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Teesus

@teesus18.bsky.social

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Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.

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Teesus @teesus18.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

@sickoscommittee.org my wife is a Elementary School teacher and has some things on her wish list for this year. Any chance you can help spread the word? www.amazon.com/registries/g...

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Mrs. Tees Classroom Wish List 2026-2027 | Amazon Gift List

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Teesus @teesus18.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=5ff... @billdifilippo.bsky.social 👀

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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Well that’s a new one

Today I fucked up by getting pregnant while doing a Goofy impression.

This was actually a few months ago, but the full consequences of my actions have been realized today. Also, alt. account because I run my art business through my main.

So, my husband I are finally in a financial situation where we can have kids, so we've been trying. About a month ago, we got drunk, watched some movies (one of which being a Goofy Movie) and then decided to give it a go. When my husband let me know that he was close to finishing, I was compelled to yell in a surprisingly good Goofy impression (hubby's words), "Ahyuck, Fill me up!" I guess my husband really liked that (?) because he immediately came and it was kind of a lot. Afterwards, he was a little upset about it, and asked me why I did it, to which I had no answer. About a week later I was doing the obligatory pregnancy tests, and they came back positive. Another test later, and I was officially pregnant, which was further confirmed today when I missed my period. While I am happy that I'm pregnant, I'm not so happy that we conceived our first child while I was wine drunk and doing a Goofy impression. My husband has brought it up, and he also expressed that he's a little disappointed that it happened this way. I think we both learned that often times, the way things happen usually doesn't align with how we might want them to.

TL;DR: My husband I conceived our first born child wine drunk while I was doing a Goofy impression.

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Brendan Duke @brendanvduke.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

The absolute dumbest defense of Trump's proposed (now imposed) tariff policy during the campaign that you continue to see is that Trump did tariffs during his first term and things were fine so they should be fine in his second term. Magnitudes matter.

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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 22/01/2025

Related to my column yesterday. They do not want you to have access to accurate information. They want you stewing in galaxy-brain alternate-reality bullshit, because when you have no way to verify the truth, your emotions will become your worldview, and they can manipulate those.

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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Visiting your family for the holidays is like jumping back into a videogame after months of not playing. Why am I supposed to care about these little guys

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

The only reason that Matt Gates was interested in the job was that he thought “recess appointment” meant something very different.

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

did boeing build the new york jets

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Teesus @teesus18.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Bluesky! The air feels cleaner, fresher over here. Hope the other places does a fiery death 😃

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