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imagine Thor crossed with an 11-year-old girl

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L. @tederick.com · 1h
Doctor Doom pulls off his mask. it’s Tony Stark’s face. Tony Stark pulls off his face. It’s Iron Man’s mask. “I told you I was Iron man,” sez Iron Man. ROLL CREDITS
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L. @tederick.com · 23h
even you blueskeeters gotta admit… this cockbulge is ridiculous www.toyark.com/wp-content/u...
A figure of Jim Carrey as The Riddler in his costume from Batman Forever, in which his (presumably flaccid) penis is as long as his outstretched hand.
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L. @tederick.com · 29/09/2026
free idea, oscar producers: jeremy strong and anthony ippolito present all three documentary awards in a row, never breaking character as Mark Zuckerberg and Sylvester Stallone. you’re welcome
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L. @tederick.com · 29/09/2026
what I wouldn’t give to have this on my bedroom wall in lieu of Selena’s “hell here”
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 29/09/2026
Played the ultimate game of chicken
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Jess 💖 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4
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L. @tederick.com · 27/09/2026
hashtag spread the pink
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L. @tederick.com · 27/09/2026
"'The prince's fool'? FUCK! I am not so reputed!"
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L. @tederick.com · 27/09/2026
skeleton crew f***in’ rules www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts to Direct Next Movie for Lucasfilm
Simon Kinberg is writing the new trilogy that is said to be next episodes of the Skywalker Saga.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the trailer that all the major platforms refuse to run as a paid ad:
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m glad I know such a wide range of fucking weirdos
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Bextatic @bextatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come hear me read and enjoy some poetry in the park this Saturday! Copies of Multimorbid published by @kithbooks.bsky.social will be available! I hear they will also have snacks and tea!
Title: We Read Together Text: Featuring Amanda Merpaw, Rebecca Wood, Guy Ewing. Sept 25, Withrow Park (Logan and Danforth). Image, two blooming pink peonies with blurred greenery in the background.
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L. @tederick.com · 23/09/2026
it's "leave us the fuck alone" o'clock and the alarm's going off
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L. @tederick.com · 23/09/2026
i think DOOMSDAY should end with all the heroes dead except the Eternals. and then the Eternals are like, we can’t be killed we’re literally eternal. And then they whip Robert downey’s ass so hard he literally cries
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L. @tederick.com · 22/09/2026
holy shit i did it
A screenshot from The Digital Bits reads "Back to Paramount for a moment: The studio should be announcing the 4K Ultra HD release of Steven Spielberg’s A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) in the coming weeks, with a street date around the end of the year. While this is a DreamWorks title here in the States, Warner Bros. has the international rights, so the two studios are coordinating on the details."
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L. @tederick.com · 19/09/2026
I AM HALF A CENTURY OLD tederick.ghost.io/50-things-iv...
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(50) Things I've Learned
11:53am, September 19
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L. @tederick.com · 19/09/2026
I AM HALF A CENTURY OLD tederick.ghost.io/50-things-iv...
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(50) Things I've Learned
11:53am, September 19
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L. @tederick.com · 18/09/2026
stop asking me what movies i’m seeing like i’ll remember what they’re called. literally not my job
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L. @tederick.com · 15/09/2026
i love anyone declaring themselves "apolitical" because it's a pretty clear marker they're just a thundering dumbass
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L. @tederick.com · 15/09/2026
good morning to the girls, the gays, the virgos and the absolute cunts
A rainbow over downtown Toronto, nearly intersecting with the CN Tower
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L. @tederick.com · 14/09/2026
ANDOR is skillful, subtle, incredibly detailed and incredibly nuanced… and the first words spoken onscreen are “you pay at the end.” 😁😁😁😁 greatest show ever made
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
she's terfy I'm good
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L. @tederick.com · 11/09/2026
hello, my name is
A magic marker label reads “Dark TIFF 🩷”
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L. @tederick.com · 09/09/2026
when you really think about it, the end of this movie is the original A.I. hallucination
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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L. @tederick.com · 08/09/2026
tederick.ghost.io/sixty/ happy birthday star trek 🖖🏼
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Sixty
And on and on we go
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L. @tederick.com · 08/09/2026
tederick.ghost.io/sixty/ happy birthday star trek 🖖🏼
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Sixty
And on and on we go
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L. @tederick.com · 07/09/2026
you know… without the [cough American] fighter jets… the air show actually ain’t half bad I still live in terror of one of those fuckers crashing in a populated area and consider the whole thing patently ridiculous but at least it’s quiet
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Star Wars, Zero Company? buddy that's me every friday
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Matti Price @matti.town · 05/09/2026
“Hey I’ve just caught up to this incredibly popular and beloved show that’s been on for several years and to be honest I didn’t care for it” is by FAR the least necessary post in existence My dude (and it’s ALWAYS a dude) why in the world would anyone give two shits
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 05/09/2026
Our corporate-designed media and infrastructural environment has been intentionally designed to keep people from critically engaging with actual reality and to replace accurate signals of that reality with make-believe ones; ranging from book bans in libraries to animated touchscreens in cars.
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L. @tederick.com · 05/09/2026
The last four watched are The Mandalorian & Grogu, Threads, The Housemaid, and Class Action Park
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L. @tederick.com · 03/09/2026
i genuinely don't understand why not a single person in charge of star trek seems to want to actually make star trek
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Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Most people rejected His message

