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Jasonsation

@tejanojasano.bsky.social
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Jokes, tacos, rocknroll, baseball.

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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Egon, your mucus.
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dillon! You son of a bitch!
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A What?
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Total protonic reversal.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What the hell are you doing?
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We're going to need a bigger boat, right?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I still open Bluesky and say to myself in that Foghorn Leghorn voice, “let’s see what’s on the Blueskee.”
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...
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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you think naps are a waste of time then we have nothing in common.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman. Dr. Stantz, Egon.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"The Irritating Gentleman" by Berthold Woltze (1874): the painting that nailed everyday harassment 150 years ago
"The Irritating Gentleman" by Berthold Woltze (1874): the painting that nailed everyday harassment 150 years ago
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A What?
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 09/03/2026
Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When older folks on the social medias call him “Rump,” it used to bug me like “that’s the worst thing you can come up with for that orange moron?” But now I think it’s kind of endearing. It’s such a G-rated Betty Crocker insult. He sure is the rear end of an animal!
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 07/03/2026
Quick reminder: Epstein.
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'm tired.
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Smile, you son of a bitch!
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
We can talk about how much the current admin is corrupt, inept, petty, racist, and comment on all the other chaos all day long, but that’s not going to get anyone elected. Where’s the actual plan? The United States Gov’t infrastructure is in shambles, and we need a Project 2029 to phoenix it.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Happy “start of baseball season”
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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't?
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I think this is the author of the text. If so, you, sir, are a genius.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/01/2026
the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Sometimes the @its-derek.bsky.social bots make beautiful art out of preexisting beautiful art….
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
How can this criminal president keep getting away with all of what he’s getting away with?????
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ICE agent falling on his ass as Lucy pulls away the football
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
That's a big Twinkie.
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
That's some bad hat, Harry.
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
My God, no! Please! What is that? Don't tell me.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I don't have time for this bullshit!
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Boner.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
My real concern about the ballroom is if all these “donors” are paying for a building directly next to the WH, what’s going to stop them from claiming they still own it- if/when we get that guy out of office? They’ll have some sort of leverage or dibs or Orange will be “hey that’s mine.”
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Hey I know I’m not a viral voice for reason, but where the heck is our viral voice for reason? The levers of power are saying people that are “woke” aka give a shit about thy neighbor, are ruining this place we love when clearly those voices are destroying this country! Why can’t we figure this out?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Also, why is it so difficult to go to sleep the night before vacation?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Look, basically, the tables need to get turned on these over-wedgied duckholes in power. Let’s sue them back. Left wing folks, trans, immigrants… anyone else who makes this nation badass and has been dragged through the mud. The concept of this nation is why we can do stuff. Like sue them back.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
There is no "if"...
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Epstein Files.
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Anne @annieoranne.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Omg my mom sent it to me two years ago and I'd completely forgotten about it 😂
painting of a stereotypical, old fashioned vampire (black cape, slicked back black hair, with a widows peak, pointy fangs), about to set upon the neck of a white blonde woman - except she's not a regular woman, she's a PEZ dispenser, and a pink candy is popping out just where the vampire is about to bite. Set against a dark, wooded background (dark trees rising to the sky), a large full moon glows in the upper left hand corner
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