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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 5h

I have told MAGA acquaintances I've known since childhood to their faces that any respect I had for them is forever gone and they can fuck off into the sun and their blustering bullying ways turned into helpless incoherence right quick. Read this 🛢️

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Missionary Being Eaten by a Jaguar, 1967 by artist Noé León

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 6h

One of those questions you can pose that can be a solid guide for character is "Michael Jackson or Prince?"

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 12h

A pressure cooker that can't hold pressure. MURKA!

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explore.org @explore.org · 14h

Portrait from Behind

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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Incredible two posts to see back-to-back

A post about an honestly pretty hot 51 year old woman who gets shot out of a cannon above a completely unrelated shitpost that says “i am being executed by MILF cannon tomorrow.” I suppose one may have seen the other but i choose to believe in a world of spontaneous beauty.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm tempering my expectations in Texas. Paxton's gonna win by like a thousand votes in a state with a population of 30 million, because Texas.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Fuck politics! Here's a song called ...'And Justice For All!'"

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I saw this and irked myself so y'all have to see it too.

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Bobby @bmcc2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Do y’all wanna see a dead body?

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It was someone in the D.C. area, no judge in MN would touch that thing with a ten foot pole.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

How this man ties his shoes in the morning, let alone become a state within a state, is beyond me.

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Scatches - Stilts worn to keep one's feet above mud, filth, or other unpleasant substances when walking through dirty places. “Every time we visit Uncle Clud, I feel obliged to don a pair of scatches merely to traverse the mountainous heaps of mullock that have accumulated about his premises.”

A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme featuring the word “Scatches,” defined as stilts worn to keep one’s feet above mud, filth, or other unpleasant substances. On the right, a black-and-white Victorian engraving depicts a man in a long coat and wide-brimmed hat walking on tall wooden stilts while holding a staff. The example sentence humorously describes needing scatches to navigate the mountainous heaps of rubbish accumulated around Uncle Clud’s premises.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I remember you bringing gusto to your Portillo's gig, you cared! You love to cook, it's a beautiful thing.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

the media landscape of 2026 is just one big dorm room occupied by a mushroom dealer who wants to tell you what he's pretty sure he remembers about Terrence McKenna

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What was the saying about opening a second front in a war?

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

One of my #umphreys buddies told me this song sounds like a Lexus commercial and… he's not wrong.

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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Turns out these guys are real

A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11/10/2026

If we had an actual meritocracy Elon Musk would be the leader of a small yet fervent religious cult of people who think he is god because his uncle works for Nintendo

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Philip Oakley should hear this. I imagine him saying "That can be done with that song?!"

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Lori went last minute after the weed store job didn't pan out.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thanks again for posting the setlist on Bluesky! Maybe make it a regular thing? 🙂

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

#umpherys world is buzzing this morning! Front Porch, All Things Ninja, and fucking Nachos For Two, all in the same set. Are you fucking kidding me? 🤣

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Jane🔪Slain🔪Lane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

we say this a lot but how tf is this not an onion headline?

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Infest The Pat’s Nest @derblutenpat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is a song people the fans assumed they’d never play again. On the shelf for 23 years. 2303 show bustout. A white whale in Umphrey’s fandom. And I got to see it. Unreal.

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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Moon and the Spire. #Photography

A nearly full Moon rises directly over a narrow, rocky spire in the Utah desert, with partly cloudy blue skies. It looks almost as if it is a hand reaching up into the sky with the Moon resting atop its outstretched finger.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My wife's there. She's got pink hair tonight, I think.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is what happens when you have unlimited money *and* you're dumber than a box of shit.

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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ah, Professor Dr. Robert J. Catman, Esq., P.I., on the case.

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