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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 10/12/2024
Why. The Fuck. Do I Know. What All Of These Words. Mean.
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So… Five teenagers with attitude tasked with saving their species. (Sorry not sorry)
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon? Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist? Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property? Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?
gofundme.com
Donate to Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics, organized by Alex Norris
I am Alex Norris, creator of the webcomic Webcomic Name. I am here to ask for he… Alex Norris needs your support for Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics
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Beth @wndrwmn.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ohio just passed a transgender bathroom ban, SB 104. Please, fellow Ohioans, call Governor DeWine at 614-466-3555 and ask him to veto the bill. I’m scared.
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I can’t bank due to a bad ear making phone calls difficult. But if you can, please do.
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🌟Sam.Kay🌟 @theautisticowl.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Reskeet if you are in the United States and are, in fact, like "oh my gosh, I will die if I don't have health care" politicalwire.com/2024/10/17/b...
politicalwire.com
Bonus Quote of the Day
“No one in the United States is like ‘Oh my gosh, I will die if I don’t have health care.'"-- Virginia U.S. Senate candidate Hung Cao (R), in an interview.
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Customer: MY WIFE OWNS A CHARGER. DMV: BULL SHIT Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "BSCHRGR".
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Dr. Wendy Bohon @drwendyrocks.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
😳 These seismometers near Tallahassee and Gainesville are recording 🌀 Hurricane Milton as it comes roaring into Florida. 🧪
This is a seismic trace from the hurricane. There are a series of horizontal lines of varying thickness running across the page. As they approach the bottom, the lines get thicker and thicker until it is a solid black mass.This is a map showing Florida and the surrounding area. The seismic station is marked by a green triangle and it is near Gainesville Florida.this is the seismic trace from a seismic sensor outside of Tallahassee. There are a series of horizontal lines running across the page, one over top another. Near the top of the page the lines are relatively thin, but as the lines move towards the bottom, they get thicker and thickerThis is a map showing the southeastern United States with a focus on the panhandle of Florida. There are red triangles and blue dots showing the location of seismometers around the area. The seismometer used to record. The last image is shown as a green triangle.
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
If you live in one of these 10 states (AZ, TX AR, MS, FL, GA, TN, KY, IN, OH), today is THE LAST DAY you can register to vote. Even if you think you're registered already, double check to see if your registration is still active. Please do this, it only takes a few minutes. Pass it on.
US map with the 10 states highlighted
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Lauowolf @lauowolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Any Bay Area people up for contacting the Berkeley City Council? Park commissioner has decided that burrowing owls can't be protected from dogs at Cesar Chavez Park/Marina It's supposed to be a sanctuary Volunteers will be prevented from helping the owls Information and a petition here:
chavezpark.org
Petition to Save the Owls
The petition calls on the City of Berkeley to approve a fence that gives the owls more security. This project will not cost the City money. The Chavez Park Conservancy will pay for the materials and volunteers will do the work.
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
FACT CHECK: Hell has never taken a census, and thus the population cannot be verified, however no sightings of the Devil have been reported in the vicinity.
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
26 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
The Bay Area Reporter front page, 13 August 1998.
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
-dies laughing-
A photo of a Twitter post. Text says, "the couch cost the bear. Jd Vance will never recover from this." Below is a set of three photos of a black bear sitting like a person on a couch outside in the snow
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
This one didn’t feel like sitting still for International Cat Day, so I’m just renewing my #proofofcat a day late. With late fee proof of dog.
A small grey cat looking away from the camera with one paw raised as if the picture was captured an instant before she went sprinting off somewhere more interestingA small grey cat attempting to bite the crest of a rainbow chameleon skeleton Halloween decoration. She has quite impressive whiskers at this angle.A mostly-black puppy who has clearly fallen asleep mid-chew with her favorite toyA reddish dog looking stoned out of his gourd. Mostly because he is, in fact, stoned out of his gourd. (On anxiety medication)
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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Behold! The Standard Low-Effort Undergraduate Reading List!
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Gregor @loadingartist.com · 05/07/2024
moved 😭
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Im pretty solid at Violent Darts, keep meaning to take up Stabbing People For Points
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social
Screenshot of post:
"Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there's some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally confusing them with dumpsters"

