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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👀 @romaryann.bsky.social @jollyfishheads.bsky.social
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 22 100🎯 88🎓 92👑 96🏅 93👑 Final score: 939
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LEAKED TEXTS from the Team USA Group Chat following Connor Hellebuyck's suspension for failing to report to the Winnipeg Jets
a very real iPhone conversation that definitely happened.

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK: Gentlemen the day we all feared has finally happened. I have been seized and held as a political prisoner of the Socialist Republic of Canada

DYLAN LARKIN: Damn (sad face)

QUINN HUGHES: We'll get you out fo there Helly!

KASH PATEL: FREE CONNOR

BRADY TKACHUK: gOOGLE HOW GET TUNG UNSTUCKED FROM EGG BEETER
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Dr Elisabeth Kosters @elisabethkosters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Please take 15 minutes to listen to former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien’s speech in Gander at the 9/11 memorial event today . He was our PM on 9/11. A brilliant speech. Every word matters. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Jean Chrétien says ‘we bow to no one’ in fiery 9/11 speech in Gander, N.L. | CBC News
Former Canadian prime minister Jean Chrétien drew thunderous applause on Friday during a fiery and patriotic speech in Gander, N.L, where many had gathered at a sports arena to commemorate the 25th an...
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s at the point where we’re factoring in a Disney Paris sidetrip into any possible Euro adventure instead of Orlando or California (our daughter is still very much into Disney).
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Five stolen bases so far. Plus two errors. I mean, it’s just, I think….ugghhh
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Tkkra Ugh
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Andrea Woo @andreawoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Canada's new $20 just dropped. King Charles on one side, Canadian National Vimy Memorial on the other. Enters circulation late February 2027.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the best that whiteness can do www.editorialboard.com/this-is-the-...
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This is the best that whiteness can do
America put it all on the line for maga. This is it.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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auntiedeb.bsky.social @auntiedeb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He can call the lake whatever he wants. It won't change the fact that Canada owns the Welland canal that every ship needs to access the other four.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are dealing with the dumbest, meanest, craziest weirdos in the world, and the only thing they understand is domination. Any Canadian who doesn’t blame the Trump administration for all of this is firmly in quisling territory
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are dealing with predatory lunatics. They do not understand much of anything beyond submission. We need to fight, or lose.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Even Jonathan David could’ve scored that one. Right place, right time for Saka. #EPL
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Looks like that guy’s rock hard abs broke the hand, so score one for the aggrieved party.
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pete Crow-Armstrong's performance tonight -- featuring 2 HRs, 2B, 1B, BB, K, SB and 3 RBIs -- added 0.5 fWAR to his season total, which is wild. 12 qualified MLB hitters have produced an fWAR less than that this season, including Kyle Tucker (0.4).
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WhiteRoseAFA @whiteroseafa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another Black southerner dead by rope and tree, which if you know Black folks in the south isn't a fucking thing that happens via suicide. That's now 3 or 4 this year.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The guy hated Bob and hunted a shark. Not sure there’s more to know 😀
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
*I assume this is the kids team philosophy
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If anything, it means a more exciting August and September than otherwise thought.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Time to watch some 2025 playoff highlights on YouTube 😔
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s the Donaldson dash. Just Arozarena. The Arozarena amble?
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Great to watch. What a beauty.
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David Elfstrom 🍁 @davidelfstrom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Working outdoors? Child at outdoor day camp? Anyone outside for 6 hours today in Southern Ontario will be effectively smoking three cigarettes during that time. More if you're active. Twelve cigarettes over a full day. map.purpleair.com/air-quality-...
Purple Air map of PM2.5 expressed as cigarettes per day, shown over greater Toronto area, values around 12 per day depending on location
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Will check it out!
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
President Trump: Would you go to Moscow? President Zelenskyy: It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...
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RARE CANCER SEEN IN 41 HOMOSEXUALS (Published 1981)
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Well, I wasn’t planning on running a marathon on the treadmill today….but maybe I should!
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Give me a musket. Time to defend Lundy’s Lane!
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
But yeah, woof, what was that from Germany. Brutal.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
*second team 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
And now they’re playing Portugal. In Toronto. Southern Ontario will shut down! Can’t wait, should be a great game!
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@elibtronic.bsky.social If Modric isn’t a hero amongst men, who is? What a great player.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 23 98🔥 97🏅 94🏆 99🔥 94🏆 Final score: 962
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The thing about signing what everybody but you can see is a surrender document at Versailles without understanding the historical context that everyone else immediately grasps is that’s what you sometimes get when you are an ignorant dipshit who surrounds himself with ignorant dipshits.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I made the same joke. Got an eye roll from the family, haha.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I always come down with a case of mental anguish.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m pretty sure a young Steven Page was on Bumper Stumpers. And hosted by the guy from the Weather Network.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Or a set of clear, brown Corningware glass pots. Must have been quite something at the time!
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 10/06/2026
I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up
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Elon Musk accused of fuelling unrest after Belfast knife attack
The use of social media in planning violent protests over the Belfast knife attack has drawn condemnation, with Britain's ruling Labour Party accusing Elon Musk of stoking divisions. The tech billiona...
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 28 95🏆 98🔥 92👑 92👑 99🔥 Final score: 950
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/05/2026
Meanwhile, doctors are begging our most fart-brained American cardiac patients to stop injecting beef tallow directly into their veins (just metaphorically, I THINK, FOR NOW):
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The seed oil panic is hurting my cardiac patients
“My patients are replacing olive oil with beef tallow, even if they don't tell me during cardiac rehab,” writes a clinical dietitian.
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I guess I skew more to their older material! 1. Please Please Me 2. I Saw Her Standing There 3. I Feel Fine 4. Tomorrow Never Knows 5. Day Tripper 6. Hey Jude 7. Help! 8. In My Life 9. You've Got to Hide Your Love Away 10. This Boy
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Amazing!
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teutsmcgroots.bsky.social @teutsmcgroots.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The amount of Jays injuries are certainly…Mantiplying
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a man wearing a fur hat is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a fur hat is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
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