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Fuentecerrada, aguas tranquilas. De las gentes de España, no hay en otras piscinas.

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Templaet @templaet.eu · 14h
Un altre resentit al qui Bad Bunny no va convidar a la Casita.
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Iván @ivant.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
www.levante-emv.com/economia/202... Esto si es el Gran Reemplazo
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Los compradores de Estados Unidos revientan el mercado de la vivienda en el Cabanyal y el Carmen
Los norteamericanos pagan un 55 % más por su mayor poder adquisitivo y complican el acceso a los valencianos
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M @malvartinez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Templaet @templaet.eu · 16/09/2026
Ja m'he canviat a Eurosky. Farsant amb el domini .eu i sense eurosky, la veritat.
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HQMAT @hqmat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Morralla @arrosabanda.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
Not today, Satan, però tinc gana d'escriure un article que es diga "Contra l'antifeixisme". El lore antifeixista ací -ítem per a molt cafeteros molt d'esquerres amb simbologia autorreferent- fa d'obstacle per a fer el que s'esperaria de l'antifeixisme: impedir efectivament la victòria dels nazis
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Air Bud II (2001)
Air Bud crashes into the world trade Center

hte II is shaped like the twin towers

"Pet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams"
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Templaet @templaet.eu · 11/09/2026
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Templaet @templaet.eu · 11/09/2026
I la tia Maripili de 69 anys.
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Templaet @templaet.eu · 10/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tweet from Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w):

"We're a company that sells cat products, so we need the perfect picture of a cat. Ahh... Here. Here is the picture"

