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30 or 40 years old and don't need this It/They/She 🏳️‍⚧️ H+ Gay weird and something

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Teal @teal.monster · 22/11/2025
Me milking the eggs from the gootaur dick:
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Teal @teal.monster · 17/11/2025
I think this would have huge potential as a fully rendered sticker (I'd definitely buy some)
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Teal @teal.monster · 12/11/2025
I love the idea of it as something that can just warp-tow large asteriods. Reminds me of S-64 Skycrane Did they ever fix the issue with warp fields permanently damaging local subspace? Because hoo boy this thing sure is gonna be rolling coal.
Sikorski S-64A Skycrane; a lanky, stretched out helicopter with a massive rotor, lifting an armored, tracked vehicle just about off the ground in the picture.
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Teal @teal.monster · 06/11/2025
that fully and entirely fits original Grammarly implementation you tiresome dunce
Wikipedia opening on "generative artificial intelligence"
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Teal @teal.monster · 04/11/2025
I really wish someone would love me as much as Char hated Garma
Char Aznable in his signature helmet calling out with the caption "Garma, if you can still hear me, blame this on the misfortune of your birth."Char Aznable, conspicuously shouldering a rocket launcher, saying "Garma, here's a farewell present."
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Teal @teal.monster · 01/11/2025
One of the best things about Mobile Suit Zeta #Gundam is switching back and forth between the original and American opening. The emotional whiplash is intense.
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Teal @teal.monster · 06/10/2025
Had a lot of fun with Lum Choon style wings as per www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLU_...
WINGS BRINED elden ring screen text over a big steel vessel full of chicken wings in salty brineChicken wings with sauce.Chicken wings on plates with various saucesClose up view of the deep fried chicken wings with a flaky potato starch coating
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Teal @teal.monster · 02/10/2025
Damn boy, were you just frying DICKS in there?
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Teal @teal.monster · 19/09/2025
It's wild that modern gundam seems to glorify Char as this undefeated pilot ace when, in the original show his success rate and general vibe are closest to this guy. He just keeps turning up and immediately finding out he's in over his head and running away. Most of his successes are friendly fire.
Moustache twirling guy from Wacky Racers
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Teal @teal.monster · 15/09/2025
to be completely clear, I'm not a sociologist but this seems like a very much serious and rigorously studied paper, but also lmao
Screenshots from the QRT'd paper. They got puppygirl figures.Screenshots from the QRT'd paper. They got puppygirl figures.
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Teal @teal.monster · 14/09/2025
First time I'm trying bread with vital wheat gluten flour added and the crumb and the raise are completely immaculate despite all the flour being 100% wholegrain.
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Teal @teal.monster · 12/09/2025
I get the feeling that at least at the low skill end of #Deadlock where I rank, Victor is still OP as shit if you get into late game. Very 1v6-able experience.
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Teal @teal.monster · 12/09/2025
Lmao that's a new one to me. Windows just throwing its arms in the air and going "shit's fuck busted! better reinstall from scratch"
Windows update settings popup that says "Reinstall your current verison of Windows to repair system files and components"
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Teal @teal.monster · 05/09/2025
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and dragons? They fuck cars.
Scout from TF2 "meet the scout" delivering a point.
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Teal @teal.monster · 05/09/2025
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Teal @teal.monster · 29/08/2025
Would Settings -> Content n Media -> Thread Preferences and this option be what you're looking for?
"Show replias as threaded" under "Experimental" section
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Teal @teal.monster · 23/08/2025
TFW Major Takayama can't get back up so they literally give him the D Gasaraki (ガサラキ) 1998
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Teal @teal.monster · 21/08/2025
the funniest boycotts are the ones organized by gamers (mind me, I myself strongly agree with the sentiment they held then, to this day, but it sure was a sad experiment in how bad most people turn out to be at this)
Steam group "Boycott Modern Warfare 2 (WE WANT DEDICATED SERVERS)" with most of the members on the top of the online users in the group actively playing MW2 at the time the screenshot is taken.
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Teal @teal.monster · 18/08/2025
more like Cat5-o'-9-Tails etc
"Cat5-o'-9-Tails"; a whip with many strands, woven from ethernet cables.
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Teal @teal.monster · 16/08/2025
A goony looking sketch of a guy looking at an eggplant with a detached caption that reads "But it's not an egg!"

