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teklanika

@teklanika.bsky.social
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EBFG, ECS tifo, Cymru, Arsenal, activism, reading, gardening, endless number-crunching, analyzing all the data about all the things

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Micah @rincewind.run · 15h
well this is the most horrifying story out there today, what the absolute fuck (article contains graphic descriptions so be careful if you click through)
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 20h
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
gothamist.com
NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 15h
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 14h
The only obituary for Cristiano Ronaldo's career should be this
"In the documents dated from September 2009 and seen by Der Spiegel, though, Ronaldo was quoted as saying “she said no and stop several times” during sex. He is also said to have apologised afterwards."
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 15h
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Picture of a mantis standing over another, having ripped its head off. Text says “we are not going to live and light our way back to matriarchy. We are going to have to be real cunts about it”
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 22h
Exactly 💯
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we are totally going to find out kash patel made him a honorary fbi agent at some point and has been back pedaling ever since
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have been to this “therapy” appointment…
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also the American Revolution was not about "outworking the other guy." It was saving your energy while letting the other guy grind himself into dust and asking the French for help.
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⚽️ 👮 How Infantino’s FIFA ignored own rules on player eligibility to allow DRCongo to qualify for the 2026 World Cup. FIFA found that Congo should have been disqualified but kept ineligible player discovery quiet. Ronaldo, Balogun and now Congo. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/w...
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FIFA Found Congo Player Ineligible, Let Him Play in World Cup (Gift Article)
Officials determined that a goalkeeper from the Democratic Republic of Congo did not have the correct paperwork, documents show. But no action was taken, renewing questions about FIFA’s governance.
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Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We appear to have broken the planet. #ElNino #climatechange #climate
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is GORGEOUS! 😍
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re racist against black bunnies, too! They languish in foster/shelters! Which is why I now have seven…! 😂
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just got my first new non-subtracted new client!! This whole “have my own business and work for myself” thing is actually working out! 🎉😀
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excellent choice!
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DCapTO @dcapto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
18-year-old Arya Satheesh invented a plant-based biodegradable plastic. Once disposed of, it takes up to 2 weeks to degrade & release enzymes into the environment that break down existing microplastics in soil & water A plastic that could clean up plastic waste! F*** AI, kids will save the world! ✊
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This High Schooler Invented a Plant-Based Plastic That Removes Microplastics From the Environment as It Biodegrades
Eighteen-year-old Arya Satheesh created her award-winning Eco Purge to help address the global problem of plastic pollution
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 06/10/2026
Can we please just turn the world off and start over
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is SUCH an important point! And the people who don’t understand have always made zero sense to me.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
independent.co.uk
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let books be. Today kicks off #BannedBooksWeek, an annual observation started more than 40 years ago in response to a sudden surge in attempts to censor or remove books in libraries, schools, and bookstores. Sound familiar? Find ways to get involved and spread the word: bit.ly/4yvixbB.
LET BOOKS BE. Various line drawings related to libraries and books, including a hand holding a sign made of an open book that reads "Freed for ALL to Read," a tote bag that reads "Totes Resist" carrying a book, a full book cart with the head and tale of a horse with text that reads "A Wild Ride," and a closeup of two feet standing on a stack of books that say "A Soap Box" on their spines. Text at bottom reads "Protect the freedom to read. Banned Books Week, October 4-10, 2026." American Library Association. ala.org/bbooks
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Theo Lloyd-Hughes @theolloydhughes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
meanwhile, halftime in the clasico... 🫨
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 04/10/2026
Alll of this. I started my career in construction, working office jobs alongside people who worked trades. Know how many 60-year-old guys I saw working as bricklayers? Doing demo? Zero. How many 50-year-old roofers there are? Zero. One reason unions fight for high wages is because careers are SHORT.
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, man, Deuce and ref cam would have been hysterical. If there could have been ref cam for the red card wedding, I would rewatch it every day 😂😂
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
studio execs: “Tom Cruise is even weirder than normal! Digger!” NORMAL PEOPLE: “Well that’s disconcerting, I wonder if there’s a football game on.”
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is so many steps beyond an epic fail, I don’t know how to classify it 😂
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Sarah Sparkle Shiny @sparkleshiny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This person has never picked up a child in their life before this moment.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 04/10/2026
Let there be blanks instead of Manchester City’s name on trophies: there was no honour there | Jonathan Wilson
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Let there be blanks instead of Manchester City’s name on trophies: there was no honour there | Jonathan Wilson
The spaces can stand as a memorial to these lost years both as a rebuke to an era of greed but also a tribute to the Premier League’s hunt for justice
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I don't want the government giving things to me, see"
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saka’s scored more England goals than David Beckham
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teklanika @teklanika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t get enough of her. She’s a treasure.
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what people were driving to see Schalke last win the league
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankly I think everyone is freaking out and could use a snack and a nap.
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
has it occurred to you that other people are not collateral damage for your personal hero's journey
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TIRED: Defund the police WIRED: Defund the police widows and orphans
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is not going to happen. it’s outlandish and insane. consider it less a workable solution and more a statement of principles. in that spirit: I present the case for nationalising manchester city www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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How best to punish City? Restitution over retribution, then hand club to the fans | Jonathan Liew
There are no real precedents and emotions are still raw, but good can come from this mess if ownership models change
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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