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Tony Ganton

@tgant.bsky.social
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Just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe UBC Alum ⚡🐤 🍁

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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think I discovered my new dream lineup, in no particular order. Preferably all together. City and Colour, The Sheepdogs, Chris Stapleton
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The amount of people who struggle to find their seats on an airplane blows my mind
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The top 3 ways to lose weight (according to me) 1. Stomach Flu 2. Skipping rope daily 3. A really bad breakup
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The amount of people who think a photo of their ID is good enough to get into a bar is astonishing
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I am fired up! No more 430 pm sunsets and less seasonal depression!
British Columbia, Canada gets rid of Daylight Savings time
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
IYKYK
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
CANADA!
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am very stresso watching this
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a man with curly hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with two other men
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Seeing the Trapezoid in Olympic hockey just feels wrong. Bring back stick handling goalies
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 09/01/2026
COLLEGE KICKERS (complimentary)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Marshawn Lynch drops a couple profanities on the air to "get it out of the way"
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
MAYO BOWL DAY!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/12/2025
Just four days until…
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/12/2025
I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 28/12/2025
What is being a Pop-Tart?
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
RUNAWAY POP TART! REPEAT. RUN. AWAY. POP. TART.
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
POP TART SACRIFICE TIME! WHAT FLAVOURS WILL BE CHOSEN?!
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
"Haynes King gonna lob it up into the endzone downfield... and that prayer goes straight through to voicemail." - ESPN's Mark Jones
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
My tweet from 2023:

I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises.


Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
WE ARE JUST HOURS AWAY FROM THE ANNUAL POP TART SACRIFICE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
LOL River Falls. The end of this game is painful. @sickoscommittee.org
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
In the semi finals in 3 fantasy leagues.... Currently in one, I'm debating starting PHILIP RIVERS. Someone talk me out of this.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I must alert everybody to the fact that USF is giving sixth year quarterback Gaston “Gas Pipe” Moore his first (and last) career start in the Cure Bowl right now
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
'OH NO, DISASTER' CALL IN THE UNLV MIAMI OH GAME @sickoscommittee.org
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am going to give a talk on the physics of punting (with an actual physicist) at CONvergence in Minneapolis in July that they already had to move out of a normal conference room to the big auditorium due to demand, and I highly doubt the NYT is going to send someone to cover it
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
After 2 and a half months I'm finally signing a job offer! 🕺
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Feeling like I need to sleep for a week straight
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 03/03/2025
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why color-number cadences exist in football. The story spans the evolution of the sport. And it involved a philosophy major that doubled as an All-American back at Notre Dame. dlvr.it/TJJMMf
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Moved out of my place in one day, had about 15 guys show up with less than 24 hours notice. What a wild feeling. Love the support I have.
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Fit check today
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I made this poem back in 2019 and I post it almost every Valentine's Day. I'm a little miffed it hasn't gone viral
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are red, Oysters are meaty, They're aphrodisiacs. Let's get freaky!
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 11/02/2025
Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl" Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?" RP: "Yes, about finding my true love" JP: "Great, a classic love song" RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy" JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This game is so out of hand I've started to make new dating profiles
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
You've definitely heard us before. Sex and candy was all over the radio
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Missing that Kentucky heat!
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trying to find a new place to live after a breakup sucks. Especially when rent will basically double.
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Currently watch the Pro-Am at Pebble Beach and I gotta love the cameras focusing on people living their life on the beach.
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
As a Saints fan, I fully endorse this #WhoDat
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Slow is smooth; smooth is fast
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
💛WIN A BOLLARD💛 The most popular competition in the history of social media is back. It's the prize you've all been waiting for. Repost and follow to be in with a chance of winning this gorgeous Monoscape Bridgeford Smooth Grey Concrete Bollard worth £252.42. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Sigh..... Go Birds
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
NFL release the data from the chip in the ball
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
PUT TRACKING CHIPS IN THE BALLS ALREADY
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Watching Saquon and the Eagles
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
We don’t need AI analyzing advertising algorithms. WE NEED FUNCTIONAL SEARCH ENGINES THAT AREN’T MANIPULATED TO BEGIN WITH.
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Tony Ganton @tgant.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#Vancouver friends! I'm selling my bar, DM for details
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