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Jasonsation

@tejanojasano.bsky.social
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Jokes, tacos, rocknroll, baseball.

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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Egon, your mucus.
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dillon! You son of a bitch!
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Isn’t unity among Americans the goal? Americans are diverse, you racist weekend talk show host.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This has to be stopped before the US Armed Forces turn into the religious nationalist zombies these fascists want it to become.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Or math or money or success or other people.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This guy’ll get talked into anything.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What is “Uh, Look! And then I like, forgot what the other letters meant, maaaan.”
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dear Bluesky. We, the users, have no reply. This is the perfect post.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A What?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
His team of pig-lipstick tailors have their work cut out for them. “Too much visible diaper…”
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That chick always makes karaoke less fun.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Also, why are they using that guy’s first term photo with that awful smile? Don’t they have one of his recent stupid mad face photos? The ass hasn’t smiled in 8 years.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Nah uh. She’s sold her own and her baby’s souls but no way the soul of math too!?
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Luckily no one (outside of the 12 shady/awful people in this administration and whatever % of voters got conned to elect this example of the rocketing-percentage-of-US-illiteracy a job in DC) believes in this guy...
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Steven Miller’s stupidly shaped Nazi mouth and hate-filled Nosferatu lookin’ weird head wanted to hear about more brown people’s suffering.” -the story between the lines.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Was the name of the vessel, “Cargo Carrying Ship”? Or does he really not know the term “cargo ship”?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What is “There’s no I in team, but check out this word”?
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Total protonic reversal.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What the hell are you doing?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That’s rich coming from an unloved/unlovable gargoyle.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
So cooooooooooooooool!
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Eckhart better think about the future.
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We're going to need a bigger boat, right?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I hate drinking too much algae water and getting the phosphate ferts.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I still open Bluesky and say to myself in that Foghorn Leghorn voice, “let’s see what’s on the Blueskee.”
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Reservoir Dogs: Hey, What's Going On?
ALT: Reservoir Dogs: Hey, What's Going On?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
His mouth moves like Marvin Nash’s does post-ear removal.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Slow news day, eh?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
No way this is real.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Racist. Senile. Hideous. And even the president 80 years ago in the wheel chair had better posture than this shit burglar.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It was only a matter of time before this brainless idiot split up the country into have and dumb ass.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Great.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I was thinking we hadn’t heard from Stephen Miller in a while. Now we have. He’s earning every wedgie coming his way.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
She got all the intel she needed.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I don’t want this criminal to get tax money. I wanted it to go to USAID, but instead the assholes are running the asylum.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I hate his dumb mouth.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If this guy is being his dumb ass self in broad daylight, what’s Mushmouth Tom Holdman up to? The guy that was supposed to take over for mini Nazi Dan DiGiorno?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How much of a useless is this guy? Wrote A Million Little Couch Fibers, and calls us lazy?
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
At least they finally landed on a unified cover story for war. The actual reason is to make their cronies rich by manipulating and skyrocketing the price of a barrel of oil. Just another way to extract our money. Was there ever actually any fighting after those poor girls died? It’s all a ruse.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The orange one is going to end up trading American farms for his name on a section of the Great Wall.
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Jasonsation @tejanojasano.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What is the Flown Machine?
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