw the first amendment is still very much under attack
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Last of the summer
Selfie of a man wearing a tank top sitting in a lawn chairMirror selfie of a man wearing a tank top
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Wanda is smol
Photograph of a cat looking past the camera
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Thinking about a slutty alt again…
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Proving my haters right by getting horribly sunburnt :(
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Beach bums 🌴
Selfie of two men sunbathing on a beach
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Anyone have good lingerie suggestions? I need to be sluttier 😩
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
What if I made an alt 🤭
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simon 🌈 @thatonegayacct.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Thinking hair thoughts… maybe a fade on the sides?
Selfie of a man
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Adam Lance Garcia @adamlancegarcia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I wish we weren't living through Star Trek's dystopian history.
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