Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 6h*banging table* SKULLET! SKULLET! SKULLET! Embrace the wizard! 000
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 8hFuck, I fully forgot you had posted this only to get bored at work and … well … 010
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026New kid in work looks like if Blixa Bargeld was into journaling instead of meth 030
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wider contagion? Wow, everything really is just transphobia 010
Reposted by Yearner HerzogNaraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 09/10/2026me, unable to remember what a hare is called: 0255
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Everytime someone mentions it I’m always tempted to reply “could that have been back in the sweet summer of 1993?”youtu.beA Sweet Summer's Night On Hammer Hill - Jens LekmanYouTube video by thetenureitch 000
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s been god knows how long since I first saw this and it’s still the first thing that comes into my head when I see a cute couple out and about Happy Lesbian Day everyoneyoutu.beGeorge Dawes - LesbiansYouTube video by Henry Davies 061
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, I’ve been on this bullshit my whole life, don’t worry! 110
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just … I can’t have another argument about which milk belongs to who. I simply won’t do it. I’m a grown woman. I am not leaving a fucking sock on the door handle. 020
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Aww … really? But I had such high high hopes for them! 010
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Hey, you never know, maybe you could become famous being the first person to mix punk and showtunes?” “No, see what you’ve done there is just reinvent The Dresden Dolls from first principles” 1130
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My Dad helped himself to one of the gummies on my nightstand before I could stop him, so I told him to wait 30 minutes and see how he felt He is presently hoovering the entire house like a mad yolk 0150
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You really were born to be a detective in a late 80’s anime 030
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How very dare you refer to my daughter in that way 050
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am so angry I am going to continue to point out ways in which you resemble your mother 120
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Funny story: I had to change the kind of lighter I used when we got Hilda because it sounded enough like her clicker that she ended up expecting a reward whenever I went outside for a smoke 260
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My mind glossed over this for a full week because it has such powerful “the other one from D’Unbelievables has a crack at Beckett” vibes that it was filtered out like in They Live 020
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Putting Tom Cruise in prosthetics to give him a Big Irish Head feels racist somehow. This is just your uncle from Mayo. He’s stealing food directly from the mouth of John C Reilly’s children. 050
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026First two series are great, but their refusal to change the cast list at any point just means S3 onwards it just progressively feels like Elder Abuse: In Spaaaaaace! 140
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have always been a converse punk, but I got my first boots a year ago and yeah … I get it now 010
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The real kicker was that the attic door rattled when it was windy, and we had a lot of storms around that week. So my small child mind decided the Nazgûl were testing the perimeter and the only thing stopping them was the landing light. But if that ever went out I was Very, Very Dead I was like 7 010
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He also brought my Mum to see Watership Down on their first date, similarly thinking an animated film about bunnies would be perfect chick material. Thankfully my Mum has a warped enough sense of humour to give him a second chance, but I think the man may genuinely just be cursed 260
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ralph Bakshi’s Lord Of The Rings Dad rented it thinking an animated kids book couldn’t go THAT wrong and I lost my mind at the Ring Wraiths, specifically during the Battle Of Weathertop. The way they moved was just too realistic for an animated film He was never allowed to pick movies ever againyoutu.beLord of the Rings (1978 animated) Frodo puts on the ring at WeathertopYouTube video by Doug Dimmadome 170
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh hell yeah! I forgot you were also a man of taste and refinement! Alien3 rules, Fincher was done dirty 010
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I dunno, Fight Club is up there with Tarantino when it comes to being perfectly acceptable to like, buf if it’s your *first* choice, oof. 030
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know! I was surprised it sounded so nice too, it has a real “cabinet maker has a go” feel to it, including feeling like it was made out of a cabinet! 120
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Guitar is a Russian style 7 string acoustic made in the Soviet Union tuned DGBdgbd, which the internet tells me is how these are usually played. Was never expecting to actually get to play one of these, let alone find it on the cheap and I’m having a lot of fun readjusting to the extra string 040
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have been neglecting the guitar for most of this year. A recent junk shop find has been the perfect remedy for that! 6211
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He could always work in retail like a normal person? 110
Reposted by Yearner Herzogmy chemical castration @kateastrophe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yer ma plugs your bandcamp 171
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His backing band is called the Bene G’s, obviously 030
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sci-fi themed smooth jazz musician named Kenny Gesserit send skeet 180
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, so there really WAS an excessive* number of bears posting their junk when I first got here too * by the standards of what a lesbian wants to see 001
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Even then, there were people like Conlan Nancarrow or Tangerine Dream or Goldie who realised that doing away with a human performer opened up new possibilities and immediately started getting weird with it! Because it sparked an idea! A human idea! Because we’re weird and fun and human! 0100
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🎶 and if a huge enormous butt Squashes both of us To die by your thighs Well the pleasure the privilege is mine 🎶 010
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sitting in the park, getting high with a pretty girl and trying to remember how to play the twin peaks theme to impress her God I love being a 40 year old teenager! 0101
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The other day the very attractive bartender at Street was perfectly backlit while their hair was gently wafting in the breeze. It took me a second to work out that they were standing underneath a lamp in front of the fan and not, as my brain interpreted, arriving straight from an 80’s music video 030
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like, these last 18 years have been 2008 Financial Crash into Austerity into Brexit into Covid and none of it ever actually ended, and theres still no money for anything except AI and hunting trannies for sport and its just like … statistically SOMETHING good has to happen, even by accident, right? 0183
Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was 22 during the last crash, I turn 40 tomorrow. At no time during that period have I ever thought “phew, thank god THATS over” 0162
