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imagine Thor crossed with an 11-year-old girl

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L. @tederick.com · 19h
even you blueskeeters gotta admit… this cockbulge is ridiculous www.toyark.com/wp-content/u...
A figure of Jim Carrey as The Riddler in his costume from Batman Forever, in which his (presumably flaccid) penis is as long as his outstretched hand.
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L. @tederick.com · 22/09/2026
holy shit i did it
A screenshot from The Digital Bits reads "Back to Paramount for a moment: The studio should be announcing the 4K Ultra HD release of Steven Spielberg’s A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) in the coming weeks, with a street date around the end of the year. While this is a DreamWorks title here in the States, Warner Bros. has the international rights, so the two studios are coordinating on the details."
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L. @tederick.com · 15/09/2026
good morning to the girls, the gays, the virgos and the absolute cunts
A rainbow over downtown Toronto, nearly intersecting with the CN Tower
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L. @tederick.com · 11/09/2026
hello, my name is
A magic marker label reads “Dark TIFF 🩷”
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L. @tederick.com · 05/09/2026
The last four watched are The Mandalorian & Grogu, Threads, The Housemaid, and Class Action Park
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L. @tederick.com · 02/09/2026
oh haha you thought she was done? no no girls. Thor ain’t done
A massive thunderhead over Toronto
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L. @tederick.com · 01/09/2026
Bangorang. It's about goddamned time thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...
Screencap reading: "Also today, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has revealed that they’re releasing a new 35th Anniversary 4K Steelbook of Steven Spielberg’s Hook (1991) on 11/17. This will include Dolby Vision HDR and Dolby Atmos audio (along with the previous 5.1 and 2.0 mixes), as well as two new features. Hook Never, Never Ending is an hour-long documentary in full 4K that looks back at the film, while Bangarang! More from the Hook Archives is also in 4K and offers a look at behind-the-scenes archival footage. You’ll also get legacy content including 11 deleted scenes and the film’s theatrical trailer."
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L. @tederick.com · 20/08/2026
oddly touching to be doing a schedule launch again, with near identical constraints to my first one (2017), for entirely different / all of the same reasons
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L. @tederick.com · 14/08/2026
A pin attached to a backpack features a woman wearing only her socks, her arms tied behind her back Shibari-style
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L. @tederick.com · 08/08/2026
Hello, my name is
The sign reads “surviving queer”
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L. @tederick.com · 31/07/2026
never gets old
A group of fairly regular people, plus 3 spidermen
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L. @tederick.com · 30/07/2026
Commander Sela, a Romulan military leader with sharp blonde hair, says "I rather enjoy writing. I don't get to do it often in this job."Commander Data, a pale-skinned android being held under armed guard, replies "Perhaps you would be happier in another job."
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L. @tederick.com · 28/07/2026
what a summer
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L. @tederick.com · 21/07/2026
baby, we all gotta eat, but this is an absolutely hateful thing to pitch/write/post
A news item from Variety titled "The Odyssey: Ranking Every Performance in Christopher Nolan's Film from Worst to Best" with some photos of the actors.
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L. @tederick.com · 15/07/2026
it was nice going outside today
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L. @tederick.com · 10/07/2026
hi everyone, if you're ever feeling down on yourself, remember that twice now, this guy has mailed me a mug in an unpadded paper bag. thanks and have a great weekend
A shattered "Stranger Things" novelty mug.A slightly less shattered "Stranger Things" novelty mug.
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L. @tederick.com · 09/07/2026
literally 2 daubs of paint and this is a Selina Meyer action figure
An action figure of Julia Louis-Dreyfus in character as Val from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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L. @tederick.com · 04/07/2026
for england, james
A breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast with jam, with a James Bond novel waiting to be read.
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L. @tederick.com · 03/07/2026
if poe had rocked up like this in episode ix i’d have gone half a star higher
Oscar Isaac, actor, at 82nd Venice International Film Festival in Venice, Italy for the film Frankenstein. The man has a rich salt and pepper beard and is wearing a white suit.
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L. @tederick.com · 03/07/2026
thanks to this bleat i had a dream last night about Blastarr Ground Guardian, thanks internet
A vintage action figure of an angry-looking bronze robot with a big silver gun.
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L. @tederick.com · 26/06/2026
this makes me absurdly happy
a novelty Supergirl cup held proudly
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L. @tederick.com · 11/06/2026
cinema tickets currently in hand: - disclosure day (IMAX) - lone star - return of the secaucus seven (35mm) - supergirl (IMAX) - tenet (70mm) - the odyssey (IMAX 70mm)
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L. @tederick.com · 31/05/2026
ever since they stopped using “star wars” to refer to that movie called “star wars” they’ll call just about any fool thing “star wars,” huh
A movie marquee reading “Star Wars”
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L. @tederick.com · 31/05/2026
put me in coach
A Letterboxd review of Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves reading 

“For the sequel the main characters should keep getting killed at random intervals and then roll up five minutes later as a new character/species/class, same actor”
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L. @tederick.com · 31/05/2026
the news itself is such a beatdown but that last line is a curb-stomp
Screencap of a Deadline article reading

