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i like sports and i dont care who knows

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 6h
Gun pointed at a TV screen of Jerry Jones, the crypt keeper lookong fuckass owner of the Dallas Cowboys, speaking into a microphone
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 6h
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 7h
lol people pay american dollars of money to see the dallas cowboys. in 2026. have some sense! watch them in shame from home for free like i do!
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 6h
Schottenheimer makes some weird choices as HC
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 9h
The returner sheds a tackle the same time the side judge trucks someone 😂
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 16h
tell you what i'd do man, play two qbs at the same time
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How to win in November
Trans rights are human rights and abolish ICE
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From like age 4 to 13 I thought Van Halen had a hit song called Runnin with the Jello
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 07/10/2026
these are the stories to hold in balance every time you read a scare piece about cannabis. you should also keep them in mind when pro-alcohol people say that weed is dangerous.
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Tomlin calling Jason Garrett "my esteemed colleague" is so funny
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Timeline blessings be with you
Two legit ball-knowers praise Brock Bowers simultaneously while the Brazilian King of Covid approves from his natural habitat (a hospital bed)
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please do not show George Pickens the yards w/ and w/out CeeDee stat
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait... WHAT???
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jon Sumrall high fives like it's the Adventure Time intro lmao
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[clears bong so loudly it breaks my eardrums] yeah man
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skye Rizzy played DB for Colorado State, was on some practice squads but never made a gameday roster in the NFL
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You should have a plan before you commit to a trilogy of movies
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today i learned Party Down just got put on Netflix
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weed man here
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/09/2026
DUDE
PERSON
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey everyone! Back again with more film reviews! This time, we got Josh Allen finding Josh Palmer for a touchdown. Joe Brady can draw up some crazy stuff, but I tried to decipher it:
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026
I saw this quote on Reddit last night and assumed it was made up. It's totally fair to complain about the historical Missouri Tigers being cast as villains ..... unless you then explicitly identify with historical villains
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Hot damn
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Lane is #1 and Drinkwitz is #2, who is the current 3rd place for "Most hateable SEC coach"?
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Congrats to UT on tonight's L and Ted Cruz on nothing ever
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...
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The Man Who Bowled a Perfect Game on 9/11
And never bowled a perfect game again
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
X-men Musou when
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MATE WHEN WE WENT TO A LAND DOWN UNDER WE WENT TO A LAND DOWN UNDER.
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mike Tomlin without a hat on is unexpectedly jarring to see
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drew lock
a lock i drew
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bomani and Spencer pods are the best
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 08/09/2026
hell of a piece. wooooof harpers.org/archive/2026...
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Child’s Play, by Sam Kriss
Tech’s new generation and the end of thinking
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Get Mike Tomlin a Twitch stream where he plays Minecraft and I’ll watch every single episode
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SENATOR HUEY LONG ASSASSINATED, CAJUN-STYLE One of Long's senior staff members said the killing was "filled with joie de vivre." Another described it as "zesty." 

According to police accounts, the asailant approached Long in an enormous papier-mache devil's head, which Baton Rouge investigators say allowed him to get close to the senator without looking suspicious. Weiss then ran over the senator with a float.
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welllllllllllllllllllll that is bad
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Matt
@scriptumsent
Nathan Fielder descending through Dante's inferno going "oh ok" to everyone's stories
10:09 AM • 2022-07-30
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Live, Laugh, Longinus
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max @terpinolene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gipsy Danger Jaeger in the Rain
Alt: A big robot moves in the rain while a sick Tom Morello riff plays
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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