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Teddy Ray

@teddyray.bsky.social
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Christ follower. Sinner saved by grace. Music lover. Comic book geek. Eatie. Constant Reader.

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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Post a picture of yourself as a doctor.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses.
An ugly fat man in a wheelchair wearing a large hat, a purple feather boa, a large yellow bow tie, and costume glasses with dollar signs over the eyes.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What is a random song that makes you happy? youtu.be/ETFvmkIA6S4?...
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Sir Duke
YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And I love Jesus's style, you know.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
JD Vance negotiates peace about as well as he orders donuts.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL April!
A black and white picture of Steven Van Zandt, Pee Wee Herman, and "Weird Al" Yankovic. They appear to be at some sort of bowling event as all three are holding bowling balls.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Screencap from opening titles of The Bob Newhart Show. Bob Newhart is in his office and he’s holding a desk phone up to his ear. The text displays his name, “BOB NEWHART.”Screencap from The Simpsons. Homer Simpson is at the nuclear power plant wearing nothing but a towel around his waist and he’s holding a phone up to his ear. The caption reads, "You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel."
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What are your top 3 Tom Hanks movies?
The 'Burbs (1989)Toy Story 2 (1999)The Ladykillers (2004)

SHUT UP, I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I love these books. They're very entertaining and very funny. They're worth paying full price, but get 'em while they're cheap. (The Zoey Ashe series is also very good. I haven't read "I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom" yet, but it's in my TBR box and I'm sure it's great.)
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
movie posters but with muppets: thread
Fozzie Bear in the Cocaine Bear movie poster.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones).
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated. 🕺
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Did any of my mutuals get any of the Changeables from McDonald's last month? If so, two questions: 1) Does anyone need this guy? I ended up with two extras. 2) Does anyone have an extra Boo Bot and if so, how much do you want for it?
A 2026 McDonald's Changeable named Torrus. I have no idea what the name means or what it is. It's like a speaker box that transforms into a dinosaur? Anyway, all I know is I ended up with three of the things and all I wanted was a freaking Boo Bot and now they're doing those stupid mini Crocs things again. WHO WANTS A FRIGGING MINI CROC IN THEIR HAPPY MEAL???
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The only ones that stand out in my mind are my 7th grade teacher letting us watch IT after I recorded the miniseries on ABC. I also remember Schindler's List in World History, which makes sense, and Blazing Saddles in government/economics, which made no sense at all. That guy didn't last long.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Drop a crush from your youth.
Alyssa Milano poster. She is wearing a New Jersey Devils hockey jersey and holding a hockey stick. I had this poster on my wall as a young man and I was absolutely smitten with her.
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Sanshin Soba- Yo Ki @sanshinsoba.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I made you all the perfect FT13 Valentine's Day playlist with a mix of old and new songs. Please enjoy & share!
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you see this, post a character that starts with S.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A pair of bare feet, the big toenails are painted. One is burgundy, the other a dark green. I would say more, but that would be an explanation. Everyone who sees this picture owes me a dollar now.
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The Soda Jerk @thesodajerk.net · 28/01/2026
One of the best Ginger Ales I've had youtu.be/cl0RR7pNJQM
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Sussex Golden Ginger Ale
YouTube video by The Soda Jerk
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Share a preacher, nun, or priest.
Monsignor Martinez, a gun-toting priest antihero on the telenovela "Los Dias y Las Noches de Monsignor Martinez," a fictitious TV show from "King of the Hill."

Vaya con dios.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
To battle the January cold, share a summer movie!
Movie poster for "Back to the Beach" (1987)
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Drop some SNOW
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Quote post a GIF with a clue of where you're from...
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yourself but a cartoon Bill has friends, though. All my friends are inside my phone.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hey friends! Excited to say that I’m starting up my VHS mystery boxes again! You’ll get 10 - 12 tapes, plus whatever extra goodies are nearby (stickers, Happy Meal toys, etc) for $25 shipped! Boxes will be completely random, but I can promise a diverse mix of genres! DM for details/sign up!
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a woman 's hand with pink nails is pressing a button on a cassette player .
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Board of Peace
The Legion of Doom
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />💀<
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Name the McMuffin. Wait...
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Sanshin Soba- Yo Ki @sanshinsoba.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My joy at being able to pull thru my last hospital visit has been replaced by the anxiety that it would've been cheaper to die. Just throwing this out there hoping for a miracle. I've got PayPal or cash app too.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The #1 movie on your birthday the year you turned 26 will be your 2026 vibe. All right, y'all, I'm out. I'm going to find a doctor to put me in an induced coma until next year.✌️
The Cat In the Hat (2003)
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm an aortic dissection!
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"I don't care what anyone says, I love that movie."
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "secular" Christmas song? My favorite "Christian" Christmas song isn't technically a Christmas song, but it's all about the birth of Jesus, so it's become a Christmas song in my book. youtu.be/tMDvfH8-xd0?...
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Adoration
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I spent 5 hours in the cold at the flea market for a single dollar of profit, so this seems like a good time to share my eBay store. Give it a look. You get something fun, my family gets to eat. Win-win. www.ebay.com/usr/backissu...
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Security Measure | eBay
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Sanshin Soba- Yo Ki @sanshinsoba.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sending this around again to try and hit that goal eventually and keep treatment going.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween, friends! This month (heck, this YEAR) has gone by entirely too quickly. I'm not doing much tonight...I have a jack o'lantern pizza from Papa Murphy's on deck for supper and I'm going to try to watch a couple of favorite Halloween TV episodes. (1/3)
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The world needs more people like Kiley. Please help her if you can, even if you only repost.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Friends, I am so grateful to so many of y'all for reaching out to me and checking on me. Big thanks to @sanshinsoba.bsky.social for putting the word out about my hospitalization. She is pure magic in this world and I am undeserving of a friend like her. I'm home now. My medications have been(1/3)
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Spell your name with movie titles.🎥 Tombstone Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Death Proof Django Unchained Young Frankenstein Reservoir Dogs Airplane! Yoga Hosers
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 04/10/2025
Day 4: PUNK ROCK 🎸🤟 #SuperBatober #Inktober #inktober2025
SUPERBATOBER 04: PUNK ROCK -- Supergirl and Batgirl are starting a punk rock band! It's all about spreading love and kindness but mostly so they can wear fun punk rock outfits. Maybe one day they'll actually learn how to play too! In the meantime let's all just follow the lyrics in their first single and "🎶 BE KIND 🎶".
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
They just released a study that revealed 90% of Jan.6 offenders called Home Improvement “Tool Time” and were impossible to correct on this.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
What's your sign?
An old billboard in Atlanta advertising So So Def Records
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I've been neglecting this place and my friends and I'm trying to get back into a routine, but until then, I'm popping in to wish @jrwells82.bsky.social and @brianarnold.bsky.social the happiest of happy birthdays!
Mister Miyagi wearing a party hat with a birthday cake and balloons.
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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year...🎶
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