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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've lost a lot of enthusiasm for sports for reasons like this. Layering a whole mental calculus of desired karmic justice on top of stats and standings is exhausting.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Incredible ratio. If he hits triple 1.8Ks he wins the Bluesky Jackpot and a flood of bad takes start filling up his notes app while bells and sirens go off.

@kairyssdal.bsky.social

I'm sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I haven't been to WokeFest in years because the tickets got too expensive and it's all influencers now anyway. But I did meet my blue hair angry lesbian girlfriend at WokeFest and they can't take that away from me.

Similarly, a gaming YouTuber seethed that Rockstar was appealing to women and gay men by showing Jason shirtless in another scene. “Gone are the days of edgy based masculine GTA games,” he wrote on X. “I could be wrong but right now it’s looking like it will be a woke fest.”

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[The Fellowship sets out from Rivendell] CR: WHOSE CAH WE TAKIN?? Sean Fennessey as Frodo: *wiping tears*

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Last night was an embedment with Elizabeth Holmes and her family before she went to prison.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How can a sentence have too many commas and too few at the same time?

After its Telluride screening, official critics reviews are imminent, but in the immediate aftermath of the premiere, various festivalgoers took to social media to express shock, bewilderment and extreme enthusiasm for the film.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's not too late for a new song of the summer.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Widow's Bay into Star City into Furious is an incredible run of shows.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Pitching a screenplay of my life story but they stop me in every meeting to ask why it needs to be set in the One Night Only universe.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I had to DNF Dune Messiah because the book slowly disappeared like that picture of Marty McFly's siblings.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I tried writing a book about Natalie Portman just to see how it would go but I could only get this far before giving up. It was my second attempt after trying and failing to write a book about Jessica Chastain.

This A- list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee, literally has two, maybe three friends. If all of them are busy, our actress will literally just sit in her home and not do anything. Apparently she just sits there and waits for someone to text or cal her. She doesn't read or watch television or doom scroll, she iust sits there. Not Jessica Chastain.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

If I knew Natalie Portman I wouldn't write a book about her because we'd always be playing Star Wars together. Same with Laura Dern. Usually I write these in my notes app and leave them there so you don't have to see them. I guess that's another reason I wouldn't write a book about Natalie Portman.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Emily Wilson watching The Odyssey.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

🎶 Dear God, hope you got the letter and

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

It was Agita All Along. This would have been an awesome joke for roughly a thirteen day period back in 2024. But I was busy then.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Replace the title of a movie with The Mandalorian and Grogu

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Xena got adopted! I'll miss the little demon.

Xena (cat) sitting on top of a bookshelf which is dusty and I don't want her there but she goes there anyway

Xena (cat) laying on her back/side stretched out and twisted

Xena (cat) watching me while I'm watching a Celtics game

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Watching the human centipede doctor stitch together his victims from an overhead viewing theater but shaking my head the whole time so people know I disagree with it.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

"Somehow, Palpatine returned" is a bad dunk because manipulating life/death was his whole thing going back to Episode 1. And yes the protagonists would be in the dark about how.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I'm fostering this gremlin and she's pretty cool so maybe you're in southern New England and want to adopt her? And her amazing rescue org is having this charity auction, if you'd like to support them! tenlivescatrescue.betterworld.org/auctions/rai...

White and black cat sitting in a box hoarding a ball

White and black cat posing in front of a blizzard

White and black cat playing with a bag handle

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Boys don't want a competent legacy sequel to The Devil Wears Prada. Boys want a cinematic universe crossover event with Runway and Poise and Composure and Blush and

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I don't know who these people are but love is love.

Picture of 2 hockey players: "TEAM CANADA'S OLDEST AND YOUNGEST PLAYER HAVE AN... 18.9 YEARAGE AGE GAP"

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If I was Erika Kirk I would simply stop hanging out with the fuckheads everyone wants to shoot.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Please don't spoil what a Grogu twist tastes like before May 22.

Ad For The Mandalorian and Grogu themed Nilla Wafers with the line, "Nilla sweet vanilla flavor WITH A GROGU TWIST"

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I've always wanted to go to Scranton to see the Uncanny Valley.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

They spend the whole Olympics trying to go really fast and then they walk in a really slow parade for the closing ceremonies. That doesn't make sense. They should do that part fast too.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Me: You have two cat beds that are cushioned and more comfortable and appropriate for your size than this hard, empty box of cookies that I put down for two seconds. Xena the foster cat:

A white and black cat making a bed out of an empty box of cookies

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

What’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

DJ Shadow - Building Steam With a Grain of Salt

Lake Street Dive - Baby Don't Leave Me Alone With My Thoughts

The Twilight Singers - Black is the Color of My True Love's Hair

nine inch nails - All the Pigs, All Lined Up

Orbital - The Girl With the Sun in Her Hair

Spin Doctors - How Could You Want Him When You Know You Could Have Me?

Boards of Canada - In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country

The Ting Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go

Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See

Xploding Plastix - Treat Me Mean, I Need the Reputation

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

*guy who has the wrong takeaway from the epstein files* he was doing email too much. thats too much screentime

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

LET HIM SIT IN THE MIDDLE SEAT ITS OPEN NOW

New England Patriots commentator still at the kids table despite the fact that a seat has opened up at the main table.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Go Pats. But why is bro at the kids table?

Three Patriots commentators at main table and one at sad small side table

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. #MusicSky The Afghan Whigs Underworld Nightmares on Wax Dave Matthews Band Orbital

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Hm I see 4 people in this picture. Very embarrassing for them.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Are you in or near Rhode Island and looking for a perfect cat to adopt? DM me!

White and black cat standing in a window overlooking snowy yard

White and black cat on foster person's chest

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

The new foster cat is making herself comfortable like it's a competition.

White cat sleeping on her side with belly exposed

White cat sleeping with leg sticking out

White cat sleeping with eyes covered by paws

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I moved to a state where I don't know anyone so when it happens I'm worried I won't have any parties to go to about it.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

My low stakes hot take is that all identical twins should be confiscated at birth by the government for medical experimentation. Like how one of them would be the control. I think that's scientifically useful? I don't know. We don't have to do it.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Monica's S3 boyfriend from Friends: Let's do a Star Wars show with Horatio Sanz from SNL, Brian Posehn from The Sarah Silverman Show, Amy Sedaris from Strangers with Candy, Carl Weathers from Arrested Development, and Werner Herzog from... Werner Herzog's career. Disney: You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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