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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Incredible ratio. If he hits triple 1.8Ks he wins the Bluesky Jackpot and a flood of bad takes start filling up his notes app while bells and sirens go off.

@kairyssdal.bsky.social

I'm sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy birthday! Here's two cats I fostered recently.

Black and white cat playing with a paper bag handle

Black and white cat sitting inside my nightstand

Black cat sitting next to his favorite toy

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I haven't been to WokeFest in years because the tickets got too expensive and it's all influencers now anyway. But I did meet my blue hair angry lesbian girlfriend at WokeFest and they can't take that away from me.

Similarly, a gaming YouTuber seethed that Rockstar was appealing to women and gay men by showing Jason shirtless in another scene. “Gone are the days of edgy based masculine GTA games,” he wrote on X. “I could be wrong but right now it’s looking like it will be a woke fest.”

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How can a sentence have too many commas and too few at the same time?

After its Telluride screening, official critics reviews are imminent, but in the immediate aftermath of the premiere, various festivalgoers took to social media to express shock, bewilderment and extreme enthusiasm for the film.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's not too late for a new song of the summer.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I tried writing a book about Natalie Portman just to see how it would go but I could only get this far before giving up. It was my second attempt after trying and failing to write a book about Jessica Chastain.

This A- list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee, literally has two, maybe three friends. If all of them are busy, our actress will literally just sit in her home and not do anything. Apparently she just sits there and waits for someone to text or cal her. She doesn't read or watch television or doom scroll, she iust sits there. Not Jessica Chastain.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Emily Wilson watching The Odyssey.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

And my overall favorite picture of her jk jk

My thumb bleeding from a scratch given by the cat who is in the background of the picture out of focus casually walking away. I love her so much

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Xena got adopted! I'll miss the little demon.

Xena (cat) sitting on top of a bookshelf which is dusty and I don't want her there but she goes there anyway

Xena (cat) laying on her back/side stretched out and twisted

Xena (cat) watching me while I'm watching a Celtics game

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I'm fostering this gremlin and she's pretty cool so maybe you're in southern New England and want to adopt her? And her amazing rescue org is having this charity auction, if you'd like to support them! tenlivescatrescue.betterworld.org/auctions/rai...

White and black cat sitting in a box hoarding a ball

White and black cat posing in front of a blizzard

White and black cat playing with a bag handle

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I don't know who these people are but love is love.

Picture of 2 hockey players: "TEAM CANADA'S OLDEST AND YOUNGEST PLAYER HAVE AN... 18.9 YEARAGE AGE GAP"

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Please don't spoil what a Grogu twist tastes like before May 22.

Ad For The Mandalorian and Grogu themed Nilla Wafers with the line, "Nilla sweet vanilla flavor WITH A GROGU TWIST"

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Here is a foster cat. She could be yours!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Me: You have two cat beds that are cushioned and more comfortable and appropriate for your size than this hard, empty box of cookies that I put down for two seconds. Xena the foster cat:

A white and black cat making a bed out of an empty box of cookies

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

What’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

DJ Shadow - Building Steam With a Grain of Salt

Lake Street Dive - Baby Don't Leave Me Alone With My Thoughts

The Twilight Singers - Black is the Color of My True Love's Hair

nine inch nails - All the Pigs, All Lined Up

Orbital - The Girl With the Sun in Her Hair

Spin Doctors - How Could You Want Him When You Know You Could Have Me?

Boards of Canada - In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country

The Ting Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go

Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See

Xploding Plastix - Treat Me Mean, I Need the Reputation

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

LET HIM SIT IN THE MIDDLE SEAT ITS OPEN NOW

New England Patriots commentator still at the kids table despite the fact that a seat has opened up at the main table.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Go Pats. But why is bro at the kids table?

Three Patriots commentators at main table and one at sad small side table

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Are you in or near Rhode Island and looking for a perfect cat to adopt? DM me!

White and black cat standing in a window overlooking snowy yard

White and black cat on foster person's chest

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

The new foster cat is making herself comfortable like it's a competition.

White cat sleeping on her side with belly exposed

White cat sleeping with leg sticking out

White cat sleeping with eyes covered by paws

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I tried to reply to one of these calling them a fucking dipshit but Steam turned the bad words into hearts so I started the process of deleting my account.

Request to delete Steam account due to open racism on the forums

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Balatro is a prison and I've finally escaped.

Completionist

Discovered 100% of your collection 0.53% of gamers unlocked this

Unlocked on 12/4/2025

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

The invention of polyamory

$A sign that says WE ARE LOOKING FOR A COOL THAT CAN MAKE PIZZA and @BurialMagazine comments "aren't we all" (and then I make my response above, continuing the fractal of content)$

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Ironically it's the cats that are catching strays now. You can't prove I didn't think of this joke back on election night.

Tweet from @MrSantosNY

Fuck you @CurtisSliwa I HATE YOU, your dumb wife, that stupid Beret of yours and all your fucking cats!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Imagine hating on me and I'm just at home like this

Gladys (who did nothing wrong) from Weapons (2025)

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Get Patti Harrison she's a better Harrison in every way. And she needs a job. Her fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money, that gets smaller until she dies. #itysl

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