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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 04/10/2026

Perfect, so we all agree that you're a cutie pie 🙂‍↕️

The post above scribbled out to only say "I agree"

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 03/10/2026

Flexing aside, even!!! The flexing makes me look LESS like- ah whatever. Y'all get it. I'm Built like this or whatever

Tess's torso and legs, built like that, in grey and green hiking clothes

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 03/10/2026

Ok then in that case, let me introduce you to the top 10 sexiest digimon

Angewomon. A Digimon that is literally just a conventionally attractive ekman in white and gold and purple and it's really slutty and strappy and there are feathers all over. She's got a helmet that is plate steel that covers the top half of her head with no eye holes. Fully just insane choices being made all around

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

👤"you seen these guys before?" 🔪"Yeah, yesterday" What a dreeeeeeam 😭

Coheed and Cambria onstage, taken from the second row of GA, so 46 rows back at Red Rocks

Coheed and Cambria performing onstage. The camera is about 3 rows of people back from the barrier to the stage

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

And the before for anyone curious. Yes i had to take it off AND put on new makeup, and did change my nail color. I shoulda been a burlesque girl the way I quick change

Sleepy Tess in the car with pink and blue eye makeup from the night before, a Pokemon T-shirt, pink and blue nail polish, and a lazy ponytail that is still tangled from the night before

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

Also: for only having an hour between getting home from Colorado in pajamas and being ready to walk out the door, I think I cleaned up pretty good

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

For a handy visual of how hard I go at the metal show, I give you: my hair before and after

Mirror selfie of Tess with softly curled and fluffy hair

Tess after the show with her bangs and face framing pieces of hair visibly wet and stuck to her forehead and similarly her necklaces are sticking to the sweat on her chest. She's exhausted but grinning

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 30/09/2026

Thank you! Just wait until you see the driving home fit 😂

Tess in her classic travel outfit that's a Charizard shirt with the sleeves cut off and joggers that match the teal of his wings

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

Day 1 driving fit. Time to load the car 😎

Tyler in a Leprous baseball T-shirt and baggy, light wash carpenter jeans. He's pulling his shirt up to show off his abs cause he's a fkin tool. Jaco smiles at him from the bed

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

Inviting a girl on a date and saying it's a paint night, but she arrives and asks where the canvases are and I just give her this look

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

*shopping at the thrift like* "oh my God! This skirt is cute, does it... OMG IT FITS SNUG AROUND MY WAIST, I SIMPLY MUST" and then checking the size to see... it's a petite 00 💀 Horrifying but ah well. Looks cute

Tess in a bright pink skirt with pleats that ISN'T sagging down on her hips cause it actually sits snug on her waist, it's a miracle

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 25/09/2026

"is my natural hair color really that dark?" *Hair stylist puts a wash of vivid blue over it in a touchup and now my roots look fuckin black*

Tess's hair that is a bright pink on the ends and a deep blue on the roots, but black closest to the scalp where they haven't been bleached yet.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 24/09/2026

Ok well *I* did my shot early so Jaco took one for the (supreme Thursday injection) team. Take your meds 🫵

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 24/09/2026

Ok Ok, Leafee has hauled the tv up, the time has come

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 23/09/2026

When it's bedtime and you haven't had dinner and nothing sounds good and you don't want to cook but then you remember what it's all for

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 21/09/2026

Is this not what we're all talking about?

Stock image of 3 jugs of various kinds of antifreeze in front of an engine

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 20/09/2026

If I'm not supposed to drink the gender fluid, then why is it so sweet and such pretty colors?