(picture of a bag of litterbox liners with a disembodied cat head that looks absolutely sad and terrified)
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Templaet @templaet.eu · 09/09/2026
Madrid la "comunidad más importante del país" ojo ahí. Li lleves el patrimoni de l'estat a Madrid i seria més deficitària que Ceuta.
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Jorge Tamames @jorgetamames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Claro que los niños son más tontos hoy que en 2015. Desde entonces les ha pasado exactamente lo mismo que a nosotros.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 08,1950
P1- SLUGGO STOPS BY TO SEE NANCY 
SLUGGO: NANCY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SUNGLASSES?
NANCY: SURE
P2- 
NANCY: --- BUT ONE OF THE GLASSES IS BROKEN
SLUGGO: DATS O.K.
P3-
SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WEARING THE SUNGLASSES, WITH THE LEFT LENS MISSING 
P4-SLUGGO IS LOOKING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE FENCE AT THE BALLPARK, HE IS WATCHING THE BASEBALL GAME USING THE SINGLE LENS TO LOOK THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE FENCE
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 03,1958
P1- NANCY IN A HURRY TO GET HOME, BUT SHE STOPPED BEFORE SHE CROSSED THE STREET 
NANCY: I’M LATE FOR MY TV SHOW 
P2- FRITZI SEES NANCY SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION WATCHING A WESTERN PROGRAM 
FRITZI: DID YOU STOP AT THE CROSSING
ON THE WAY HOME ?
NANCY: SURE
P3- NANCY: IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, LOOK BACK AT THE FIRST PANEL IN THIS COMIC STRIP
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reflexes
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Kruiti @kruiti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lo dels refugis climàtics tancant de l'1 al 31 d'agost per vacances és peak administració
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Alejandro Salamanca Rodríguez @desvelandooriente.com · 29/08/2026
Mensaje “motivador” del cementerio viejo de Arganda
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Numeritos 🍕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @08181.es · 29/08/2026
En 2019 en un hotel de EEUU me proponían esto. Por cada día que no venían a limpiar la habitación me daban 5$. Era opcional y me pareció una forma curiosa de compartir su ahorro. Lo prefiero al marketing bullshit habitual.
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Dibujitos Aleatorios @garabatxs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Los marroquíes: *invaden Ceuta* Los niños ceutíes, en corto:
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Arturo Puente @apuente.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
El desmantelamiento de Cercanías, sobre todo fuera de Madrid, fue una política deliberada del gobierno del PP que no ha sido revertida con suficiente fuerza por el actual. Acabar el ciclo económico de bonanza sin haber invertido lo mínimo para rescatar el servicio es un desastre.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
Amazing
In the week after the June 24 primary election for mayor, I was determined to meet with voters in conservative neighborhoods where
Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani (D-Astoria), a democratic socialist, had performed surprisingly well. In a Howard Beach precinct where Mamdani won, I met a couple who, despite being conservative, voted for Mamdani because they bizarrely thought he had run "to the right" of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and also believed he was Italian-American, as his name ended in an
"'" and he was from Astoria.
When I dug further into why they thought he was running "to the right" of Cuomo, they noted that it was because he discussed "prices" and
"cost of living," as Donald Trump had in 2024.
They both voted for Trump. They had a hard time believing Mamdani was a socialist because they believed socialists "support making everything more expensive. 1"
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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Chinchilladas @gaelicofenix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
La verdad es que me pregunto si habrá algún estudio sobre el impacto de la cultura del ragebait entre las diferentes comunidades que viven en un lugar. Por ejemplo, a mí me salen cientos de videos de latinoamericanos criticando a España, es un subgénero en si mismo.
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Xavi @xavik.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
D'esquerra a dreta: José Sacristán, Julio Iglesias i Fernando Esteso. Marbella, 1979.
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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A news article shows headline "T Rex may have been smarter than you think" with writer's name circled, "Dino Grandoni"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/01/2025
Two images of someone talking to you in a DM:
Image 1: Defense: a massive block of text, shown as a red rectangle.
Image 2: Attack: A lot of short, separate sentences, shown as a series of smaller red rectangles.
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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M.A.G. @maguisado.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
Pregunta seria: ¿no debería el Atleti darle un toque a este puto gilipollas? (Esto en concreto no sé si es cierto, pero vamos, ya hemos visto de todo con este imbécil).
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Selebro verle bueno @desselebrada.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
Como las adaptaciones para discapacidad. Todos hemos sido niños y la gran mayoría de nosotros tendremos alguna discapacidad con los años. A ver si dejamos de mirarnos el ombligo y lo anecdótico y somos un poco más prácticos.
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Anxo Cunningham @anxocunningham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Llevo tres días pensando en esto. Another massive W for earth.
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Montxo V. Sempere 🍉 @mtx.cat · 13/08/2026
Avinguda de Blasco Ibáñez, València.
Eclipsi complet amb corona solar en posta de sol, lluint un diamant creixent en la part de sota.
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Templaet @templaet.eu · 11/08/2026
El bestie de Ferran Torres.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
how is this worse than I expected
Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The sea is filled with weird little guys, but this one is among the weirdest. This is Thetys vagina, named for a sea nymph & the Latin for 'sheath', named before the latter word gained its current usage. Is it a cross between a Gummi bear & a xenomorph? No, it's a 'salp'. (📷: Kayleigh Grant).
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026
r0zeclawz on tumblr: "what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now"
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Orugrita @netcaterpila.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
QUE NO ES CONTROVERSIAL QUE ES CONTROVERTIDO YA BASTA.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Doom scrolling
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tweet from huntigula (@huntigula):

GUY: What does it eat?
ME: [falcon perched on shoulder] Updog
*falcon starts break dancing*
ME: Not yet Tyler, wait until he asks what it is
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shane Gillis is doing his part
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was it something I shouldn't have said?
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No doubt these people believe that immigrants fail to integrate into British society
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Ilthea 🏳️‍🌈 🧞‍♀️ @ilthea.hackandarrow.com · 02/08/2026
La cuenta de esta muchacha me da la vida #lujo
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Templaet @templaet.eu · 03/08/2026
Els iankis i la geografia. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5UT...
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BREAKING: Migrants storm city border as national emergency requested
YouTube video by Fox News
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Nel·la Saborit Esteve @neleeta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A mi el que més me flipa és que de tot açò els milers de subsaharians que viuen a les muntanyes a prop de la tanca de Ceuta han quedat fora de tot. El metaracisme de les migracions.
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