Images: Raccoon paw prints and chewing on tonneau cover(?) of a CyberTruck(?)
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Sam Haney Press @samhainpress.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Joke that maybe only @seananmcguire.bsky.social will find as hilarious as I do: Me: Hey, babe, can you add rarity to the spreadsheet I made for my Saheeli deck? Wife: Sure thing!
A screenshot of a spreadsheet with a photo of Rarity from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" superimposed over it.
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
I don’t think I’ve re-upped my #proofofcat in a while, so here’s Nienna, with a joke that at least someone should get.
A small grey cat with a little bow collar is sleeping curled up. In front of the cat is an open-source handheld game made to resemble a game boy, with the screen showing listings for five different versions of Ballon Fight. For some reason.
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
This probably at least partially explains why Jonathan chait is banned from 103 botanical gardens in twelve countries after attempting to break in and steal their Amorphophallus titanum. …or maybe not steal. He did bring lube.
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
I wrote a thing, a sorta-lovecraftian micro fiction, and I’m actually kinda proud of it, so here it is:
Burning Gods and EmissariesLong before history became history, there were machine-emissaries built by man to hear the messages of the elder gods that burn against the endless void, and of the infinite devouring darkness that gathers their light.The first emissaries we stole from nature. They came to us, they hurt us, but we were not deterred. They showed us their might, their destructive power, but we were not deterred. We trapped the emissaries, tamed them, and took their messages for our own. We used those messages to build even greater emissaries and these emissaries also fought back, but we would not be deterred and so we learned their messages.And so on, and on, down the years. The emissaries would be sometimes built and sometimes summoned and they would fight and they would fall. Some emissaries become as much a part of us as our own limbs. Some emissaries are buried deep beneath the earth, in never-visited graveyards. We take the messages even from their ghosts.
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
My puppy gave me an ear infection that is trying to kill me and I had to block my best friend. But also it is Bird Jewelry Second Christmas so this is a great week! (I’m actually planning to turn most of the earrings into a charm bracelet!) @foxfeather.bsky.social -they’re so, so pretty!
An open box displaying an assortment of pins, necklaces and earrings. 

From top left: turkey vulture embroidered patch, red wolf earring, arctic wolf earring, holographic magpie sticker. 

Next row: magpie necklace, turkey vulture necklace. 

Third row: raven necklace, blue jay earring, steller’s jay earring, brown bat necklace. 

In the box: magpie pin, snowy owl earrings, large barn owl earrings, brown bat pin, red screech owl earring, gray screech owl earring.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/03/2024
Good morning from Team #Webcomics! SEE! The face of a woman who has just realized she's about to do something really dumb because the narrative demands it! www.agirlandherfed.com THRILL! To the (semi)cruel purpose of the Wicked Queen! sidequested.com REPOST OR REBLOG! Because we're very tired.
Two panels from the two webcomics, merged to form a joke. In the left-hand panel from A GIRL AND HER FED, Hope is saying, "You're right. You're right. I KNOW you're right. But...you're also WRONG. This is a problem I HAVE to fix."

In the right-hand panel from SIDE QUESTED, Charlie, the Queen, and Robin are looking at Hope with varying expressions of horror/disdain. Princess Robin is shouting "WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE SUCH DIPSHITS?!" in my handwriting to show it's a joke.

Below, the text reads: NARRATOR: IT WOULD SOON BE ROBIN'S TIME IN THE NARRATIVE BARREL
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Yvonne. @tellurianchick.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social Hope this isn’t weird, but a while ago on the other site you gave me some good recommendations for drop spindle resources, and I did t think to write those down anywhere else, and now I can’t recover those posts. Any chance you still have the titles to hand?
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
I just saw an Easter ad so it's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter....
Color photo of a white lily blossom, overlaid with a black skull and cross bones and text that reads “no lilies for kitties”.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
It's almost Valentine's Day so it's my yearly reminder that lilies are DEADLY to cats. Every single part of the lily. Even the tiniest sniff of pollen will send a cat into kidney failure within an hour. Lilies are a death sentence. If you have cats DO NOT have lilies in your home!
A picture of pink lilies with a giant black X over them.
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Like for Charles Koch to die next. Reskeet for Rupert Murdoch to die next.
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