IBET
ITBUBBLED

Shut up!

They hated Jesus because
He told them the truth.
Gal.

4:16

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L. @tederick.com · 02/09/2026
oh haha you thought she was done? no no girls. Thor ain’t done
A massive thunderhead over Toronto
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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L. @tederick.com · 02/09/2026
Volker's New Version, btw, is the name of my garage band
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L. @tederick.com · 01/09/2026
Bangorang. It's about goddamned time thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...
Screencap reading: "Also today, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has revealed that they’re releasing a new 35th Anniversary 4K Steelbook of Steven Spielberg’s Hook (1991) on 11/17. This will include Dolby Vision HDR and Dolby Atmos audio (along with the previous 5.1 and 2.0 mixes), as well as two new features. Hook Never, Never Ending is an hour-long documentary in full 4K that looks back at the film, while Bangarang! More from the Hook Archives is also in 4K and offers a look at behind-the-scenes archival footage. You’ll also get legacy content including 11 deleted scenes and the film’s theatrical trailer."
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026
In the 90s we didn’t have social media. We talked to each other in person. We listened to cassette tapes. We rode bikes until it was dark. We brought back swing music. We smoked cigarettes inside. One of the swing bands was called the cherry poppin daddies. We went outside.
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Supernova Momma @supernovaparenting.org · 26/08/2026
Lmao. I thought we had been boycotting for them for this very reason for about a year or two now? Welp, I guess I’ll just continue
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Willow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
defector.com/soraya-rober...
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Soraya Roberts Was A Great Critic And A Great Hang | Defector
A not-insignificant part of my job is fielding phone calls from freelance writers who have questions. The questions can vary—Have you heard of any job openings? Are you interested in this pitch? An ed...
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L. @tederick.com · 25/08/2026
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On words, oppression, and Teenage Sex & Death
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Stuart Wright @stuartwright.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
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Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The future of the iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords, Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion...
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L. @tederick.com · 25/08/2026
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On words, oppression, and Teenage Sex & Death
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L. @tederick.com · 25/08/2026
startled and sad about soraya. she was unique. she was the first person who helped me with my book. she never picked up her copy. she told a mutual friend she’d push me into traffic if she ran into me on the street. i will never not be grateful I got to know that person.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 25/08/2026
some words on Soraya Roberts, the best writer i ever knew
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Soraya
I sat on the aisle at a movie the other day.
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L. @tederick.com · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. Can’t somebody ELSE do it? 2. Lookin’ out the window… that’s a paddlin’ 3. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? 4. If you see me in public, please: leave me be. 5. SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME MAN HAS YEARNED TO DESTROY THE SUN
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SJW Travis Bickle @uzionmain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
nicholas hoult:
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