"Meanwhile, Disney/Lucasfilm’s Mandalorian and Grogu is taking a big fall, -69%, maybe steeper, with $25M in weekend 2. That’s a bigger crash than Solo: A Star Wars Story which -65% in weekend 2, likely the worst drop for a Star Wars movie. The argument per distribution sources is that the Jon Favreau movie didn’t lose audiences to Backrooms and Obsession, it’s just that the core Star Wars subset fandom for this IP is finite. One distribution source says, “Six weeks from now, it will be interesting to see the following: Mandalorian and Grogu will be at $180M, and Obsession and Backrooms not too far behind, if not ahead.” Ten-day cume by EOD tom’w is $137.3M, -8% behind the same frame as Solo which ended its North American run at $213.7M. Again, Star Wars fans weren’t asking for this movie. And if you’re going to use the “theme parks and merchandise” get-out-of-jail card, Disney, anyone who has a Grogu doll isn’t buying another."
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L. @tederick.com · 29/05/2026
hello to you
A white cat with blue eyes is perched on his carer's knee, against a bright backdrop of downtown Toronto and Lake Ontario. The cat is staring intently into the camera.
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L. @tederick.com · 26/05/2026
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L. @tederick.com · 16/05/2026
upon this rock i shall build my church
An empty garden plot amidst row after row of likewise empty garden plots. A bag of compost is in the foreground.
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L. @tederick.com · 13/05/2026
the reading-the-links-people-post-on-bluesky experience, on the other hand, is fucked beyond fucked
A screencap of the linked article. A portion of one line of text is visible. The rest of the screen is ads.
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L. @tederick.com · 12/05/2026
i'm having a great day, and i hope you
R2-D2 ("Artoo"), a blue and white astromech droid. Basically a trashcan on wheels
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L. @tederick.com · 05/05/2026
The Burger King logo reads, “I’m Marty Supreme.” The slogan is “Yes I Fucking Am”
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L. @tederick.com · 29/04/2026
well that’s weird
A screenshot of a digital editorial. A line reads: “Frankfurt aptly quotes lines of Longfellow that Wittgenstein once said could serve as his motto:”

The next line reads: “Use Prospect’s AI search tool, powered by Gist.ai, to find answers in our archive — and elsewhere.”
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L. @tederick.com · 20/04/2026
NEW BY ME! I had a long, loving look at KINUYA TANAKA DIRECTS, the new Eclipse boxed set from the Criterion Collection: screenanarchy.com/2026/04/kinu...
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L. @tederick.com · 26/03/2026
when you really think about it, Tia Dalma growing a replacement Barbossa in her weird little swamp hut, while everyone else was off doing shenanigans, was A++++++ brand management
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L. @tederick.com · 20/03/2026
this is how i love getting news
TikTok screencap of an older British lady in wide eyed surprise, with the caption “Chuck Norris has died”
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L. @tederick.com · 13/03/2026
nice of THE PITT to do an early mother's day episode
Dr. Javadi's mother, a mean-looking surgeon, withers with disappointment as she tells her daughter "You are better than this."Dr. Mohan is wheeled through the emergency waiting room by student doctor Kwon, her face sweaty, clutching her chest.Mean doctor Robby yells at Dr. Mohan, saying "Wait a minute, is this a panic attack because of your mommy issues?"Dr. Garcia says, "You want to have sex and eat ramen in bed, I'm your girl."
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L. @tederick.com · 10/03/2026
MIKE KNOCKED UP CAROL???!!
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L. @tederick.com · 12/02/2026
i'm sure there was an earlier one but it wasn't... not... this
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L. @tederick.com · 05/02/2026
a prehensile fart became an action figure before luthen rael, ask me how i'm doing hasbro #starwars #andor
"Marrok" 3 3/4-inch action figure from the Star Wars Vintage Collection. A black-knight looking action figure, in package, featuring a red lightsaber."Marrok" 3 3/4-inch action figure from the Star Wars Vintage Collection. A black-knight looking action figure, out of package, featuring a red lightsaber.
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L. @tederick.com · 26/01/2026
to paraphrase a friend of mine, I would burn baby yoda alive to keep Egg warm
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L. @tederick.com · 22/01/2026
tapping the sign before returning you to your regularly scheduled fascism
A text message reading "The Oscars are a trade award, nominated and given by the people who work in the trade. As such they are more susceptible (more than the critics’ awards, for example) to stuff like “personal relationships” and “value to the industry,” which are a lot harder to quantify than “best”"
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L. @tederick.com · 03/01/2026
your 2025 @letterboxd.social nanogenre is how 2026 is gonna go for you
Screencap reading “Most watched nanogenre: spaceship, explosives, destruction”
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L. @tederick.com · 16/12/2025
YEAAAHHHH
An IMDB listing for John Williams as Disclosure Day’s composer
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L. @tederick.com · 01/10/2025
cut lines on a concrete floor suggest a vulva peeking out above a pair of legs, or are maybe just diagonal
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L. @tederick.com · 09/09/2025
nice to see all our bluesky snark hit the A.I. slop where it lives (nowhere)
Hollywood Reporter headline reading "Major ‘Wizard of Oz’ Profits Could Push Sphere to More Movie Reimaginings"
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L. @tederick.com · 06/09/2025
honey, you have NO idea
A Letterboxd “four favourites” grid showing Return of the Jedi, Sorcerer, Tomboy and Strange Days
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L. @tederick.com · 06/09/2025
just refilling my meds and…
Pills being readied to be placed in a daily pill organizer; Pan’s Labyrinth is on the TV beyondClose up on Pan’s Labyrinth subtitle reading “You must put the three magic stones in the toad’s mouth”
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L. @tederick.com · 05/09/2025
Three blu-rays in a stack. A Polaroid of Lia Matthew above, signed.
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L. @tederick.com · 30/08/2025
really gotta hand it to the knob down at TTC who, with unlimited design possibilities for the new service alert styling, went with “No Frills”
Arial font text in black against a bright yellow background reading “No service at this station”
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L. @tederick.com · 29/08/2025
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