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tess , , , ,, ,,,,

@tessfromhell.bsky.social
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fuck a dog lawman genderqueer trans shitheel / she-they-it

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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
journalism brain: “this director has now created two movies that involve explosives and cross dressers, how can i work that detail into my piece succinctly for my readers?”
highlighted black text on white background that reads “A fan of both director Jordan (who’s mixed bombs and trannies before, in 1992’s The Crying Game) from a Time Out New York piece written in 2005 regarding the film Breakfast on Pluto
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the economy can no longer support this creature‘s berry sniffing habit. she deserve to huff berries
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
cat, reclined on a pillow of her own face
gray and white cat seen from above, laying sprawled on a high back chair with tail and one back leg hanging off the side and the cats head resting on a rainbow pillow printed with an image of the cats face.gray and white cat with head raised in disturbance, kicking back on a high back chair with one back leg hanging off the side and the cats head resting on a pillow printed with an image of the cats face
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
yow right in the reginos
screencap from status dot bsky. black text on white background reads 
“Some systems down. We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos (sic)”
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
gods worst child
gods worst child 

screenshot of a text conversation that reads: 

today 9:44 AM 
Received: New phone who dis 
Sent: I’m gods worst child
Received: Jojo siwa? 
Sent, half cut off from view: wow
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
jingle balls 3
JINGLE BALLS 3

washed out pink photo of the cardboard box of a cat toy showing a circle that reads “Jingle Balls 3.” image taken with a broken camera
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
she’s simply become obsessed, folks
screenshot of my last.fm profile showing the most played tracks over the last 7 days 

337 tracks scrobbled

ROT FOR CLOUT
Jamie Paige
30 scribbles 

Liason
Jamie Paige
12 scrobbles 

Not Quite Yhetr (with telebasher)
Jamie Paige
12 scrobbles

Cadmium Colors
Jamie Paige 
9 scrobbles 

Machine Love
Jamie Paige
9 scrobbles
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
if this describes you dm me
Canadian ginger whale

$2.00

Mount Dew
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
she’s right there’s just more garfield + gunpla with you
the mulholland drive cowboy lines superimposed on Garfield wearing a cowboy hat
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“Thirty (30) Days Confinement in the..”
HuggleSnuggler™


(it’s a cat bed, ppl)
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
deleting all my tweets and found this screenshot I captured in 2021 - just one more thing covid took from us
Untitled Shrek Reboot (2022)
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
i recently attended a trans support group and the ice breaker question for everyone was, “what’s the most trans thing about you?” my answer was, “I’m on medicare and I’m fucking exhausted” but now i think my answer would be this
screenshot of my bank account balance, this bitch is $240 in the red
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tess , , , ,, ,,,, @tessfromhell.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
attention basement dwellers: we’re bringing you 24 hours of gaming to benefit NAMI Seattle. join us twitch.tv/lefttriggerr...
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