iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No, I do my best to keep this place Trump/Musk-free but that does sound funny.

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've lost a lot of enthusiasm for sports for reasons like this. Layering a whole mental calculus of desired karmic justice on top of stats and standings is exhausting.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you consider the fact that Adobe got bullied off the platform immediately a strength or a weakness of the community? Echo chambers aren't great in principle but it's not our fault for not liking things that suck. Is this something that needs to be reconciled to ensure viability of this place?

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Incredible ratio. If he hits triple 1.8Ks he wins the Bluesky Jackpot and a flood of bad takes start filling up his notes app while bells and sirens go off.

@kairyssdal.bsky.social

I'm sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All jokes are about iced coffee now.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's no context, it's just the absurdity of childish bickering through community notes.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The guy wouldn't be so tired if he paced himself like the guy from Mambo No. 5.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One must imagine the Blue Jays scoring runs.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy birthday! Here's two cats I fostered recently.

Black and white cat playing with a paper bag handle

Black and white cat sitting inside my nightstand

Black cat sitting next to his favorite toy

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Some make me laugh and some don't, same as with other jokes. I can't really explain why some don't work for me.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Now you've made me think we need Fallout tamagotchi.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I like to think my guy has been running around having his own adventures for the last 18 months and if I ever log in again he'll be like, oh great *this guy* is back now I have to spend 20 minutes minmaxing inventory and crafting shit I don't need for dailies.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's okay with her (my lesbian gf) that I'm a man because I so easily submit to extreme emasculation. So yeah GTA 6 sounds perfect for us. Families come in all shapes and sizes!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I haven't been to WokeFest in years because the tickets got too expensive and it's all influencers now anyway. But I did meet my blue hair angry lesbian girlfriend at WokeFest and they can't take that away from me.

Similarly, a gaming YouTuber seethed that Rockstar was appealing to women and gay men by showing Jason shirtless in another scene. “Gone are the days of edgy based masculine GTA games,” he wrote on X. “I could be wrong but right now it’s looking like it will be a woke fest.”

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[The Fellowship sets out from Rivendell] CR: WHOSE CAH WE TAKIN?? Sean Fennessey as Frodo: *wiping tears*

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

One must imagine the chalice upright.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Back when I was interviewing I didn't even know I was supposed to dock people for non straight hair. Just another reason I wasn't a good manager I guess.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Aragorn: I used to be an Arwen guy but I think now I'm an Éowyn guy? CR what do you think?

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Last night was an embedment with Elizabeth Holmes and her family before she went to prison.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If you're not going to use the Oxford comma that doesn't mean you have to stash it elsewhere.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How can a sentence have too many commas and too few at the same time?

After its Telluride screening, official critics reviews are imminent, but in the immediate aftermath of the premiere, various festivalgoers took to social media to express shock, bewilderment and extreme enthusiasm for the film.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It was this one: github.com/j-fbriere/sq...

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I sure am tired of all these Star Wars!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Woman is in denial that it's September 2 and tries to bend spacetime to avoid paying rent.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

No, I don't plan to restart that project, sorry!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This production is wasting enough water, to drain the Nile!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's not too late for a new song of the summer.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Miles bring a stranger or friend and pretend you're a couple so you can both get therapy for just one copay. Which you can split evenly or you can prorate it according to which of you has more Going On. I would offer but I am completely normal,

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Widow's Bay into Star City into Furious is an incredible run of shows.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My culture is not your coverage!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Looked it up, yeah that must be it.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Pitching a screenplay of my life story but they stop me in every meeting to ask why it needs to be set in the One Night Only universe.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I had to DNF Dune Messiah because the book slowly disappeared like that picture of Marty McFly's siblings.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I tried writing a book about Natalie Portman just to see how it would go but I could only get this far before giving up. It was my second attempt after trying and failing to write a book about Jessica Chastain.

This A- list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee, literally has two, maybe three friends. If all of them are busy, our actress will literally just sit in her home and not do anything. Apparently she just sits there and waits for someone to text or cal her. She doesn't read or watch television or doom scroll, she iust sits there. Not Jessica Chastain.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

If I knew Natalie Portman I wouldn't write a book about her because we'd always be playing Star Wars together. Same with Laura Dern. Usually I write these in my notes app and leave them there so you don't have to see them. I guess that's another reason I wouldn't write a book about Natalie Portman.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Emily Wilson watching The Odyssey.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Wow is she reviewing the Odyssey or my kitchen and bedroom?

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The opening snare hits of Only Shallow are peak music.

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