Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I hope that, for the sake of their future career, no-one from Melton Mowbray ever wins the World Cup. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukWorld Cup 2026: Fabian Ruiz and Gavi get weight in tomatoes for winSpain's Fabian Ruiz and Gavi receive their weight in tomatoes when they return to be honoured by their hometown Los Palacios y Villafranca. 010
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Nice of them to let one of the little macots speak before the game. #WorldCup 020
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A football match will get in the way of all this bollocks won't it? #WorldCup 010
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Verify your age" Using a snooker cue as a form of remote control on a push button TV. 000
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Yet another magnificent @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social show tonight at the Royal Festival Hall. 010
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hi @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social Any idea of stage times for tonight at the Royal Festival Hall? Ta muchly. 100
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Currently on the Victoria Line, where people are ladling water onto the seats and beating themselves with birch twigs. 110
Reposted by Terry CardyKath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 04/06/2026My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚 33459362
Reposted by Terry CardyTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/05/2026COMPETITION TIME! You could win the first 4 prints from my monthly Snail Meow Print Club. (Plus cat bung hole sticker) RT + follow to enter — winner picked Thursday at 2pm. Or just join the club here: less than a tenner with FREE worldwide postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub 22453
Reposted by Terry CardyNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...noscoredraws.comWorld Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - ExOur biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A... 25263344
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Getting on to the train / tube before allowing people to get off. 000
Reposted by Terry CardyMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Writer for hire! I’m available to help polish up scripts (Edinburgh on the horizon); Make your wedding speech amazing or consult on a writing project you’re working on. 30 years experience working in the telly, radio, journalism, advertising - my website www.mathew-owen.co.uk Please share! 👍👍mathew-owen.co.ukHome | Matt Owen | Freelance WriterI offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch! 064130
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026We really are getting this all wrong. To be fair, we're doing well to reach seventh. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...bbc.co.ukTeam GB face uphill task for Olympic medal in four-man bobsleighTeam GB face an uphill task to win an Olympic medal in the four-man bobsleigh event as they sit seventh at the halfway point in Cortina. 000
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Lyme Regis on a February evening, after the skies have cleared. #lymeregis #sunset 0100
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Well, it's reached the time for me to get to bed, so that I can complain about the midnight fireworks just as I'm dozing off. Happy new year all. 000
Reposted by Terry CardyHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 22/12/2025Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win) 2183116
Reposted by Terry CardyMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot. 391506316
Reposted by Terry CardyRufus jones @rufeydoof.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Anyone remember the German word for turning on the TV when England are batting and it’s adverts and you think Oh God Someone’s Out but then you realise it’s just a drinks break? 161
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Just seen Squeeze at the Astor community theatre in Deal. Audience of only 300. Bloody marvellous! Well worth the trip.#Squeeze 020
Reposted by Terry CardyTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 29/11/2025COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm. My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20 02840
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Radiohead at the O2 tonight. No words, so I'll use their own. 130
Reposted by Terry CardyGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 07/11/2025WIN a set of #Christmas cards Repost and follow me to enter I’ll pick a winner at 9pm tonight (Friday 7 Nov) gailmyerscough.co.uk 26479
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Sad to see Gilson Lavis leave us today. Used to love seeing him thump those drums for Squeeze. 010
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Dug up the last of this year's carrots. Wife and daughter got to them. 110
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I refuse to raise the lid of my toilet as it contains journalistic material. 000
Reposted by Terry CardyMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12/10/2025If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.ukmathew-owen.co.ukHome | Matt Owen | Freelance WriterI offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch! 3165367
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025@divinecomedyhq.bsky.social at the Barbican tonight. Beautiful. 1161
Reposted by Terry CardyKath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown 5411401194
Reposted by Terry CardyMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun. 942292
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Any player feigning injury should receive a Chinese burn from the fourth official. 000
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Just been greeted at the Lyme Regis Brewery again by this good boy, Teddy Knight the cockatoo. My favourite avian bartender.Lyme Regis Brewery 130
Terry Cardy @terrycardy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025In the "Quiet Zone" on a South Western train. I shudder to think what sort of noise the four people at the table next to me make under normal circumstances. #VictorMeldrew. 000
Reposted by Terry CardyTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/09/2025COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons. Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks) If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm My shop www.infinitebacon.com GOOD LUCK! 34691
Reposted by Terry CardyIan Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 27/08/2025The fucking Times. Sieved. Illegitimate. Is this supposed to be who we are now? Because this can entirely fuck off back to 1939. 617353
Reposted by Terry Cardytrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Charles Dickens Dahl's chickens 46317
Reposted by Terry CardyMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Flower drawing in progress. Im not that fast, it’s a timelapse. 1842357
