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Sailor Jupiter

@telavision.blacksky.app
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Country fr. 🇯🇲. Southern girl. Manifesting my wonderland.

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Girl Melanie @immaculateice.bsky.social · 2h
They are still using vehicles from the 80s WITH NO WORKING AC but they got money for cameras? Lmaoooo
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 46m
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 6h
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
(quietly taken aback by how much cleaning up there is to do)
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 7h
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 2h
Would a human have tried to snuggle with a dinosaur? Yes.
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 2h
First Drake, now this.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 8h
fall reminder to schedule regular system maintenance!
Poster that reads:
Warning! If you don't schedule time for maintenance, your machine will schedule it for you. Prevent unexpected repairs by enrolling in  scheduled maintenance program. Triad service center.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 07/02/2026
I can't tell you the number of times I've watched this video.
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 18h
None of you married niggas could be my husband with the way y’all flirt and post memes and screenshot fine women on IG. You wouldn’t have no fucking fingers left playing with me boo
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 16h
Time for this classic again.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 9h
Gotta revisit this when my brain is fully awake
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 29/09/2026
A reminder that America cannot have a multiracial, multicultural democracy if the United States Supreme Court is allowed to continue to exist in its current form
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bastylefilegirl @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A PROGRAM
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Formerly JawnTheDon @being-nosy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was really all in one night…
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America's oldest living person just turned 116 only three days ago. A daughter of rural Georgia. She is also the second oldest person in the world. Born September 26, 1910 www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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America's oldest person is another year older
Naomi Whitehead's birthday was marked by a large party that also served as a family reunion, with relatives attending from across the country.
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✨No✨ @fabriqueen89.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
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HottieGolightly @breakfasthost.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Built like a Chrys-a-luh!
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blakmagik1.bsky.social @blakmagik1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been vibing for the last 24 hours.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/09/2026
Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to NYJTL, USTA and Yonex for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're on The Pill, you probably already know this but don't eat activated charcoal if you're using the pill as your sole birth control!
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Reincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A philanthropic hottie! We love to see it. #BlackSky
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let them loose on condition of taking parenting classes
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Free the grandparents!
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting fake USDA inspection seals on packages of meat is some genuine mob shit. Straight up organized crime on an industrial scale.
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pepperoncinis recalled because a mouse was in the jar😭 Dafuq is even happening right now? #StayReadyCrew www.azfamily.com/2026/09/28/p...
azfamily.com
Popular food brand recalls peperoncini after TikTok video shows dead mouse in jar
Mezzetta is recalling select 32-ounce Golden Greek Peperoncini jars after a dead mouse was reported. See the lot code and what to do.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the correct response to ANY sexual assault, btw. make rapists fucking afraid.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Have your first date at a sports bar, he'll blow his cover without you asking.
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I've been holding in this announcement for so long but I am so glad to be collaborating with the BlackSky team on this 🥹 I hope this brings as much pleasure as it brought me making it. I can't wait!
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 28/09/2026
do y'all know how wack y'all are for letting the deplorables of society be in charge?
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Woman's Disbelief Reaction (SMH SMDH)
Alt: Woman's Disbelief Reaction (SMH SMDH)
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 28/09/2026
I am too cheap to be risking my money on sports betting 😂
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join neno! @ann.neno.social · 28/09/2026
Listen, millennials are going to have to be the ones to close this literacy gap. We will benefit so much from it, and we're kinda the right generation to do it. Calling us all to arms. We need new Sesame Streets, School House Rocks, Reading Rainbows, cross-generational phonetics packages, the works.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 26/12/2025
I HATE when I accidentally hit the save button. I looked in my saved folder and so much of the shit saved in there is purely accidental.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
When my thumb accidentally hits the like or save button
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the word wrath that is on a red background
Alt: the word wrath above Elmo with his arms up and flames in the background
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 30/10/2025
Accidentally pressing the like or save button 👎🏾👎🏾
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/09/2026
You don’t understand He went and got her out of jail… THE SAME DAY
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/09/2026
And he went and got her out of jail
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Cocoa Brown @seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Using Google to get real answers/information is so fucked now.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
The one thing about having a gluten sensitivity that makes me cry? Limited pastry options.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Little birdie, I get it 🐦🥐
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Hello, you've reached our ADHD division. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm away completing 18 tasks that if I doesn't do now, won't get completed for the next 7 weeks. If this is an emergency, please hang up and send me a text with details, something more than just "call me back." Thx! ✌🏾
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
11:11💫
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
EYE will be making another plantain pie this year.
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shot: "We asked 37 top academics and researchers who study education to rate a range of ideas for both effectiveness and cost, on a scale of 1 to 7." Chaser: "The panel included: Dominique Baker..." LOL y'all I read so many papers to complete this survey on k12 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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30 Ideas for Fixing U.S. Schools, Ranked by Experts
Math and reading scores are in a decade-long slump. We asked three dozen experts: What could turn things around?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
These people were not serious about being no damn trad wives First time you looked at his check you knew everybody in this house need to have a job
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Unfriendly Black Hottie! 🇧🇧 @nikilatoya.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
We’re in a late stage capitalist hell scape. Social media gave them the ability to monetise a grift and now the grift is drying up because the illusion is crumbling. So they’re pivoting en masse
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Unfriendly Black Hottie! 🇧🇧 @nikilatoya.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
The grift dried up.
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