Reposted by TexNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162765607
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Unpopular theory: Sen. Schmitt absolutely knew he was “incorrect” about his accusation and did not care. He was simply “lying” and hoping that his “accusation” would travel around the world faster than the truth. Just an opinion and a theory. He didn’t count on running into Amy Klobuchar. 011
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just watched for the first time as an adult…it’s really good! And funny! Enjoy 010
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Make a band edible: Korn Led Zeppoli Barenaked Lady Fingers Flax Sabbath Electric Light Orechiette Pink Flan Queensrïce Tacovision Temple of the Hot Dog Vanilla Halen The Wheat Stripes ZZ Tapas 041
Reposted by TexSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's not a real political party, folks It just isn't 25450091889
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is the most cursed link I’ve ever seen but thank you…I needed a shortcut to his absolute bullshit. AGGHHH please let it end 1150
Reposted by TexJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026personally I think we should just take the ai doomers at their word and shut it down if they’re telling the truth, well, good thing we shut it down. If they’re exaggerating, well, they shouldn’t have done that 251907349
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026He simply cannot miss a chance to make something worse. Undefeated in that arena. 000
Reposted by TexSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A Supreme Court majority thanks to two of our worst presidents should be ripe for elected Democrats to take on as in need of reform. Yet, I think too many still think they are required to approach it gingerly, as if it's meeting its lofty ideals and not a muddy appendage of a broken party. 2551174
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This isn’t a laughing matter. Our president thinks no law constrains him. He’s right in a way. If there is a law he doesn’t like, he ignores it and moves forward, knowing the courts will take months or years to catch up. We can stop this. There are lots of amendments that give us power to stop it. 010
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026But it’s “people”. All people? No? Sorry not a spreadsheet person. Hate spreadsheets in fact. 000
Reposted by Texmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out 7455651018
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Roasted with garlic, salt, olive oil. Smashed is a good variation. 000
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Scott, blink twice if the kidnappers are in the room. Sad. How CNN still allows him on air would be a mystery if they hadn’t sold their soul a long time ago. 010
Reposted by TexMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/08/2026A legend knows greatness when he sees it. Honored to sit down one on one with Thierry Henry to talk about the city we both love. Catch the full conversation on YouTube. 772976457
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026August loves her homemade lean ground beef, carrots, peas, pumpkin puree, chia seeds, flax and some vitamin supplements - but when she smells the spinach coming out she goes absolutely nuts! Good on you for prepping his food, a good dog parent. 030
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Just jumping in to say my dog’s favorite food in the world is baby spinach. She attacks it like she caught some prey in the wild, thrashing around and gnawing away. It’s hilarious and nutritious! 240
Reposted by TexTizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ben Mueller’s assignment for his HS journalism class was to tell a news story, any news story, in the form of an extended IG slideshow. This investigative #CupOfJoe turned a California student newspaper into a free-speech flash point. Bravo to this young man! 15491252
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If you wear a dumb red hat 90% of your waking hours it’s easy breezy beautiful — cover boy 000
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026lol fair enough! If you find yourself in a less fortunate situation you now have a cheap, safe and convenient solution for avoiding those burned fingertips. Toast on my friend! 000
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026No never put metal in a toaster! However…you definitely should get bamboo toaster tongs w/ magnets. They are so cheap and work so well. They seem unnecessary until you have them. I don’t have this exact brand but they seem perfect too. www.crateandbarrel.com/bamboo-toast...crateandbarrel.com 150
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My only complaint with congestion pricing is that they chickened out and made it $9. Make it 30-40 bucks who cares. Stop driving into the city. It’s the most public transportation friendly city in America. 0180
Reposted by TexRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2025CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong? 17131761304
Reposted by TexKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Exactly. The president is going to spin some incredible lies about the 2020 election and the media -- and every single Democrat in the country -- has to be ready to smack this bullshit down immediately. Not a mealy-mouthed fact check or, golly, this is weird. Call it out as an assault on democracy. 9440911201
Reposted by TexMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10716503220328
Reposted by TexCalifornia GG @cagg821.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I wish the media was honestly reporting trump’s mental decline and open corruption. 414113
Reposted by Tex4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s. 14591652135
Reposted by TexThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“I did believe the election was stolen and the rioters were patriots - until I turned off Fox News.” 39063062397
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You don’t get to set the terms of your replacement, Nazi prick. 000
Reposted by TexNoah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Platner hanging around and claiming he won't step down unless the replacement selected is someone he approves of is absolutely disgusting and underlines how monumentally unfit he is. 1 371728232
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why is Belgium wearing the Colorado Rockies’ City Connect jersey? 000
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Now that I have two likes, a new *bluseky* record for me, I’m replying to my own skeet with a screenshot of the message I was replying to, since I think they blocked me. Or maybe I blocked them. 000
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is some lame loser comeback. If you win the Democratic nomination? It means that you ARE the Democratic Party. 000
Reposted by TexPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 19/06/2026The NYT photo is from 2002. If you’re wondering “Has this guy been turning more into Paul Bearer since then” you better believe the answer is yes 1562917452
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 17/06/2026You can’t spell “Maine” or “fucking” in American English so I am not worried about you. Troll much? 120
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Rudy used to go to Yankees games like it was his damn job, including bringing his #failson to World Series games. 050
Tex @textyler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026When it happens, man o man…tears of joy will flow in the streets of this nation. 021
Reposted by TexAri Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This is so outrageous. Roberts Court said in Callais finding of intentional discrimination could invalidate gerrymandered maps. Lower court found Alabama intentionally discriminated against Black voters. SCOTUS still allowed map eliminating majority Black district to go through 34925366
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