(from "EASY EATS A Bee And Puppycat Cookbook")
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Teal @teal.monster · 08/08/2025
Today I've been thinking a lot about how Beemo actually literally does end up putting Football into a literal dirt hole. Little robot of its word.
Beemo theratening Football to put them in a dirt hole, via a window reflection.Football ending up in a dirt hole (technically a pond).
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Teal @teal.monster · 08/08/2025
Truly awe inspiring innovation coming from OpenAI (In the field of graph Y axis manipulation)
Graph comparing performance of GPT-5 to older o3 and o models. 

GPT-5 scores 52.8, less than the next o3 at 69.1, but has a taller bar for some reason.
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Teal @teal.monster · 03/08/2025
I'm once again getting called special needs by computers
"Discover Feeds" recommending to me, in the very first spot, the feed "Neurodivergents: A feed of Neurodivergent-related keywords & neurodivergent persons."
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Teal @teal.monster · 03/08/2025
I think I have reasonably deep understanding of various AI tech, yet what constantly astounds me are some of the failure modes of youtube AI subtitles. I wish to understand how does a white guy talking about cars without background noise saying "aforementioned" get picked up as "Afro mentioned"
screenshot of youtube video from SuperfastMatt. The subtitles on screen read "Honda's first major proudction car also still jives with the Afro mentioned-"
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Teal @teal.monster · 26/07/2025
"I picked through the semi burnt leftovers in the kitchen and hit the gravity bong with em"

[animated sticker of a white cat throwing sakura petals from a basket]
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Teal @teal.monster · 22/07/2025
it's really weird I've like, never even seen the "Rude" label used in a case when it was warranted, but fairly frequently in cases where someone's yelling at bsky staff
the post I'm replying under has a "Rude" moderation label, even though it's only 6 minutes old
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Teal @teal.monster · 18/07/2025
ah yes one of my fave activities
game settings option with a checkbox, labelled "Disable men in random encounters"
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Teal @teal.monster · 16/07/2025
Holy fuck I always thought heirloom tomatoes are a scam because I always imagined that inside they'd just be a huge void of liquid and seeds cube/square law like. But no, these things are actually useful all the way through! Still a robbery that it cost four bucks but better than my imagination
Heirloom tomato sliced horizontally. The whole 15cm or so diameter is mostly full of fleshy mass, with only relatively small portion housing liquid with seeds.
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Teal @teal.monster · 12/07/2025
Aircraft heading into the smoking WTC on 11th september 2001.
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Teal @teal.monster · 11/07/2025
it's in her bio
"left liberrtarian"
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Teal @teal.monster · 08/07/2025
And really, all you need to know about the character of the guy is just some of his favorites
When Ayn Rand's novel The Fountainhead was published, Heinlein was very favorably impressed, as quoted in "Grumbles ..." and mentioned John Galt—the hero in Rand's Atlas Shrugged—as a heroic archetype in The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress.
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Teal @teal.monster · 08/07/2025
...that's later in the very article you posted a screenshot from. Not that that word unto itself is particularly problematic, but you really could just, I don't know, like, read the article?
Grok, a Martian word for understanding a thing so fully as to become one with it, from Stranger in a Strange Land, whose root meaning in Martian is "to drink".
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Teal @teal.monster · 08/07/2025
...you do not find the "uses enslaved genetically modified chimpanzees as a symbol for Black Americans fighting for civil rights" part a little fucking weird? Also, just a little below the part you cropped; normal shit, right?
Quote from the robert a heinlein wiki article;

"Race was a central theme in some of Heinlein's fiction. The most prominent example is Farnham's Freehold, which casts a white family into a future in which white people are the slaves of cannibalistic black rulers."
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Teal @teal.monster · 07/07/2025
Even if that were true, they use fraction of what US, and the average of EU use per actual capita, so I think it's perfectly fine to hump some.
A bar graph showing fossil fuel consumption per capita for the year 2023, across several countries.

In this graph, China's consumption is about 27000kWh per capita, most of the OECD countries; US, Australia, Germany and even average for Europe are all higher; with average for Europe at 28405kWh
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Teal @teal.monster · 04/07/2025
This type of plastic packaging that's made of a complete plastic shell with paper label sealed inside is the real world equivalent of a cursed loot chest that contains valuable items but injures you when you open it. I hate them so fucking much. Impossible to open without scratching your hands.
A "bit holder and extension set", with most bits already removed from the accused shell of tightly welded plastic
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Teal @teal.monster · 25/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked HAL 9000, which, while somewhat homicidal in carrying out its secret mission objectives, was still a far more robust, reliable and accountable and human-like AI than any LLM ever will be.
Dave, wearing a pressure suit, poking around in the "Logic Memory Center" of HAL 9000 in the "2001: A Space Odyssey" movie.
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Teal @teal.monster · 25/06/2025
That 20 million fucking dollarydoos, scattered, like tears in the rain. Maybe there still is a chance for things? (from www.cityandstateny.com/politics/202...)
Graphs of "Independent spending in support of mayoral candidates" and "Independent spending in opposition to mayoral candidates".

