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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s the goal. Thats the ruuuule now.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’m calling that two own-goals for Carolina
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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper." ~Rod Serling
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 02/06/2026
Idris Elba has been knighted 🗡️ He is now Sir Idris Elba
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
ngl I’ve been seeing a lot of this Facebook-level of tribalistic vapidity and it’s seriously pushing me away from bluesky. what am I missing? what does this inanity add to the political conversation?
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Emily Jane Rothwell 🖤🌸🖋️ @emjanerothwell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the world needs more guinea pig cartographers
A guinea pig cartographer works amongst his maps, using his instruments, with a quill and ink next to him on a wooden table; he looks at the viewer obliquely with a black background in a style that is reminiscent of early modern portraiture. The artist enjoys exploring the histories of art through homages to previous paintings in his whimsical works.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'm glad Wemby is alive at a time when these people can celebrate him instead of fearing him as some sort of demonic wendingo monster.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Air travel hassles are like dreams: the most interesting in the world when happening to you, the most boring thing imaginable in other peoples’ stories.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yall. Physical therapy WORKS.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
A can of Dr Pepper (soda)
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day
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Petit Pied @petitpieddessin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ah yes. The met gala: where farmers, spinners and weavers are centered
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
High fashion is sophisticated. Something you stinky poor just can’t understand.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
But… the Super Bowl does get this same criticism. Skim these qts. I like derek and get what’s he’s trying to do, but the thread reads as holding water for the billionaire class.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Patriots L Bruins L Celtics L
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Sabres have won and the city of Boston is sad. I am pleased.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Boston fans paying $600+ to watch their team lose is extremely satisfying to watch
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Refs miss half a dozen calls seemingly to make up for a correct no-goal and Boston wins.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@adamzyglis.bsky.social City of Good Neighbors
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Not getting emotional with 716 bringing the Canadian anthem home after technical difficulties 🇺🇸🤝🇨🇦
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Today, two (two!) men ran sub two-hour marathons for the first time in human history and the news is nowhere to be found on the ESPN or Sports Illustrated home pages. One of the greatest feats in sports history and it’s less important than the final round of the NFL Draft.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Khucherov is a soccer player for that
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
same aura as Gustave Doré’s Christ Leaving the Court
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Kinda unreal how sedated every playoff team’s home crowd seems compared to the Sabres.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Brain-dead Floridians starting up the USA chants. #GoHabsGo
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JD1973 @jd1973.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We see Coopers game plan. They can’t match the Habs. So they are gonna play dirty. Game on.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Atmosphere is incredible in Buffalo. Electric. Contrast couldn’t be greater with sleepy Tampa Bay.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Only in Florida would they be dumb enough to start a USA chant. 3/4ths of the team were born outside of 🇺🇸 … #GoHabsGo
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Petit Pied @petitpieddessin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Get ready to learn Buffalonian, AJ Brown
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Trucker convoy during Covid, asshat curler during the Olympics, Doug Ford, Don Cherry, the entire province of Alberta… America lite
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The good news is, hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I wonder if she knows anyone in the federal government who could do something.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ah yes. The Iranian desert is well known for its patches of wet sand…
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ManiacalZ | VA\VO @maniacalz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It's 1am what am I doing
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“Today is a day where we celebrate religion”
Rob Lowe wears an “NFL” hat that is so generic it is clear he was asked to attend a football game by his agents/PR staff.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Watching the slow Facebook-ification of Bluesky in real time thanks to the AI videos
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VT Commons @vtcommons.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Never a truer thing he’s said.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Probably not on accident and likely the sentiment was amplified by some PR firm hired by b&n. Buy books at your local bookstore or use your local library
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Master Resist @masterresist.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
That's awesome. I enjoy watching PBS documentaries such as Frontline, NOVA, Nature, etc. He can't handle the truth, especially the ones criticizing him and his corrupted administration.
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
“The NFL should do this,” “the NFL should do that,” are great wishes but we all know the billionaire team owners (probably the closest thing we have to modern slave owners) ain’t going to do shit that’ll impact their bottom line.
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Social Scott @social-scott.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
#books #reading #writingcommunity #wolves #funny #booksky
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Only one Florida team has won a Super Bowl in the last 20 years (the Bucs in 2021) and it was the only team in the NFL with three Black coordinators and the first team in the NFL with multiple female coaches
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Get ready to learn Missourian, you’re a future Chief buddy.
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Resisting the urge to comment “okay boomer” after every comment replying to this post saying “not all boomers”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Knight of the Flowers, by Georges Rochegrosse (1894)
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Ted @ted-talks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
That replay of Cernak breaking the camera was sick #MINvsTBL
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