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Thad Ochocinco

@thadochocinco.bsky.social
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I've wasted so much of my life rooting for losers. I used to root for winners. The fuck happened to me?

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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 20h
Man, they'll take you to jail in Douglas County for anything
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you wait long enough, all your favorites will destroy the goodwill they've accumulated. Personally, I was done with Eminem around that second D12 album
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW AD: Are you a data center company looking to take over rural Texas? Are you a crime-loving millionaire looking to throw the FBI off your scent? Are you a child predator looking to get out of jail after just 1 day? Call 844-WHOS-KEN to hear what Ken Paxton can do for you!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026
She is so loud 😔
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, that'll be going in the trash Right there in the room. I'm going to take it and throw it away, as if I were Ron Swanson with the vegan bacon
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Ron Swanson: Another Please Vegetarian Sample
ALT: Ron Swanson: Another Please Vegetarian Sample
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. LOISH got accused of using Ai to make her art. I started following her on early deviantart. I remember first seeing her paintings in college. This is ridiculous, no one is safe. Artists Ive followed for actual decades are getting harassed because their work has been stolen and regurgitated.
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ridiculous that a 29 year old man is being held to account for something he said nearly half his life ago Good job, everybody. You're protecting us all
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A'ja Wilson. They only made one of those
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Caitlin Clark fell into her! Lemme go look up that lady's name, because Clark is the only one i want to disrespect right now
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
still haven't made peace with the fact that i want to like Caitlin Clark's game, but the WNBA not wanting to call fouls on her makes her hard to like. also, Caitlin Clark acting like a spoiled child makes her hard to like. Caitlin Clark is just hard to like
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i was never gonna watch that entire Thursday Night Football game, but i found myself saying positive things about DeShaun Watson and needed tipoff for Fever/Aces to hurry up and get here
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need Shea Serrano to be over here going wild about this Fever/Aces game. i know he's watching
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first quarter of Fever/Aces was like the first round of Hagler/Hearns
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was that Chennedy Carter on the Aces bench?
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
those last two plays were clear pass interference, but what i look like defending DeShaun Watson
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bomani should bring up that Babyface thing every couple of years just to see if y'all get charged up all over again
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy for her regardless, but it adds a little something extra that she's doing that for MY team Atlanta teams don't make you feel pride very often, but this one does, especially the way they finished this season
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Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 01/10/2026
The letter, which multiple households have received in recent weeks, comes three months after a group of residents sued xAI and subsidiary MZX Tech, alleging that persistent noise and vibrations from the company’s energy plant in Southaven are degrading their quality of life.
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xAI Looks to Buy Out Southaven Residents Who Agree Not to Sue It, Letter Shows
Artificial intelligence giant xAI is offering buyouts to residents of Southaven, Mississippi, if they agree not to join a lawsuit against the company.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Derek Lieu - Game Trailer Editor @derek-lieu.com · 30/09/2026
This part kills me 🤣 - "fall of" (11,527 results on Steam) - "echoes of" (2,750 results on Steam) - "shadow of" (8,243 results on Steam) Excellent insight from @itshannahflynn.bsky.social about game naming (I contributed a few words, too)
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I lit up when you got to the part about colons because I've hated that for a solid 30 years now
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
This is embarrassing
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Belated happy face stepping day to all who observe
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt being buddies just warms my heart strings. I'm a sucker for a good "enemies become friends" storyline
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The NBA needs to add as many teams as it takes to get New Orleans and Memphis into the Eastern Conference. Those are natural division rivals for the Hawks, and we need a heated rivalry for teams with no shot at a deep playoff run
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My man, do you hear how this sounds *outside* of your head?
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But We Mustn't Ruin HIS Life By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
Four-panel cartoon with a tiny kicker panel below.

PANEL 1. A Black delivery worker stands beside her van, holding a package. She looks downcast.

WOMAN: Everywhere I went I was terrified I’d run into **him**. I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t concentrate…  
WOMAN: After I failed two classes I lost my scholarship.

PANEL 2. A girl in pink sits on a bicycle on a residential street, looking down.

GIRL: He sent the video to everyone in school. **Everyone**. I had to be homeschooled until I could get into a different school.

PANEL 3. A woman sits in an apartment armchair, holding a baby who pats her face. She looks sad.

WOMAN: It’s been ten years… My therapist says PTSD isn’t ever cured, but it’s something I can learn to manage.

PANEL 4. A hand holds a phone showing a male podcaster at a microphone.

MAN: Nobody feels worse than me about what happened — but we can’t ruin these young men’s lives!

KICKER. The podcaster speaks with Barry, the cartoonist.

BARRY: What sort of thing would “ruin their lives”?  
MAN: Being expelled. Or being publicly criticized. Or made to switch dorms. Or to switch a class. Basically, anything he might notice.
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if i allowed myself to get riled up by things this small every day, i would have been dead from an anger stroke years ago. i don't see how they're able to sustain this level of red-assedness
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
both Emanuel brothers keep insisting on making themselves a larger part of my life than i want
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton sucks, part 291
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoulda took those points, i'm not putting Case Keenum in no position to have to make a play
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i couldn't be a coach because you have to defend your guys against obvious stupid stuff that they did, and i'd be on the sidelines, like "hey, i don't know what to tell you"
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*looooooong, weary, sigh*
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put this in the shelf next to Andrew Gillum telling DeSantis "the racists believe he's a racist" and Obama hitting Romney with the "horses and bayonettes" line
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're debating me on the existence of God, don't waste time talking about the complexity of the eyeball, if you use data points like this, I will lose every time
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Akela Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's a radical idea: release the film as intended and then--here me out--that's it. That's the film. Remember when we'd get extra scenes on the DVD/Bluray? Brint that back.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
These unreleased Stevie Wonder songs are so good. open.spotify.com/album/7gzJYO...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP - EP by Stevie Wonder | Spotify
Stevie Wonder · EP · 2026 · 4 songs
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm tired of that dead-eyed bore framing all of this as "failure" or "not living up to their promises." They didn't fail. Calling it "failure" means there was a good intention. There wasn't. Creating suffering was what they wanted to do. Frame it like the kleptocracy that it is
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Thad Ochocinco @thadochocinco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Sports betting is for suckers. Me, I trade stocks." - a good man
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 28/09/2026
He is boiled chicken bland, it is true. He really does seem to have dropped through a wormhole whose other end is the set of "The Andy Griffith Show." Most important tho, is that he is Not Ken Paxton.
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