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@tessfromhell.bsky.social
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
banished from yet another monastery because my superior incense smoking technique overwhelmed the abbott with lust
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thx everyone for your ongoing contributions to this epoch’s cultural layer
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 12/09/2026
You’ll be happier once you realize that passing and hotness are two entirely different axes
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
World‘s First 2-in-1 Shower Steamer + Chicken Bouillon
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Morgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looking for work and there just aren’t enough roles for experienced scheming eunuchs anymore. What is this country coming to.
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you bitches better stay alive long enough to become your version of gillian anderson camp miasma
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this is all happening because we couldn’t take census cowboy seriously
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
’what an ideal opportunity to practice my TIPP skills’ sim in a pool six foot square no ladder
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bog witch near me open now
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
call me the lower-case pyrex of women
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
in 1955 a wizard cast a spell to grant sentience to his favorite ’whites only’ water fountain. yesterday that spell finally ran out of power
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Nora Blake @skulldaughter.exportaud.io · 12/07/2026
This month on Journal Updated we played Lucah: Born of a Dream! I want to make everyone play this game www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...
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Journal Updated 70: Lucah: Born of a Dream — Abnormal Mapping
Hello all! We're back yet again with another certified Noracore banger: Lucah! Born of a Dream!! Also featuring: Gaming! Moving! Physical Therapy! And more!
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you’re an excellent cook/baker someone will always be willing to be in a relationship with you no matter how insane you are A lot of you are just insane but with no skills to back it up and that’s your issue
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
journalism brain: “this director has now created two movies that involve explosives and cross dressers, how can i work that detail into my piece succinctly for my readers?”
highlighted black text on white background that reads “A fan of both director Jordan (who’s mixed bombs and trannies before, in 1992’s The Crying Game) from a Time Out New York piece written in 2005 regarding the film Breakfast on Pluto
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
strap with the Soul Edge eyeball staring up at you
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
seeking medical care as a person who isn’t a cis white guy Doctor: hmm. your issues should abate if you try becoming a cis white guy
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
TLDR: call your house reps to demand they vote NO on 8705 and 7661 Call your senators to demand they vote NO on 2616 All three seek to ban books nationally. All three are the fever dream of bigots. All three must be stopped.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🚨Bad news. A THIRD National book banning bill has passed committee in the house.🚨 Meet the CHARLIE act that will prohibit the teaching of what they call: equity ideology (not white supremacist jingoistic history) More from @authorsabb.bsky.social when we have it. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the economy can no longer support this creature‘s berry sniffing habit. she deserve to huff berries
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A dog is smoking along with his owner. Another man walks by and asks "hey man, should your dog be smoking?" The owner of the dog says "don't worry. They're dog cigarettes."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strawberry economics
A four frames comics about how I can afford strawberries as a 34 year old adult. The first frame shows a bunch of gariguette strawberries in a box at the supermarket. The text reads: "STRAWBERRIES ON SALE". In the second frame I am holding the box of strawberries happily, saying "And I have enough money left to afford them!". In the third frame I am eating them and saying "Mmm a scrumptious treat...". In the fourth frame I am closing my eyes and thinking "The economy is very bad".
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
snowpiercer train with mandatory smoking
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Notice how the papacy's good acts are all statements and the horrific ones are actual actions and policies with serious resources behind them? The Catholic Church has a massive healthcare network and inflicted a total trans care ban there last year. They're an enthusiastic part of trans genocide:
transnews.network
‘It’s a Nightmare’: The Human Toll of the Catholic Church’s Trans Healthcare Ban
Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawling networks. The impact on trans people's lives is devastat...
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
cat, reclined on a pillow of her own face
gray and white cat seen from above, laying sprawled on a high back chair with tail and one back leg hanging off the side and the cats head resting on a rainbow pillow printed with an image of the cats face.gray and white cat with head raised in disturbance, kicking back on a high back chair with one back leg hanging off the side and the cats head resting on a pillow printed with an image of the cats face
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RI DaSēr @sotreu.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
Aight so boom. One week out from surgery. 2k goal. Prayers up. 🙏🏾🤞🏾🙏🏾 paypal.me/rikiam venmo.com/sotreu cash.app/$sotreu2 #HelpSky #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
gifting an egg back and forth in stardew valley co-op in a vain attempt to recreate the tampopo egg kiss
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
if you can spare anything please consider giving to niala. shares appreciated etc. gofund.me/d71b21e36
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Donate to Help Black Trans Woman Find Safety From Domestic Violence, organized by niala n
hi, my name is niala and i am a black trans artist and community act… niala n needs your support for Help Black Trans Woman Find Safety From Domestic Violence
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
yow right in the reginos
screencap from status dot bsky. black text on white background reads 
“Some systems down. We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos (sic)”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/04/2026
Getting some thought provoking emails this morning
OBEY THE INSECT GOD
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
More of this. The Salvation Army is a transphobic cult.
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this is all happening because we couldn’t take census cowboy seriously
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
snowpiercer train with mandatory smoking
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
demisexuality flag really with us looking like Good & Plenty Presents Puerto Rico
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Happy Bandcamp Friday, to all who celebrate bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
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Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill
Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill
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charlotte @gayleywilliams.meangirls.online · 04/03/2026
rent is due in 20 hours and we are so very short. this is the third month we're gonna be late the job interview went well, but if i get it we still have to move please don't let us fall through the cracks $150/$2000 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕 mutual aid
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
i ❣️ bodily autonomy
a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
chia pet rewilding
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 26/02/2026
Remove sex from government documents
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
still fighting for my benefits, still seeking work. not gonna meet rent for march. please help if you can
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
hey all, my snap payment did not come through and we are running low on food. can yall help? v: $tess-hazel c: $tesshazel gfm: www.gofundme.com/f/help-tess-...
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Tess Reach Stability, organized by Tess Hazel
Tess Hazel needs your help to get stable. Who is this person: Tess is a trans woman currently… Tess Hazel needs your support for Help Tess Reach Stability
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’m getting a reliable roof over my head!! but I need some help raising money to cover moving and security deposits. Please help me out if you can
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Our friend Carey has faced every challenge the colonial, heterocapitalist, carceral systems has to offer, and has come back swinging. Please show her a little love so she can keep thriving! chuffed.org/project/1646...
chuffed.org
Help Carey Thrive
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i cried a few times during this performance. i90 is dedicated to my trans siblings and anyone who doesn’t want us to die in some national self-inflicted AIDS crisis. i hope you watch and feel what we felt
youtu.be
Ekko Astral - "i90" feat. Josaleigh Pollett (Live in Salt Lake City)
YouTube video by Ekko Astral
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Hey y'all, working with TNN has been life-changing and our whole crew does incredible journalism. Worker-run trans media's needed now more than ever. Please share and support as y'all can.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧ Nɯvꝡɩɛl ⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @nuvy-iel.northsky.social · 29/11/2025
Their call centers are getting really stressed to their breaking points. Remember to be kind when calling, but persistent and insistent. Do not give them any rest. They're reaching their limits but it's still a marathon! Not a sprint! Keep up the pressure!
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