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Bolo Boffin

@boloboffin.bsky.social
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Nobody lets go of anybody's hand. Scheduler, sorta foodie, watcher of content. ICE delenda est. he/him Banner alt: the last picture of a Mars rover taken by another rover Avatar alt: me wearing glasses, a goatee, in full bear half-smile

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rolling up on #folkhorrorfriday and tonight's The Sacrament directed by Ti West! It's on Tubi with ads and Kanopy without. (shout out to the San Antonio Public Library for getting me 21 tickets a month at Kanopy!).
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the juice.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026
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Senator John Kennedy (R-Louisiana) holds up a posterboard with dickbutt on it
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was room for Tony Stark on the door!
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doomsday was a sled?
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear America.gov, Go fuck yourself. Dan
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know, maybe Willem Dafoe is too old to play Ahab now, and what a crying shame that is. There's always Robert Pattinson, though.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh! 60 whole days! My goodness.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are coming for us all. Nobody lets go of anybody's hand.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the Trump government-funded ad I want to see. #EqualTime
A screengrab of Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane destroying Susan's room in a fit after she leaves. Along the bottom is a caption: "Paid for by the U.S. Government"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 27/09/2026
Groverfield: The Monster At the End of This Movie
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hamlet: Nay, I know not; is it the king? *Reveals Polonius* Fuck.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can talk all you like about modern dramas, but the first sight of the murder victim in 1985's Miss Marple: The Moving Finger is positively ghastly.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, don't fret over killing baby Hitler. Work your way into the Beer Hall Putsch and make sure the knife finds home.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I enjoyed Primetime a lot. Which means, I was twisted in a knot wondering how these people could live with themselves for over two hours.
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why exactly do we think Mamdani won the NYC mayoral election?
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the AMC Rivercentre theater for Primetime! Yes, Hansen has a freaking ad in front of the movie, so cry me a river.
Chris Hansen stands in front of a kitchen set in a commercial running before Primetime.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Rob Delaney as Peter in Deadpool 2
Alt: Rob Delaney as Peter in Deadpool 2
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're embarrassing Trump in front of the dictators.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just getting going with this week's #FolkHorrorFriday flick, Messiah of Evil! I'm watching on AMC+.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hostess: *looks up* Judas, party of thirteen.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do Teletubbies count as folk horror? #FolkHorrorFriday
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Teletubbies in the Forest
Alt: Teletubbies in the Forest, giggling as they peek out behind the trees.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'all, we all thought the universe changed irrevocably when Bowie and Prince died, but now I think that was the leading edge of the spacetime warp caused by the upcoming Holmes/Fielder documentary.
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☀️ @tscrant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ahab beckons us into the final battle.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is something you'd find in a horrendous corner of Elden Ring
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SJSCentralTX @sjscentraltx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crystal Mason prevails in fight over illegal voting conviction
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Crystal Mason prevails in fight over illegal voting conviction
The court ruling means the Fort Worth woman will not have to serve a five-year sentence for casting a provisional vote in 2016 while on supervised release.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy smokes
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Robert Downey Jr. Rolling Eyes
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. Rolling Eyes
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I defy court orders, I get sent to jail.
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Omri Marian @omrimarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the guy who'll need to explain today to a federal judge why the White House is ignoring court orders.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/09/2026
Many of the babies’ autopsy reports were clear: Vitamin K deficiency was the immediate cause of death, or contributed to it. The reports also included details about parents refusing the vitamin K shot, a long-standard injection, for their newborns. (Published May)
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What I Can’t Forget About the Babies Who Died After Not Receiving a Vitamin K Shot
Babies have died after not receiving the vitamin K shot at birth. Their autopsy records underscore how preventable their deaths could have been.
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 24/09/2026
The guy trying to chisel his name onto a theater designated as a living memorial to a POTUS who was tragically assassinated is outraged that anyone would accuse him of trying to chisel his name onto another theater designated as a living memorial to a POTUS who was tragically assassinated.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dr oz is so fucking dumb. and esp now that he's talking about insurance. its like he's saying if you have car insurance youre not actually using it and its fraud, unless youre actively out on the streets every day aiming your car to hit something so you can then make an insurance claim. FUCKIN DUMB
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're all going to die.
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Bolo Boffin @boloboffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first computer I ever used was in the late 1970s - my mom worked in an office that had a old green monitor and tape storage. But the first computer I bought for myself looked a lot like this.
An old white computer from the 1980s with an amber monitor and a dot matrix printer.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The danger in trying to do good is that the mind comes to confuse the intent of goodness with the act of doing things well.
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