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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs)

@tess.bzky.team
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The Dear Hunter fan account Bluesky's incorrigible teenage son in her 20s-30s Pfp alt: a someone sitting on the ground, holding a bass and stepping on a broken record Banner photo by @zachpotter.com V/ca: tessiibil

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 23m
💀 might work
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 2h
Wait no, give it a chance
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
Witcher? I hardly know er!
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
Barns Courtney is Gen Z Beck
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
*laughs in ADHD mimicry* I'm not trying to find my voice, I'm trying to train a muscle that I intend to contort for shape shifting purposes 🙂‍↕️
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
((I'm getting closer and closer, but plateauing a bit))
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
(I think the difference is hours of practice building up your voice)
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
(the potion just gives you a cold)
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
I think I've just maxed out this skill tree until I complete side quest: inject T. 😔
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
I am! But I'm trying something ELSE to see how I like it, and it's not working 😭
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
I'm tryina sound like a dude not like a lesbian 😭
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
Dude who sounds like he's trying to sound like a dude fr.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
I need more exercises to build out the breath support in a lower range cause I like that my voice is very clear, I don't *want* to put a bunch of stress and distortion to force the sound out.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 3h
No, I wanna sound like George Ezra 😭
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 4h
Why do masc voice training videos just make you sound like Barns Courtney?
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 5h
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ is it helping?
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 5h
Refusing to scroll up and just nodding enthusiastically at this
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 14h
Of course, babe
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 16h
"love is just chemicals in your brain" yeah man and im on chemicals when your mom gives me brain. shut up
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
It's a bit fuzzy but I swear I remember it like the Jason Mamoa meme where I was headed back to y'all and you just ducked down and charged 😂
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Night night Leafee
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Ehehe, oh you were also drunk 🤭
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Mine's even goofier
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Suddenly remembering snippets from the part of the shows last week where I was so drunk/hyped/fatigued that it got kinda blurry and... 🔪"Wait, did somebody pick me up and throw me over their shoulder at the show?" 🍃"YES. Anna did" 🔪"Hell yeah" 🍃"You seemed pretty on board"
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
16 year old me finding the guy that was the most visibly soaked through with sweat and asking for his number was so right for that.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Exactlyyyyyyy
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Fun fact about me: my first pit wasn't even at a metal show but I came home sweaty and beat to shit all the same
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Really helps give the proper fight or flight frenzied energy that a ska show demands
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 16h
successful, painless, clean and crisp Thursday night injection complete 🙂‍↕️
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 15h
Start practicing the tragic expression or you'll never sell it
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 16h
Who won? Who do we like?
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 16h
Fuck da birds
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 16h
Patriots, Niners, and Vikings won and also importantly, Eagles lost 🙂‍↕️
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 16h
Oh this was a very good football day.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17h
Oh I may have misread the "ringing the bell" bit
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17h
Lemme get the shovel
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 23h
yearn for a better tomorrow, one that is just and true and kind and warm and also involves sex with really hot people
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loki~ 🫩🫩🫩 (he/it) @loki.moe · 20h
croc top
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17h
Oh, sorry, qualifications. hi. I'm the aforementioned Gen Z who refused to drive and avoids it if at all possible. They made me learn anyways. I hate it. I make anyone else drive if at all possible.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17h
Cars are fucking evil and people on the whole are not afraid/respectful enough of how dangerous they are. We have been begging for just better buses and trains the entire time instead.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17h
Have you SEEN how crowded and convoluted and violent the roads are these days? One of my close friends was struck and killed crossing the street when I was 6 and she was 7. In hs, the principal had to personally pull me out of class and beg me to go to my driving group cause I kept refusing to go.
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 19h
Me, age 22, after moving in with my highschool sweetheart after four years long distance while she was at college: "i sure am glad i'll never have to do that again :)" me, age 32, having 3 girlfriends in 3 different states: "i love suffering :)"
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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 19h
So fucking tired and jealous of this cow that is passed out next to me
Tucker, a brown and white springer spaniel, completely conked out with his head on a pillow.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 17h
Stephanie are you "I hate my wife" boomer posting?
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mia cherry 🍒🧸🪽 @miacherry.bsky.social · 19h
the way a sorority girl who posts a pic of her with a red solo cup gets punished harder than a frat boy rapist
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 18h
oooh
A proxy of the magic the gathering card "black lotus"

It is laid out in our style like the rest of this thread, and then laser burned into a blank foil card
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 18h
Ohhhhh
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 18h
Two hours later: "let me live my life, man"
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 18h
So you're taking the Brian Molko idea?
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 18h
Yeah. Exactly.
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