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@teal-eaf.bsky.social
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucked up a sudoku, I put something in the wrong place and made further decisions based on that mistake and accidentally made a cognitohazard for myself and this was the only way to fix it. I'm normal
An open sudoku book with one of the sudokus [REDACTED] with paint
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was drawn to this image
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Lucky I didn't die these things are lethal
A white boot, with the platform separated from the rest of the shoe
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Last photo in my favourite heels before one of them FELL APART but I felt cute
Me wearing my floorplay dance fit - short shorts, black bralette, mesh crop hoody, kneepads and white stripper heels
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lesbian bar claw machine rubber ducks, share with me your wisdom
Three rubber ducks in a row on the edge of my bath
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I love rollercoaster tycoon
Rollercoaster Tycoon screenshot reading "20 people have died in an accident on The Squartinator"
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Regina George just broke into my house and called me a d*ke wth
Mirror selfie of a woman (me) wearing a long blonde wig, white crop top, stripy mini skirt and white platform heels. It's giving mean girl
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Laptop sticker selection is popping
A laptop lid with various stickers - mushrooms, a panda, a pole dancing frog, an affirming cat, a Protect Trans Lives, an alien, a penguin, and another frog (gay)
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Things heating up
Another smart watch message reading "CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION"
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Getting cute messages from bae at work
A smart watch displaying a message that reads "URETHRA"
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Turns out you can't put a ball of wool yarn in the washing machine. It feels nice to hold tho.
A smooth blue ball of compacted wool
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I love a nice mug
A teal teacup
A green glass mug, filled with sleepy tea
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not sure what @swampcollege.bsky.social is doing...
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
More important research
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Important research (thread of silly videos incoming)
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Bought 10 Molcar blind boxes and got 7 Sushi Molcar (I already had that from the one blind box I bought before) smh
11 Molcar Fuzmol figurines - 8 Sushi Molcar, 2 Choco, 1 Shiromo
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Two lesbians intimately touching foreheads with their eyes closed with the caption "lesbians saying goodbye at the end of their 60 hour first date"
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Finally found a home for this @sleepiestdesigns.com sticker 👽
A pink water bottle with "goblin energy" written on it in a cute style
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Purin hug emote
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I LOV THIS STUPID GAME
7 people in the mirror of the airport terminal in the game PEAK, all wearing crab hats, 6 of them are squatting down to appear like little crabs and the remaining person is in the centre, floating above the rest.
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I hear we're slut era posting?
A curvy AFAB person in black high waisted underpants and a black cropped tank top, with long black lacy arm covers.
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
a black cat with a sweet little smooshed face
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Everything is bad and nothing will ever be good again tbh
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Can someone please feed Rebecca while I'm away on holiday. My family don't want to
Polystyrene head with a small bowl of kibble (Cheerios)
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
KEVIN THE CARROT'S GONE WOKE LET'S GOOOOOO
Kevin the carrot (the Aldi mascot) plushies, dressed up in rainbows
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Divine
A very sexy Caprese salad with fresh bread, topped with cracked black pepper + sea salt, all drizzled with olive oil
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Everyone look at my son
A white teddy bear with endearingly thick limbs, highlighted by their very small head/face
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
wow it's been 15 years since I appeared in the audience on Countdown wearing a fedora that had badges on it
A still from the tv show Countdown, airdate 19/05/2010, showing the audience, with an arrow pointed at Me
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is what everyone wanted
Sully from monsters inc making out with himself. It's a pencil sketch
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Almost forgot to post this important LOTR discourse
Sam LOTR on Mt Doom, screenshots with subtitles reading "Rosie Cotton Dancing. She had ribbons in her hair // If i ever were to get pegged by anyone, it woulda been her"
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I love playing among us with my fwiends ewwwwww
Green among us crewmate, blushing in the lobby
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Drawing my uptight merman druid acting wildly out of character
A grumpy guy carrying a mermaid over his shoulder and then smacking her on her fishtail ass
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
One of those moods that can only be helped by lying in the bath like this
Person floating face down in a pool
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Heeheheheohoohoho
Smart watch face with Haley from Stardew Valley as the background. I also edited the text the time is displayed in
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I got a gay watch and I'm having fun with it
A smart watch with Peggy hill as the background imageThe same smart watch but the background is a black cat wearing a neck tie
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Throwing away my emotional support dead chilli plant, I'm so strong and brave
A dead and dried-up chilli plant
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"When you go online to play some games with the boys but you just end up talking about your day" meme of Mr Burns on the phone to Moe like they're teen girls
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I love that my friends know to bring me styling heads so I can do draggy makeup on them. If I am ever allowed internet again I think this would be a fun stream!!!
Styling head from a hairdressing student
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Obsessed with this comment on a photo of some local fly tipping
Facebook comment "we are a virus with shoes". It has one like.
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
😊🖕 die nazis 🖕😊
Email from Spotify stating that I've cancelled my subscription
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
today i was told i should share some art on blueski so here ya go
A drawing of shrek wearing a purple sparkly suit and jazzy black & white shoes
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The bottom layer of burnt dry pasta. It's black and brown and stuck to the pan. Acrid aroma
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The smell. Is bad
Uncooked, burnt pasta in a waterless pan
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Absolutely ruining my friend's birthday rn
A little toy musical keyboard with a tiny microphone attached
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
bob's burgers screencap of Bob and Teddy, subtitles read "-what a year, huh Bob? -Teddy, it's March."
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
#Hadestown in London today was excellent, it hits so different in real life
Exterior shot of the lyric theatre in London, advertising Hadestown
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sorry I can't be him
A valentine's chocolate in the shape of a man with weird tiny legs
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
teal-coded characters 2/2
Tara from BuffyToo-Ticky from MoominsJane Lane from DariaPearl from Steven Universe
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
teal-coded characters 1/2
Scorpia from the modern reboot of She-RaKate McKinnon from the Alien Abduction SNL sketchesShinji Ikari from Neon Genesis EvangelionWirt from Over the Garden Wall
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Teal @teal-eaf.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
"None may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on" Thanks to all who joined in for the stream!! #severance
A drawing of Helly r from Severance on brown paper using black and white
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