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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lol AI text spam did the meme! “Hello fellow real persons.”

+19482430055
Hi Jennifer! It's Jo, a real person!
I'm PISSED Trump spent billions bombing Iran instead of cutting the crazy cost of our housing, healthc...

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Please report this error to Apple maps so they can get better.

This is the Apple Maps report an issue screen. The top says what issue do you want to report about Lake America? The selected answer is name is wrong. The required name of the place has been changed to Lake Ontario. The note says this place is called Lake Ontario, except by pedophiles.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

As soon as I head out for a walk. “Wait you’re not leaving me are you?” Oh fickleness, thy name is feline.

Gray cat curled up in faux rabbit blanket with big pleading green eyes, reminding me to be safe because if something happens to me there is nobody to open her treats and she would have to live on dry kibble from the auto dispenser until rescued.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Upset i will not give her a THIRD churu treat.

A gray cat sulks in a pile of fluffy faux rabbit blankets against a red background. She’s backlit making the edges of her fur glow. Or that could the fury she’s radiating at not getting her way.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This guy seems like an uninformed jackass.

50 Nerds of Grey®
Matt Walsh
Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Derek
What happened is scientists discovered chlorofluorocarbons were bad for the ozone, countries believed them, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use fell by 99.7%, leading to the stabilization of the ozone layer, perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you are dumb enough to vote for any of the MODA Center Tax Money Theft Ring please remember to vote using the new method. If you ARE NOT voting for criminals, then please continue to use the previous method.

The instruction card for a fecal sample test. Used to test for blood in the lower intestine, this card shows a turd and a toilet bowl and brushes touching the turd and then being rubbed into boxes on a card. The card is then dated and sent off in the mail.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Here is the actual map with lakes renamed after Trump

A map of the Great Lakes with the names of the lakes replaced with:
Lake Epstein
Lake Felon
Lake Rapist
Lake Ruined Economy
Lake worst ratings of any president ever

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yelp suggested the perfect gym for me

A yelp page for Kura revolving sushi bar, which is for some reason categorized as “circuit training gyms, interval training gyms “

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I win. Please send all taxes to: Kai Technolust 6710 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206 USA

It is a map of the world with a gray banner and black text above it that says “New Kai Technolust Territory” this is a play on President Rapey Pedo slapping USA on maps and expecting everyone to just say oh ok that’s totally how maps work you fucking dipshit.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

He also likes to take guns on planes apparently. To protect himself from the snakes!

On August 27, 2021, Van Orden was cited at the Eastern lowa Airport for having a loaded handgun in his bag at the security checkpoint. Van Orden called the incident
"a mistake"; he paid a fine, completed a gun safety program, and was placed on one year's probation.

From Wikipedia

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

After reading @kevinhearne.bsky.social Heir of the Jedi, the closed captions on this scene finally make sense.

This is an ice cave with Luke Skywalker hanging upside down by his feet and his Lightsaber is just out of reach in a bank of snow. In the movie we see him struggling to use telekinesis as he attempts to use the force to bring his Lightsaber to him.
There is a caption at the bottom that says “come on Luke, it’s just a big metal noodle, you can do this!” This is a joke you will get if you read Kevin’s book. There are no dogs in it but he does tell R2 “who’s a good droid?” Or close enough so we will let it slide. 😂

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Trying to explain to my cat that isn’t what Prodigy meant

My cat is giving me a weird look from the box under the firewood where i keep the fire starters. There are logs above her head.

If you aren’t familiar, prodigy did a song called Firestarter

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Finishing up @kevinhearne.bsky.social Ink and Sigil series tonight so having a G&T but not a Scottish Gin. This is a Japanese Gin called Ki No Bi that is made from a neutral rice spirit and Botanicals from Kyoto Japan. I picked it because the next book is Kevin’s Star Wars book so Kenobi/Ki No Bi.

An Indian Rosewood bar holds a box and bottle for Ki No Bi gin from Japan. A small can of Fevertree tonic sits near the bottle. A glass of “the good ice” (aka Crackle Ice, aka Pearl Ice, because the ice has a lot of cracks and sharp edges for nucleation points to form bubbles. The bubbles make the aromas more obivous. ) and gin and tonic

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I wish I could see it. Do you have Flickr?

A screenshot of this post with a blank gray square where the beautiful photo of a rainforest trail should be, because instead of hiring people we use AI to shit out broken code now. ‘Merica.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is my “I am not here for Social Media!” pose, which I cross posted to my X, FB, and Insta!

Screen shot of the article:
“Dalazen posted footage of the shark bite online, where it's since been viewed tens of millions of times.
Although she says she "wasn't there for social media" and didn't touch or provoke the shark, she admits she was too close to the animals.” above a picture of someone who is obviously there for social media.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He’s basically that kid from Adam Sandler’s “Big Daddy” movie just playing “I win” and thinking he’s good at cards.

Cropped screenshot of the part of the Adam Sandler big daddy movie poster, where the kid is pissing on a door
It’s a wooden door. The outdoor side. The kid is standing on a concrete stoop. He is blonde with short hair, white skin wearing dark pants and white sneakers and a yellow shirt with a red and gray hoodie over it.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I went with the Hendricks Grand Caberet

A selection of fine gins from all over sit on a glass shelf

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Oh no, I always hate it when a gin place shuts down. I guess it is a good thing I just completed this build the other day! Remember kids: Time travel is dangerous and should only be used in the most dire of circumstances, like visiting a gin joint that closed before you had a chance to visit.

