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Poltergeist Teeth

@teeth.bsky.social
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Cishet white dad & husband. video games, politics, cooking, music, bass guitar. Cleveland native. USN vet, regrettably.

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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 17h
How did they figure out where we live?! Nefarious!
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Five Corporations" from End Hits by Fugazi
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fell into a wiki hole about a movie I had never seen or heard of. and just trying to imagine the internal life of the person who tracks facts like these and finds them important enough to publish:
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am aghast
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything Everything - Arc
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care if no one on the other end is reading these—they should be. I’ll do it anyway because it feels good to say it.
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poltergeist scene where some film crew guy or something rips his own face off in the mirror
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Workin on a pot pie
Paper plate of cooked chicken cubes, cast iron full of carrots, celery, leeks, garlic, thyme, cayenne cooking
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bye, “Julie”
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s right
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ta-da! I have to do this or I will tell him something like "I'd like to flay the skin and fat from your body and feed it to you"
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idk if I want to learn how to replace my graphics card fans from this guy—what is on his head
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah why not
My 9 games that shaped who I am:

The Legend of Zelda (NES)
Doom II: Hell on Earth (PC)
Baldur’s Gate 1 (PC)
Thief II: The Metal Age (PC)
Unreal Tournament (PC)
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Xbox 360)
Mass Effect (360)
Dark Souls (PS3)
Risk of Rain (PC)
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good lord I hate Reddit
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nope it’s my graphics card and the fans are fuuuuuucked Going to try to do a deep clean tomorrow, idk if this is salvageable
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s fucking abuse the shit out of this IP, idgaf.
Mitch McConnell in vegetative drooling state, in wheelchair, labeled “Star Wars”

Guy pushing him labeled “Disney”
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying something
Pepperoni pizza with a dollop of cottage cheese and hot sauce
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Idiot Survey" that NYT publishes once a month or whatever:

What's the one word that comes to mind when you hear the name James Talarico?

Jeffrey: Progressive.

Dennis: Neutral.

Jennifer: Wonderswan.
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they really lost me when they started claiming every album was like some kind of interconnected sci-fi epic and I'm like "this is about Patrick Ewing."
Coheed and Cambria - Second Stage Turbine Blade
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hooky!
Peter Hook, of Joy Divison, and New Order
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Black Mirror: USS Callister
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Forgot to post results. It’s quite tasty.
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t have any dry basil, so fresh will have to do
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andouille, onions, garlic, in a dutch oven
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
About to attempt red beans and rice via NYT recipe Got two different kinds of “andouille” because I’ve found the quality of it is inconsistent up here. Sometimes you get some and it’s barely any different from some kielbasa smdh
Andouille, red beans, celery, garlic, onion, bell peppers on my messy kitchen counter
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Achewood comic. Ray is dancing to Toto’s Africa. That’s the whole comic.
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Converse
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
True fans sport Block C
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Surrounding this candidate with three very cool people—you’re sending me a mixed message here Idk I gotta assume this dude is probably cool
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yelling: “I’M A BORN BABY! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO POOP YET! DAD! I’M A BORN BABY! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO WALK! DAD! I’M A BORN BABY! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE A CONTROLLER”
My son, lying face down on the carpet and yelling this at me while I clean up after dinner
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ahh… thats crescent fresh
Crescent 9 raspberry lime seltzer
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chicken, turnips, butternut squash roasted in gochujang/soy sauce/ginger over rice, topped with radishes and green onions quick-pickled in rice vinegar and sesame oil
No alt text cause the alt text is the post itself
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
CHRIIIIIIIS… Release the Cregger Cut
Albert Wesker from Re5 after he injected himself with fucked up parasites and shit, keeps yelling CHRIS, he’s fuckin pissed that his game is dogshit
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
how I'm trying to be, despite all of you:
twin towers, american flag overlay, american flag text over it saying "I Forgor"
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
once again I am eating the nastiest known dry gas station snack (there are scary wet ones) happily
big bag of Buffalo Blue Cheese BAKED PRETZEL Combos STUFFED SNACKS
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What is up with AI generated people having this weird uncanny valley skin. I see this all the time. Like they turned up the blemishes, freckles, and oiliness to 100. No one looks like this in reality. You can spot it from a mile away. They look disgusting.
the AI creation they call "Tilly Norwood" dressed in a leather punk jacket, with uncanny valley skin
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Claudio on the fuckin drums lets go
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just took the longer version... same result 🤦‍♂️
this bullshit thinks I'm from Nevada
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve never been to Nevada, or Colorado, or SF, and I spent maybe a total of 4 days of my life in L.A. A lot of my NE Ohio vocabulary got wiped out in the military. “Pop” became “soda.” “Tennis shoes” became “sneakers,” etc. Pretty sure I have the Cleveland accent though. It’s not very distinctive.
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I didn’t mean to lend credence to his fable, I just wanted an excuse to say morterdorter
Mortadella
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This mf just lost to an 80-year-old smdh
Seth Moulton
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
unrelated to this case, I really don't understand the idea of "go back in your room and everyone talk until you agree." I do not want to do that. When I was on a jury, this part of the whole thing frustrated the shit out of me. I have to listen to these peoples' dumb feelings about the case? Really
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes, lock them all up. Next question
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Very rainy summer. The peppers are doing great, and so are the cucumbers. Zucchini and other squash fucking dying left and right. And so far we have one pumpkin that looks like it’s going to grow into a bigass jack-o-lantern
A growing pumpkin. It’s probably the size of a fully grown cantaloupe at the time of this pic
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh yeah buddy it’s gonna be a good week of eating
Big wok full of coconut milk, yellow curry paste, onions, small waxy potatoes, and chicken breastsTupperware full of quick-pickled cucumbers, serranos, and shallots
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today’s tiny harvest
7 habaneros and a serrano
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