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Teague Dwyer

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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Watching the whole thing on Telemundo. Such a better experience.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Totally understand that and I’m sure you can appreciate the cognitive dissonance I was experiencing whilst listening. Thank you for being a voice of sanity in a sector that can often feel quite insane.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(Also want to be clear I’ve been a patron on and off just between jobs right now hope to be back on the ad free feed soon)
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@arseblog.com great pod with @philippeauclair.bsky.social about the vagaries and evil trying to invade modern football. I’m sure I’m not the first to write this and I know you have very little control over it but this chat was bifurcated on Spotify by ads from Aramco and McDonald’s. A bit jarring.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
No no no no no no no no no
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
LOOOOOOOOOK AT THEEEEEMMMMMM MY HEART
Kai, Dec, Wilo, Myles, Ebs and Bukayo celebrating
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How the fuck am I supposed to sleep
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
BROTHER
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
People wanna give them a pass because of Jota and their crazy forward injury luck which fair enough but that doesn’t explain why they bought Kerkez and Frimpong and expected to build a defense around that. Some of the worst squad management I’ve ever seen at a big club.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Love this. And also hope you make it back in the summer when the the area is in its pomp. Best destination race of the season when it’s in August and September will be almost as good.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Read it now. Benge had a typical nightmare here. He seems a nice lad but knows fuck all about ball.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I know you didn’t write the headline but it sounds like you’re saying Arsenal was bailed out. Such a clear foul feel like you need to get ahead of that.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Fuck this
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Renee Good murder is so blatant, indefensible and nuance-free that at least it’ll force the Trump Admin to finally say, “Because FUCK YOU, that’s why.” We can actually make progress from that point if we hit that wall.
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Ibram X. Kendi @ibramxk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
For the regime to describe the ICE agent’s brutal murder of a woman in Minneapolis as defensive is for the regime to enshrine ICE’s total immunity as it expands its killing, kidnapping, terrorizing, and caging of us.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a red shirt with the word arsenal on the top
ALT: a man in a red shirt with the word arsenal on the top
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Cut Dawson Knox tonight
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s all scheme. McDermott is a master of fixing his defense to the task at hand but, like, maybe watch some tape or something?
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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 15/12/2025
“All In The Family” is my 2nd favorite TV show (behind “The Dick Van Dyke Show”). “This Is Spinal Tap” & “A Few Good Men” are two of my all time favorite movies. So, it was a dream come true when Rob Reiner was the guest on “Never Not Funny”. Truly heartbroken over news of his passing.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Viva la pedelucion
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I’ll bring crisps.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Honestly same
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Met (C) 🏆 @afcmet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Full time analysis
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man says ah that 's a shame in front of a bookshelf
ALT: a man says ah that 's a shame in front of a bookshelf
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 18/11/2025
You'd have to have a heart of stone not to love that for Kieran Tierney ❤️
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Same lol
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I might go back to target for the first time in years just to yell GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME at this nonsense.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@bryancurtis.bsky.social in case no one else called you up on this yet your chat about “exacerbated“ left out one of the best jokes from the iconic opening pub scene of Shaun Of The Dead. And with Glen Powell’s new Edgar Wright film coming out this weekend it seemed like an oversight!
youtu.be
Shaun Of The Dead - opening pub scene
YouTube video by Aaaand Action!
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
No words.
Tens of thousands killed in two days in Sudan city, analysts believe. 

Sky News is not able to independently verify the claims, but stains and shapes resembling blood and corpses can be seen from space in satellite images.


Yousra Elbagir
Africa correspondent @YousraElbagir
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Lol
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ok
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
😂
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Thanks @tim-stillman.bsky.social & @jamiespangher.bsky.social for answering my question in today’s pod! Of course Mariona also played in both finals and I meant it as players who played in the CL final and Women’s Euro final. Quite a lot of high intensity, high profile football without much break.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I think Sam Mayer is a Cup Series winning caliber NASCAR driver but he’s gonna be the next Casey Atwood/ Reed Sorensen if he doesn’t get his shit together.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
How much has double Euro fatigue played in the slow start for Arsenal? Five crucial players played all the way to both finals and with extracurricular commitments running right through preseason it really feels like the team fell behind on season preparations. To me they’ve looked physically behind.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Fuck William Byron forever not even gonna watch phoenix.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
More than I’d like to be
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I say that into the mirror every day
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Timber is def better than Eze Martinelli and Raya but I’ll hear arguments on the rest
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Is Jurrien Timber the best footballer in the world?
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I fucking hate Joe Brady
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
That can’t be right. That would make me 43 years old and… oh. Oh no.
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fuck that duck for real yo
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Teague Dwyer @teaguedwyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Apizza
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