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Terry Crows

@terrycrows.bsky.social
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Retreating soldiers aren’t hors de combat, you don’t have to be actively shooting at your enemy to be a legitimate target. If you did then every IDF soldier who was the subject of a 🔻 video while they were chilling was the victim of a war crime.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DHS’s social media is almost certainly run by a Zoomer groyper. Most of their tweets contain not only the obvious racism but little nods to in-jokes among the global far right.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A Moopsy Poaster is a vicious yet easily distractable predator hiding behind a cutesy affect. So, you know, vicious antisocial trolls who are very UwU.
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Eric Erins @ericerins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I already supported it no need to make it look this sick
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lumpen in the comments cheering for the random murder of some woman because she had the audacity to be over 30 and have a desk job, because that’s what a bank VP is
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is a sort of glonzo-adjacent situation. Do helmets really provide much protection for adult cyclists, whose primary danger is cars? No. Do normies believe they matter? If you get hit will people ask if you were wearing one? Yes. We’re not ready to fight this battle yet culturally.
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heatherundermoonlight @servalproblems.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
luv me pod, luv me bugs, luv me WEF, 'ate cars, 'ate countries, simple as
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ice cream, yum yum!
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“No intervention, business as usual” will absolutely be the response to the next economic crisis, and it’s looking increasingly like it will be the response to the next public health crisis.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Broke: Relitigating the 2024 presidential general. Woke: Relitigating the 2016 presidential primary. Bespoke: Relitigating the 2026 IL-09 primary.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Musk when line is going up: hahaha thousand year trumpreich eat shit proles Musk when line is going down: I am listening and learning
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can’t figure out whether Giannoulias is planning to run for mayor or governor and frankly I’m not 100% sure he knows.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Under my dictatorship if you have a Tolkien name for your company or product then your senior management and board will all get life sentences if your product is anything more evil than sustainable toys for bunnies.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Small question: are Latin Americans dumb too? Russians? Japanese?
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Imagine believing in the silent socialist majority in the year of our lord 2026.
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Chris ßrinton @cjbrinton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Chicago would love for you to move to our city. Don’t project your insecurities onto us.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Burning hot take: The charitable contribution deduction’s mechanically allows skilled workers to volunteer in-kind doing higher value added work at their regular job and should be a deduction for AGI send tweet
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You’re laughing. One of Texas’ foremost media outlets has gone silent and you’re laughing.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Fellow Chicagoans, it’s Independent Bookstore Day! www.chilovebooks.com/independent-...
chilovebooks.com
Independent Bookstore Day
Select your first bookstore, pick up your bookstore tour guide/passport, and get your first stamp. Now, check out the map, which lists all the participating stores, and plan out the rest of your...
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m coming around to the viewpoint that we need more paper. Paper books, paper notes, paper money.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Most accountants are trash at Excel.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I write in cursive and what are you talking about man? My Boomer parents even use Venmo.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I gotta know what kind of ZIRP shit Gen Z guys love because investing is about to get real stupid. Crypto seems a bit played out, what else is there?
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I simply do not understand who would want this. Oh cool I can prevent myself from getting on the dopamine slot machine on my phone with this other device I’ll have to carry that is ALSO A FULLY FUNCTIONAL ANDROID PHONE.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It’s a numbers game and we should make it an explicit numbers game: a lottery with a floor for entry. None of the Lake Wobegon overachiever arms race, just objective criteria and if you meet them you get a number, good luck.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
There’s no win in burrito taxi discourse.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Wins all over on the East Coast from the looks of it!
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Bro come on, 18 minutes on Halloween?
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Active Transportation Alliance @activetransportation.org · 31/10/2025
The transit fiscal cliff has been averted! Earlier today, Illinois lawmakers passed a $1.5B package to fund and reform transit. Thank you all for your support in getting us to this moment. We did it y'all! 🎉🎉🎉 Read the Illinois Clean Jobs Coalition's statement here: ilcleanjobs.org/2025/10/31/l...
Train passing over traffic with text celebrating Illinois funding and reforming transit.Text stating today a bill to fund and reform transit in Illinois has passed
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Pearl Harbor was like 6 months before the Battle of Stalingrad even started.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Any Korean that comes to the US, visa or not, is fucking nuts.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Reminder that the pronatalism weirdos have only had four kids, who they beat.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Give me a free ticket and I’ll do it
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I think we’ll have a cable-cutting movement but for phone numbers within 15 years.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
He shot one of several fund CEOs that Blackstone (not BlackRock, which is a different company) has, not *the* CEO, Schwarzman, who is very much alive.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I for one wish our president all the best in his war on *checks notes* holidays.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Smelting pig microchips in our backyard fabs
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Never invest in a company whose CEO gets in fights with jeopardy Sam on main.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Pretty powerful argument against market efficiency that this wasn’t priced in.
A picture of the daily movement of S&P 500 futures showing a sharp decline after the tariffs were announced, an event that had been discussed for months beforehand.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Model S. Cybertruck bros in shambles.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Not to worry, soon we’ll hear about how the pussy deep state libs tried to take way your freedom to buy bird flu-contaminated eggs, but Trump owned them and now the eggs are cheap again.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/01/2025
Every family and child deserves to feel safe and secure in the place they call home. Every resident of Illinois should know their rights. I intend to protect those rights and ensure our state laws are followed.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We want a highly pro-social society, but critically it can involve no increase in our taxes, restrictions on our behavior, feelings of duty to others, or action on our part. You know, a fantasy.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I agree. We should only have speed cameras and red light cameras and bus lanes and such from River North to Lincoln Park to ensure these burdens are primarily on the well-to-do. Safety is a luxury good for luxury people. /s
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The funniest possible outcome with the New York shooter is they arrest him and he turns out to be a right wing crank pissed about UHC paying for trans healthcare or something and we’ve all totally misread the situation.
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Looks like some people are gonna hawk tuah or three things to make rent now. amirite?!?
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sad that despite hanging around with Trump so much he hasn’t learned to craft a good nickname for something he hates.
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Terry Crows @terrycrows.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Donald Trump, welcome to the War on Cars. 🚴‍♂️✊
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