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Parker B

@thatdudepb.bsky.social
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Giver of bad sports takes, lover of shonen anime The Eagles make me happy, the Leafs make me sad Shark HB Wheel

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together.
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The St Louis Rams had 10+ losses in 8 seasons from 1990-1998 before winning 13 games in 1999 and winning the Super Bowl.
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bama couldn’t even give us a Fetty Wapping in 2026 😢
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
he will be 10x the player he is now when he accepts he’s not as fast as his dad
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Having a booth that has no idea why a team would go for 2 in that situation is such a diservice
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer: They gotta for 2 at some pt If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/11/2025
Nick Sirianni tells the reporter "we need to create some explosives on offense." Dude, your success rate now is 24%. You need to start by improving the MUNDANE.
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Eagles' offense is a brutal watch. (Most expensive offense in the NFL by far btw.)
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Found Kevin Patullo’s playbook
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 28/11/2025
I cant remember the last time we had a Thanksgiving when all 3 games were good
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
john harbaugh: extreme ball knower
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
He’s too tall and lacks the explosiveness to be effective on inside runs and short yardage situations!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
that play by Lamar was an instance of making a play so bad only someone as talented as Lamar Jackson could make it
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The Ravens just committed the ethical Fumble Through The End Zone for a touchback (fumbling the ball backwards 18 yards from 4th and 2)
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Average Isiah Pacheco carry
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I’m banning all WRs who can’t run forward
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This is the perfect OL aesthetic, argue with a wall
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Four of the Chiefs OL wearing a 2 bar is triggering my inner boomer #KCvsSD
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
THE GAME IS GONE
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The only nice thing about PSG winning is that they did it in right after letting Mbappe walk
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
How much do you believe Mitch exercising his NMC to block the Rantanen trade is gonna affect his legacy in Toronto? And more importantly, do you think there’s any reason to re-sign him after he’s disappeared in the playoffs(/ins) for six straight years? This team is gaslighting us.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
it appears the only purpose of this organization is to occasionally dunk on the Ottawa Senators
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Yea f this team, let Mitch walk bc he’s not worth the $13m AAV that Paul is gonna bitch for and let JT walk bc he deserves to be on a team that can actually contend.
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Florida fans chanting “ref you suck” after getting four PPs in the first is hilariously stupid
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Wes McCauley deserves to be unemployed and homeless
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Remember when the puck completely crossed the goal line in Game 5 under Bob's pad and we all pretended we couldn't see it
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Hey they called it a no goal two years ago in game five, give us the makeup
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I need
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Seeing a hot girl around my age delivering my ubereats is truly a sign of the economy
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
We need Gyokeres
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Twitter’s community notes are great lol
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2025
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Amateurism is a fake word created by the NCAA to get away with making billions off the back of unpaid labour
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Gunners Subreddit @rgunners.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Sir redd.it/1junrsq
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u/Wonderful-Year-7136 on /r/gunners
Sir
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Right before the first I said “really? Rice on the free kick? Hopefully as a distraction” lmao
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
William Saliba & Martin Odegaard could not believe what they had just seen... #ARSRMA | #AFC
Arsenal's English midfielder #41 Declan Rice celebrates scoring the team's second goal during the UEFA Champions League Quarter final first leg football match between Arsenal and Real Madrid, at the Emirates Stadium, in London, on April 8, 2025.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/04/2025
Knowing about stonks is woke. Wall Street the latest to switch sides in cultural divorce
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Holy shit this guy got China, Korea, AND Japan to work together
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
How tf does Arkansas not call a timeout there???
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Pretty awesome the first would it sing on this app is a unicorn
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Losing the first game of the tournament bracket challenge
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
When someone says this what they mean is they want everyone to pretend politics and sports don’t intersect. It also probably means they’re unable to effectively talk about that intersection.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It was something that was good in theory but I think the NBA showed that it’s not exactly great in practice for the reasons you listed. Division titles mean absolutely nothing anymore in the NBA.
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Division races are good. Regular season would be much worse and rivalries diminished without them. You want a home playoff game? Win your division then.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Baseball media: if you do not loudly report on this I do not want to hear a goddamn thing from you about Jackie Robinson on April 15. bsky.app/profile/fbih...
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Legendary pull
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 16/03/2025
The Vikings can trade for two dozen backs and it doesn't matter: we are going to get to Week 15 and Cam Akers is going to be getting half the carries
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Parker B @thatdudepb.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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