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That Darn Jess

@thatdarnjess.bsky.social
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She/her Kicking it in my crone era. "There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 14h
After that comes the autonomous robot plague and the end of the world.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy indigenous peoples day!
Fuck Christopher Columbus.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As an Astarion fan I can confidently say that Astarion fans are the most insufferable portion of the fandom by a large margin. The sheer variety of bad takes about the character and everything associated with him is astounding.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Little feet: adorable. Weird random leg: Doctor Who monster of the week.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I posted almost the exact same thing before I saw you messages. I always have the mental image of a screaming toddler with a tear-stained face and a little snot bubble.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The annual Nobel tantrum. This is exactly like the rambling of a screaming toddler when they’re mad someone else is playing with a toy they want.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought it was weird that Obama won the Nobel peace prize, given some of the actions taken by his admin. However, the psychic toll it takes on this petulant toddler of a man has silenced my objections. Obama received something that he can never have, and it eats at him every day.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On the one hand it sucks. On the other it’s useful shorthand to know that place is not going to be around for long. It shows a lack of care that will inevitably translate to whatever they’re selling.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Such a scrungly little fashionista.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That’s a pretty broad brush to be painting the diverse spiritual beliefs of billions of people. I can critique the Christian Nationalists without the Lutherns or UU catching strays.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You’re e not wrong. Evangelical Christianity is basically a death cult. They’re actively trying to bring about Armageddon so they can go live with Jesus and leave the rest of us sinners behind in the smoking wreckage they’ve made of the planet.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sending stuff in the mail is so fun. Waiting for the other person to get it, like “hehehe, I have a secret!” Do you have a P.O. Box to send something in return or is this one way only?
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In Hathaway’s case she may have front loaded a bunch of projects in anticipation of taking an extended maternity break.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Clearly they are discerning floofs with impeccable taste.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎶When your jaw open wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a moray. 🎶
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The revisionism has been really harmful health care workers who are still struggling with PTSD from the horrors they worked through.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
These babies have so much style!
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026
harpers.org/archive/2018...
21 Grahams

From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina.

A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot
The Islamic State’s “man of the year”
The death of the GOP’s relationship with Hispanic voters
A death blow to the GOP’s relationship with women
The world’s biggest jackass
A wrecking ball
A salesman of fear
A politician whose ideas are gibberish
A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company
A poor representation of a Republican
A president who is unfit for office
A president who sometimes crosses the line
A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency
A man who has a blind spot
A thoughtful person
A good person
A strong person
A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing
A president doing a great job
The best hope in decades for peace
A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Thought you were supposed to be against hate and intolerance” nope. I’m for justice, and that requires hating injustice and those who seek to uphold it. You can’t be tolerant of people who are intolerant of your mere existence, because that’s not tolerance, it’s submission.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Do you like turtles? 🐢 Do you also like spiders? 🕷️ Then I have just the critter for YOU! You're looking at an 'orange tortoise spider' (Encyosaccus sexmaculatus), native to the Amazon basin of South America. If the legs seem 'stubby', that's because she's got her tarsus joints folded under her.
Taken from a Reddit post by Mass1m01973, two macro photos of a very bright orange spider with a sort of turtle shell on its back, striped in white, with little holes in it.  It has legs folded up underneath it as if asleep.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I feel your pain. I am really sensitive to the bitterness of stevia and it’s in SO many “health” foods! If you’re ok with dairy the Optimum Gold Standard whey powder uses sucralose and is the least chalky brand I’ve tried.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The reason people keep discoursing about bisexuals bringing their straight boyfriend to pride is this guy spawns in if you do :( In the phase 2 of the fight you have to explain the difference between bi- and pansexuality and he has a HUGE sword
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is one of those stories that makes me so proud to be a part of the LGBTQA+ community. Happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This really is the dumbest timeline.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I was today years old when I learned the creator of WTNV thinks he invented all very well-established horror tropes that make up WTNV.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is amazing news. If you can talk about it, how did you get the job? Did they come to you? Did you pitch for it?
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/04/2026
When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it. Anyway: fund basic research.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 23/04/2026
Wait, why does Oxford get one? We want a comma.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What in the Party City wig is this? They’re not even trying to make the live-action remake slop look decent anymore.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I have nothing but the deepest contempt for people who chose to vote for Trump again. At best, they’re willfully credulous rubes who believed a man who has never cared about anything but enriching himself was going to make their lives better.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I really love this recipe, it’s in my regular weeknight rotation. I like to toss in a half a bag of frozen spinach at the end to get some extra veggies.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The big-brain, bad-take boys are out in force today. Good opportunity to give the ol’ block button some exercise.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I read a book a while back called The Demon Under the Microscope, about the development of sulfa. It made me extremely grateful to live in a post antibiotic world.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“I didn’t realize there would be fact checking!”
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Reading through slides from a talk at a medical conference about using AI, specifically ChatGPT, to assist in diagnosis and treatment and now I have a new question to ask when screening primary care providers. If my doctor is “asking ChatGPT” I’m walking out.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Put this one up in the Museum of Mansplaining.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Your brain is correct. It’s just the angle that makes it look like a single hole and that poor animator is being slandered. 😂
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
That’s what the Patreon is for. Your 2¢ worth is gonna cost you $1.02.
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That Darn Jess @thatdarnjess.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I guess executing a white man in the street was a bridge too far. Let’s not pretend he had a road to damascus moment and now cares about people of color.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I keep thinking about them saying "haven't you learned [from Renee Good's murder]" and... they don't understand why people are still coming out after they've shown they can and will kill us, because they're cowards, and they don't understand what it's like not to be a coward
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
important to clarify that he means the ELECTED Democrats couldn’t hold it together. the PUBLIC did, and that’s why we were furious. government employees who were out of work still firmly insisted a shutdown was worth it. eating ramen every night to defend our healthcare, but their senators caved
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/01/2026
Greg Bovino should be charged with murder under conspiracy doctrine. He was told weeks ago by a federal judge that he was going to cause the death of a civilian and was acting lawlessly. He has persisted in stoking the exact conduct he was told to stop.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/01/2026
I've seen people say that the officer who murdered Nicole Good should be charged with murder, and to that I add that every officer who kept medics from arriving, who barred doctors from helping should also be charged under conspiracy doctrine.
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