A newly constructed Lego Back To The Future DeLorean (complete with Mr Fusion) with the tires in Hover position seems to float gently above a green felt surface thanks to some hidden clear bricks. In front of it is a small black placard with some information about the set. Next to it stand Lego Marry McFly & Lego Doc Brown. In front of that are the 1800s hood mounted power supply and train track wheels from the third movie and the part that was replaced by Mr Fusion in the second movie, along with the lightning hook from the first movie.
The set allows you to build any version you want. I bought the set back when i had a job and was working too much to have time to complete it. At least the horrible job market has let me make a sizable dent in my lego backlog. Of course it’s just one more thing to move if i have to sell my house.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My (not freshly washed but hopefully flea free anyway) cat says hello. 🤣

A white fluffy cat belly. Thats it. Just cat belly. You know it’s a trap. You’re gonna pet it anyway. It’s good to occasionally test how well you clot.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Anyone know what kind of bunny this is?

A shopping cart on the side of a walking trail. Ot has fallen over in the blackberries. The sky is blue behind it

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Exclusive look at the new Ford Fathom!

Screen capture of a Ford press release about Fathom where it describes the vehicle but there are no pictures of it. For some reason there was a picture of a soundboard like in a recording studio so it has been shoddily photoshopped (on purpose to protest AI-slop) with the Homer Simpson Car. The ugly vehicle that ruined the car completely on The Simpsons.
Ford
Not Like Any Electric
Vehicle
And it's certainly not like anything you're used to.
Fathom is filled with happy surprises, including the price to own one. And its story begins now.
Everything You'd
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How it's designed. How it works. How it fits your life. Everything about Fathom is for you. It offers next-generation BlueCruise capabilityl21 and bidirectional power capability, and it's projected to'
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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Free pizza where Springwater corridor trail crosses SE 128th. Get it before @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social does

An open pizza box sitting on tbe side of the road displays half of a pizza.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I can’t find it now but a few days ago I saw a post that said “Post a little known fact about where you live.” So here we go. In Portland Oregon when the temperature is high enough that you might need to unbutton a few buttons of your flannel, they issue a Heat Advisory.

White and light gray text on gray cloud background:
☁️ 66°
Heat Advisory
H:75° L:57°

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Who could be behind this? Who stands to financially gain from my paprika addiction? We may never know.

Three 2.4 oz (70g) jars of Paprika on a shelf.
Hungarian style half-sharp, Hungarian style sweet, and smoked Spanish style
All the jars are from Penzeys, implying that they are the one profiting from my paprika addiction.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Came out to the shed to do some Resin printing and noticed a new maker is sharing my space.

Big ass spider with a web full of dead moth parts and random dirt in the corner of a shed. The floor is wood. The trim is gray. The spider is chonk.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My weather station said lots of lightning!

Weather station app showing

Tempest
Air Temperature - oF
Min
59.4
Max
70.2
Relative Humidity - %
Min
61
Max
80
Sea Level Pressure - inHg
Min
29.947
Max
30.009
Lightning
Strikes
104
Wind - mph
Min
0.0
Max
4.2
Avg
64.9
Avg
69
Avg
29.971
Avg
NE 0.2

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I don’t know how else to say that so here’s a picture. I feel like if it is in a headline, we should get some more information about it. Nowhere in the story does it tell me how Monster went full Brawndo, as Monster is not mentioned again in the article text.

A screenshot of the website with the “find text in page” search open, showing that the only place that the word monster appears in the entire article is in the sub-headline.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I made a joke recently when discussing Protein Additives and i said Americans get enough protein we need someone to start putting fiber in everything and well…

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If you can find some of this, I use it to rim the glass on drinks that incorporate Watermelon and it is good with the spicy ones especially. You might enjoy it on your drink.

A round container on a shelf full of glassware.
Container says:
Sapos
MICHES.
CHAMOY
Watermelon
Start La Fiesta!

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Calm your tits, Walmart. It’s a soufflé dish, not a member of the fucking Avengers.

A walmart.com screenshot showing a soufflé dish with glowing rings of power over a split photo. On the left the scene is dark, everything is black except the spilled flour and baking soda and stuff. Theres a half baked pie or something and the title says CHAOS. The right side is white and clean and well lit. There are 3 or 4 crème brûlée and 3 or 4 perfect soufflés. It is titled ORDER. The insinuation is that if you’re a sloppy ass motherfucker who can’t bake for shit and you kitchen looks like a Scarface poster having a bad day, you can buy this set of 4 Pcs Ceramic Ramekins Oven Safe, 10.1 fl oz Porcelain Souffle Dishes for Baking, Stackable Pudding Bowls with Vertical Striped Design, Blue Yellow White Pink, 4.5 × 4.5 × 2.2 in and suddenly you’ll not be a disappointment to everyone in your life.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Do Not Serve List: Sparkle Steve - Biting

Close up of a male peacock head against a yard with some decorative rocks in the background. He looks like kind of an asshole.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Date yourself with skeet of old compy you had when you were a tiny nerd.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

MAGA news game. Print out one of these for each person playing. Write down Trump and his lickspittles next to numbers. Roll dice or do high card to determine order. Order number determines which politician is yours. Circle things your politician does on the list. First one to circle 47 items wins.