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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 6h
I’m fully prepared to vigorously make fun of whomever loses the Phillies Braves decider tonight.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 11h
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Big Shaq's Quick Maths - Mans Not Hot
ALT: Big Shaq's Quick Maths - Mans Not Hot
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mallrats (1995)
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#barves
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"why would I 'sham' you" with a City crest on Holmes' shoulder. lapel pin? idk
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sky peddling the lie that Man City won their case against UEFA at CAS when in fact it was simply a case of a lot of the charges were time barred so punishment could not be enforced. They were still guilty.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, send them down to the National League.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how about the first round
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More like HeGone Achane
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Arianna Cascone @casconearianna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This name needs work but the crest is very good
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More like Marc Adios Santos
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
. @matthewsbunch.com welfare check
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That ball has never lied.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wowwwwwww!!!!
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s a ridiculous call in Rio.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s actually admirable that the Marlins finished basically a .500 ballclub. Comfortably ahead of the last place Mets (and Nats in 4th).
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here is an unsolicited dog pic
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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Damn Yankees" involving the Orioles is not "Damn Yankees," it's another show. (The pedantic D.C. native said.)
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like De’Vone Achin’ 😢
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Justin Herbert (derogatory)
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chargers-Bills is an ass-off.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait was it literally the first series at home since Achane got his contract that he got Tuequesta’d?
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mahomes putting up Mensah numbers smh
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New funniest play just dropped (literally)
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jfc Oklahoma
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quite literally, yes they can.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is a very good time to drink a #beer
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would be really hilarious to see a Premier League table with Manchester City bottom on -75 points, +24 goal difference.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That one charge that Man City are not guilty on is like the Oscar goal in the 2014 World Cup Semifinal.
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spurs finishing 17 again just above a massively penalized City is back on the menu
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kick him off the Tour, Doug.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first morning in 50s temps after the long Summer is my favorite day of the year. It’s better than Christmas.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eight years ago today the Dolphins beat the Raiders and moved to 3-0. I’ll give you one guess on how they finished the season.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More like Jaxson Hurt
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m worried about the Dolphins tank job because the Falcons are catastrophically bad.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leeds United invincibles season, is still on.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 20/09/2026
I can evaluate it now. It sucks.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LSU seaux
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bill Belichick watching his opponent fumble by running into their own teammate's butt
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SEAGULLS
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seagulls
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hahahahaha
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is so over for you fools, next weekend.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, in early September thinking about how hot it still is.
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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Blue Jays are just the biggest fucking assholes of birds.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PLEASE SCORE A GOAL!!!!
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