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@teal-eaf.bsky.social
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a creature 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I was a bowl would you eat cereal out of me 🥺
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adren @adrenaline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i play dog online every day and so should you!! PLEASE PLAY DOG ONLINE EVERY DAY!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvjp... #dogonline
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adren - dogtown
YouTube video by Adren
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Knights of Guinevere being released next month calls for a little celebration repost ✨💗
Fanart of the android Guinevere from the Knights of Guinevere animated series, drawn in my style, half her face ripped off showing the mechanism underneath
Lots of cables coming out of her back and limbs, blue intestines out of her belly
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Anguilla Noticer @myopicduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You make a big pot of tea for a whole day and drinking even a single nice hot cup of it gives you a full heal. A cup of coffee permanently reduces your maximum hit points in exchange for temporarily giving you jittery hands and a moderate buff to productivity.
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
W遊戯(女体化)
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*evil rupaul voice* if you can't hate yourself, how in the hell are you gonna hate somebody else?
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So it is written, as it shall be done
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Thinking of/with antiwar activist A. J. Muste:
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Once a reporter asked him, "Do you really think you are going to change the policies of this country by standing out here alone at night in front of the White House with a candle?" A.J. Muste replied softly: "Oh I don't do this to change the country. I do this so the country won't change me.
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HAL @hal-monitor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BASEBALL YURI (1/5)
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Deathmole will no longer open for Ed Sheeran
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purin🧚‍♂️🦠 @purinpuyo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tfw u give your human body a food meal
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IS NOBODY GOING TO TELL ME WHAT SOUP THEY WOULD BE IF THEY WERE A SOUP!?!?!?
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's not THAT wholesome... They assigned me sporty spice when they were designating what spice girl each of us would be. Snakes
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm minestrone or Italian wedding soup btw. Maximalist and chunky.
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Current office conversation - if you were a soup, what soup would you be?
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a nymph's rest
drawing inspired by part of Waterhouse's painting "Hylas and the Nymphs", except I'm focusing on only three nymphs, partly immersed in water, enjoying the sun, no longer looking at Hylas (he doesn't exist here) but enjoying themselves in their corner of the pond
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🌑 @fell.energy · 12/09/2026
shout the fuck out to the people who are so themselves that they remind you to be you
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This sudoku book from home bargains is fucked up, every other one in the "easy" section is really really difficult lol
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucked up a sudoku, I put something in the wrong place and made further decisions based on that mistake and accidentally made a cognitohazard for myself and this was the only way to fix it. I'm normal
An open sudoku book with one of the sudokus [REDACTED] with paint
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Erin Tierney | Veil’s Edge Games @veilsedgegames.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Favorite genre of post: normal people interacting with mechsploitation characters
ID: Text tweet with an image quote tweet.
Quoted tweet text: "basic ass mech pilot who drives a bipedal jeep for her day job making friends with a fucked up trauma girl combat pilot in a space station bar.
Quote tweet: A cartoon of an outgoing girl in a crop tank top and headset radio talking to a shy girl in combat gear, next to a mech.
Text: "You're one of the new gen fours? That's sick. That nuero shit sounds super advanced. Me? This thing's older than dirt. Been used for decades. Still has a cassette deck actually. Never failed me though. The mecha that is. No the cassette deck. WSO says I shouldn't use it. Puts radio on the fritz."ID: tumblr post.
Text: 
corsairesix

Fucked up traumadoll mech pilots are probably sooooo annoying if you're like, a regular person existing in rebel space

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"Oh you can only feel pleasure when you're hooked up to the mech? Yeah that sucks. I had to watch my friend die during the skirmish on Ceres. No she wasn't a target, when you're around mech battles and not inside twenty tons of armor you die for like, no reason at all."

corsairesix

"Yeah it was fucked up that they made you feel ecstasy when you destroyed that outpost. I felt sad, because everyone I knew lived there."ID: tumblr post
Text: synthwizardromance

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026
SHOW ME THE BOMBCHU BOWLING GIRL U ASSHOLES
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smilky🐻 @smilkyshake.com · 24/08/2026
i will always stay kind no matter how mistreated i feel, i got called a pushover quite a lot growing up for that but i wont let how i've been treated in the past effect what i give out to the people i interact with. resilience and hope have always kept me going
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Jender @bibbous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I get so much mileage out of this image
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: "I helped you round up all the other Reds, will you accept me now?" says person drawn all in red colors. Standing opposite with a stern look and narrowed eyes is a person drawn only in blue colors wearing a military cap, suit and tie, and a fascist armband with the letter 'B' on it. Panel 2: "Thanks for being one of the good ones" says the nazi in blue, while shaking the red person's hand. Panel 3: The blue nazi pulls back on the slide of a pistol, charging it. Panel 4: The blue nazi shoots the red person in the head, killing them as they fall into a pit of corpses colored all in red.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i forgot that SSRIs make me incredibly boring. I guess it's slightly better than being evil and insane
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What if we were cowering in a bunker together and we.. were both girls and ..a nd... We held hhands
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You fuckers are gonna leave me scromiting alone in the badass irradiated wasteland
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me when I experience a minor inconvenience: What's the point in carrying on. Fuck this planet Me when I'm planning for nuclear war: I have a bunker and supplies ready
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At least get some emergency beans in and an idea of where you'd hide from the blast
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Asked my internet nerds what their nuke emergency plan is and they all said "I'd simply pass away" smh where is the whimsy in your heart
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is some kind of phobia
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Love pronouncing la croix in french to piss off my Wisconsin gf
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just call @bibbous.bsky.social
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was drawn to this image
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tell my wife I said "hello"
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Was just about to message that I'm still not sure and to let it go to someone more decisive lol
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Harry Kane can go play golf with his good buddy Donald Trump
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am INTERESTED but also aware of my propensity for impulse purchases
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You're not gonna believe this
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 13/07/2026
this is where your money goes when you buy harry potter stuff. rowling isn’t shy about it. amnesty wrote an even-handed report that laid out what anti-rights groups do; rowling uses her billions & clout to suppress it. when you give rowling money; she spends it on stealing people’s human rights.
jk rowling quotes an account called trans widows’ voices

rowling says: 
Should any of the women's organisations targeted by @AmnestyUK's recent 'anti-rights' blacklist wish to take legal action, applications can be made to the JK Rowling Women's Fund.

trans widows’ voices says:

Whilst I understand the detriment to Beira's Place is real, and focussing on @jk_rowling get clicks it's a shame that mainstream press coverage of the Amnesty debacle is not also focussing on us smaller groups listed who do not have the same power or influence to defend ourselves
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/07/2026
not now kitten, mommy is going through some rapid character growth
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Scientists are calling this "a big mood"
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That's the way the pinge pumbles....
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Schlorp on my pinge
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We're in a thirst trap arms race at this point (also thank you 😚)
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Lucky I didn't die these things are lethal
A white boot, with the platform separated from the rest of the shoe
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Last photo in my favourite heels before one of them FELL APART but I felt cute
Me wearing my floorplay dance fit - short shorts, black bralette, mesh crop hoody, kneepads and white stripper heels
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田滝ききき @ttk3k.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
巨乳の干支
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