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@thathandleistaken2.bsky.social
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The Original Rando. Accept no substitutes. I block book snobs, people who hold virtual pet funerals, and accounts that post "like if you agree".

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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is Twitter this stupid?
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Posting on Bluesky is obviously bad luck for dogs...
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nycfemm.bsky.social @nycfemm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Part of the reason Americans seem so complacent about the fascist takeover of the US is that "talking politics" is considered taboo in public spaces.
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LynnZ 🦋 @zizij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/26/2026- SCOTUS www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"We'll return to our regularly-scheduled pharmaceutical advertising after this short message from MSNOW hosts."
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Aunt Teefa @auntteefa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂🤣
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Andrew Weissmann @weissmann.substack.com · 20/09/2026
The Trump media ban is revelatory. Of course what Trump has done violates the constitution. But note that no official refused to implement it- violating their oaths of office to us. Tells you everything you need to know - and worry about in the administration’s response to the midterm elections.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thought this was funny 🤣
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater theonion.com/researchers-identify-g…
Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sorry, but the phrase "Rest In Power" makes absolutely no sense.
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Eliza 7777777🌟 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just logged in to share this meme a friend texted me. Maybe y’all already saw it. But seriously!!!
A comic of a Black woman with a disgusted facial expression snatching the grim reaper's scythe out of his skeleton hands and saying, "GIVE ME THAT!"
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ever noticed how so much of Mozart's music sounds like the soundtrack to a Marx brothers movie? Didn't think so. Carry on.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2026
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2026
"But I love the top — such a vibrant purple. Bob, would you call this color grape or aubergine?"
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/07/2026
This is Oreo. He will eventually eat the blueberry. But first he must establish dominance over it. 12/10 (TT: oreominibernedoodle)
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Small otter thinks it’s a cat, but nobody really minds and everyone has a great time.
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Jon Poole @total2total.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Morning 😂.
Cats having photo taken.
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You know what would make soccer more fun? Eliminate the goalie position. Just let them fight it out down there. More goals. More fun. Win win.
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Come Monday there will be zero Republicans who have heard about the Patriot Front march.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please vote some younger, tougher leftists into Congress. These long term corporate dems ain't cutting it.
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think the next president is going to have to release the Epstein files. So those rich and powerful men have a couple years left to work out their exit strategy.l
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Viking cruises are so MAGA.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Steve can be annoying, but I'm not going to eat him!
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funkyartlady.bsky.social @funkyartlady.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yes
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The thing you need to understand is that there are 2 (TWO) different method for amending the constitution 1) The process laid out in the constititon itself (conventions, or 2/3's of both houses followed by 3/4 of states ratifying) OR 2) find five votes on the Supreme Court.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/06/2026
When they said, "wear a suit," I just assumed…  Find a public pool near you at nycgovparks.org.
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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Since the end of World War II, the party in power has historically lost an average of 26 seats in the House and four seats in the Senate. Mike Johnson has a 4 seat majority. There is no "IF" Republicans lose the house....only by how much.
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CoolHandNuke @mrfawkes50.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.
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Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
ANY other President would have been removed, disgraced, and castigated.
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🔥 Russian skyline after drone attacks. Putin is a failure
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What the graphic hides: in the novel, this isn’t Vonnegut speaking in his own voice. The words belong to a character who defected to become a Nazi propagandist. Vonnegut put America’s cruelest truth in a villain’s mouth, daring you to deny it just because of who said it. #Vonnegut
America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves....
They mock themselves and glorify their betters... Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue... Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say, Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.
- Kurt Vonnegut
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We definitely need to become ungovernable.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 15/06/2026
If you thought this couldn’t go any lower. Video shared by The Blaze
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ムスタファ @paradisenow7.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Famous authors asking you out
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My new car has lots of fancy technology in it. Just now I put it in reverse and it showed a video of some lady getting run over by a car.
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That Handle Is Taken @thathandleistaken2.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I hate flying
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That's HEDLEY! @hedleylamarr23.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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