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Can anyone from @safety.bsky.app or @support.bsky.team tell me what the heck is going on???

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She had 2fa on as well as DNS verification so it doesn't seem super likely she'd have been hacked

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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either

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nonono not cum bucket, cum ~bouquet~

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Just keep in mind than an even number of cocks is only appropriate for funerals

Mark 🔞🎨🐰 @markybuns.art · 19/11/2025

Me milking the eggs from the gootaur dick:

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Imagine having to go through all this every time windows updates or adds a new AI thingamabob, and still think learning how to use linux is too hard

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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 19/11/2025

Fish have committed credit card fraud

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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 19/11/2025

New legendary patch note just dropped:

Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on.-Ostranauts Patch Notes Nov. 18

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If you post memes in a long thread of self replies or a QRT reply chain, know that I'll steal your meme with no attribution whatsoever without a slightest hint of guilt about it.

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It ignores all the other things your company, as well as the broader market did in that month, but when you throw around these amounts of money relative to valuation, it's not unrealistic to assume the overall impression of the market adjusting your company's valuation is that it was a bad buy.

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Imagine a company thought to be valued in its entirety at $1000 decides to buy $300 worth of Family Guy DVDs, hoping to sell them for profit later. Then, with no other flows of that significance happening, a month later your company ends up valued at only $926. KINDA implies your buy lost you $74.

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Actually this is perfectly fine; you just have to use your -74 billion investement as collateral on a loan and then default on that loan and the bank has to actually pay you 74 billion. You guys need to keep up with advanced economics.

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Dads can be hella handsome so I don't see the conflict

Teal @teal.monster · 18/11/2025

I wish chat apps had a multi-message draft buffer on every chat; sometimes I have a strong desire to start writing down something to send to someone but I can't do it in the middle of the current conversation (often it's banal bullshit that sholudn't get in the way of the present topic).

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/11/2025

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this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

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Teal @teal.monster · 18/11/2025

If you really think about it, peanut butter is just a local variety of hummus of sorts.

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Teal @teal.monster · 18/11/2025

waow, based , based, based

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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 17/11/2025

Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based

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yeah. bird brain represent

I still wanna return to that project (training a tiny LLM on the constituent skill voices) but I've been justifying the procrastination on it as me waiting for it to be a celebration of the current AI market insanity dying.

The basically whole game logic is written in some kinda Unity RPG plugin that DE misues in a really weird fucking way that makes the whole thing a huge mess.

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I've had the data of DE cracked open (using slightly modified publicly available tools for data mining it) and whatever joke reimplementation you can think of would be probably healthier than the original.

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