Tyler in a navy button up shirt, charcoal carpenter jeans, a watch, and a sloppy bun

Another but leaning against his closet door

Another but with a sassy hip pop showing off how good this outfit is at erasing curves

Last one, crouching and tapling out a beat on his leg with his finger so his hand looks weird but ignore that part

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 20/09/2026

Your order has been placed! Estimated delivery Oct 23

Tyler taking a mirror selfie from too far away and kind of cut off like guys do cause istg they don't know how to use a mirror

Another mirror selfie, better view. He's got a navy button up and charcoal carpenter pants

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 20/09/2026

Woke up a little late and groggy, forgive me. Good morning, lesbians

Tess's exposed abs and her hips in cargo pants

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 20/09/2026

Carbo loading cause I take my gaming SERIOUSLY 😤

Two plates of pasta with toasted buns, tomatoes, and lil baby basil leaves for garnish. It's SO much Alfredo and Parmesan.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

Girl who has been injected with her poisons. Supreme Thursday injection gang lfg 😎

Tess in a generic hospital chair with a timer labeled "13 allergy"

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

Aw FUCK I parked in a no parking and they gave me a ticket ☹️

Image from Google of an Ed Sheeran LOOP TOUR ticket in a ticket app

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

Ok fiiiiiiiiine, it's a Friday Wagon Wednesday let's praise the moon

Tess's ass peeking out of her pulled-down joggers. Get it, moon?

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 16/09/2026

LOOK AT HIM HE'S PRACTICALLY BLEEDING TO DEATH

Jaco, sitting on the couch, more or less unbothered. There's some crusty looking stuff around his left eye that looks like eye boogers at first glance but if you inspect REAL close, you can see that they're scabs and it's a little inflamed.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 13/09/2026

Left a soda in the freezer and forgot about it, so now I have a forbidden snowcone

A ghost energy drink frozen solid with the top bit of the can cut away and Tess licking the exposed ice. The remaining can has a sharp metal edge that is an accident waiting to happen if someone is licking the drink

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 12/09/2026

I just washed my hair and it's so soft and smells so good and you should come play with it

Tess with fluffy, freshly washed hair that is almost done air drying. It's a very faded pink

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 12/09/2026

If you are not actively giving me a hand massage, cooking me food, or applying icy hot to my back, then you can be sure you are already on my last nerve before you've even spoken to me today. Proceed with caution. 😤🫩

A blown Airedale terrier. One that has good texture and visible layers and a good shaped pattern... But oh so blown out. I cry.

A hand parting the back coat to show how long and blown the hair is but that there WERE layers, god damnit, why is it this

The same dog, now trimmed nicely, headbutting Tess in the crotch as she tried to take the picture, cause he's so gentlemanly like that

A pile of hand stripped terrier fur on the floor, even smooshed into a pile, it's roughly the size of an Australian shepherd

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Was I raised in a barn? I'll never tell. But I clean up good 😇

Tess casually flexing by resting her hand on her head in a red cocktail dress

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Right??? While true, it's my least favorite of the acts cause they ALL kinda got sick ass covers??? (I don't have the first 3 in color cause the file got corrupted so any new pressings are in black and white)

The vinyl sleeves for the 5 albums that make up The Acts by The Dear Hunter, laid out

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

WAIT NO I CAN'T POUT, IT'S AN ALBUM BIRTHDAY. Happy 10th! Now spinning:

The Dear Hunter's Act V: Hymns With The Devil In Confessional vinyl and sleeve. The record is bright orange and the sleeve is a moody blue fog with a tree that has a building facade for a trunk

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Well. Here is the half an ass you ordered. Going home early to eat ice cream and pout.

Tess's legs and ass in purple marbled leggings

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 09/09/2026

I learn so many new things from getting distracted by the suggested searches on Google

Google search bar with "law of" typed in. Suggested searches include
Law of urination
Law of demand
Law of attraction
Law of consecration
Law of chastity
Law of torts
Law of chastity lds
Law of consecration lds

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

Bear Ghost making a song for their fans who love getting all up in those

Tidal screenshot, song title: monster guts

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

You learn something new every day. Although, I DID also in this same photo set find the picture I got of, well... So you'd think I'd know that one already