Andrew Cuomo had $13.5M spent in support of him, in comparison with $371K in favor of Mamdani.

Mamdani had $6M spent against him, in comparison with $773K spent against Cuomo.
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Teal @teal.monster · 23/06/2025
A classic pastiche - George W Bush at speaker's podium in front of a warship with "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner on the bridge.
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Teal @teal.monster · 13/06/2025
Lmao she made this list too. Anywho I got a few great blocks off her reposts. Thanks for this.
"#BrisketStans

People who support GNC men erasure by calling Bridget from Guilty Gear 'trans' and/or 'girl '"
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Teal @teal.monster · 11/06/2025
"this unpleasant gradient shows up at your front door"

Image, ostensibly from a front door camera, seems to have captured a rectangle that's, bottom to top, brown, pink, and green, with smooth transition between the colors. There's a big red arrow pointing at it.
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Teal @teal.monster · 09/06/2025
seems like about what I'd expect tbh
Shitty dumb 2 axis acts-chud/acts-woke vs is-woke/is-chad graph generated by a quiz at mak-life.github.io/ChudWokeValues (with that embedded in the image).

It ranks me as about 80% woke, 30% woke acting
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Teal @teal.monster · 04/06/2025
I think it was this guy's fault
Hanging chad that triggers your first played card used in scoring 1.600e7 times.
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Teal @teal.monster · 04/06/2025
finally, I've beat Balatro
Screenshot of a crash log from Balatro that in short says a table overflew. As in, the datatype itself. It just couldn't fit all the funny numbers it was gonna have to calculate for my next hand.
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Teal @teal.monster · 31/05/2025
Loving this bold artistic choice of making one of the champions in #MonsterTrain2 just, hot mothman.
Large muscular humanoid with insect features in form of armor. He's kinda hot. His name is apparently Arduhn.
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Teal @teal.monster · 28/05/2025
- installed solar power still continues doubling about every 3 years - solar power installed in 2024 very roughly equals all the solar power installed in the entire history up to 2024 - solar has grown faster from 100TWh to 2000TWh than literally any other power source before it
Graph headlined "It took 8 years for solar to go from 100TWh to 1000TWh of power, and then just 3 years to pass 2000TWh"

It shows that; with Solar's installed power growing from 100TWh to 2000TWh very sharply, with Wind and Nuclear behind it, then big gap before gas and coal and finally, slowert of them, hydro power
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Teal @teal.monster · 25/05/2025
This sure is a well put together internet publication in general
Fragment of the text of the wiki article, zoomed in on section "Trends" with immediate subsection "Tumblr", linking with "See also: Tumblr sexyman"
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Teal @teal.monster · 25/05/2025
Can we have moment of appreciation for the demon currently siding the main paragraph of the Teratophilia article on wikipedia? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratop...
Zoom on the face and upper body of the demon from "Indian painting depicting a man having sex with a devil". The demon is red, with rather pronounced feline features and extremely nonchalant eyes looking off to the side and the sky, with its tongue stuck out.
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Teal @teal.monster · 17/05/2025
hm.
A large, rotating column of clouds towering over a cityscape, with text;

View from the Western Windows of the Gateway Arch

Reed Timmer Extreme Meteorologist
Webcam photo of the large destructive #tornado tearing through the St Louis Metro area just north of downtown.
This was a large wedge tornado with Downtown St Louis in the foreground. I believe this camera is located atop the St Louis arch
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Teal @teal.monster · 16/05/2025
Just finished store.steampowered.com/app/2078230/... Excellent game if weird, slightly wonky, madmax themed vehicular custom building simulators are your thing.
The final form of my "war rig" - a massive combat vehicle built for battling in the wastes - which I named "Trans AM."

The vehicle is painted largely in reddish pink and baby blue, with several trans flags on some of the armoring. It's also equipped with three gatling guns, a couple vertical saw blade launchers and a sniper rifle. The vehicle is based on an aircraft tug pulling an extensive vertical superstructure towering over the original vehicle chassis.

The front of the vehicle (made of an M109 APC husk) bears the statement "death before detransition."
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Teal @teal.monster · 14/05/2025
I love American Tofu
I am frying cubed SPAM in a wok, holding up the SPAM, LESS SODIUM can
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