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@tcopain.bsky.social
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tcopain on the picture and bad bird app. Attorney, notorious jerk. Face and voice for print. Have YOU ever seen someone say goodbye to a shoe?

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 11h
When a college football head coach stays at a school despite very clearly wanting another job
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 15h
people saying “I hope it’s Brewers/Rays, that’ll ruin Manfred’s argument” really underestimate MLB’s ability to outright say whatever bullshit they want if it suits their argument
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Stacey Gotsulias 🧿 (Call me Stace) @stacegotsbaseball.com · 22h
Actually, the best time to fire him was in 2022 and then in 2024 after Game 1 of the World Series.
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You really want to piss off the Animaniacs? They’ve got bologna in their slacks for Christ sakes
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
somehow i just know this will make hbomax significantly worse instead of making paramount significantly better
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Matt Campbell the right coach? Can he work here? We'll honestly probably never know because the next 2-3 years now will likely be him rebuilding everything behind the scenes while the roster gets humiliated on the field, and by the time it's fixed, he's probably fired for that.
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It basically exposed the entire university apparatus as 12 rich old-man loving cheapskates in a coat, and as a result now we're stuck with a good chunk of the athletic programs middling, the basketball team as irrelevant as ever, and our own Billy Napier. Fun times.
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The wars of the future will not be on a battlefield or at sea; They will be fought in a mid-tier Monster Energy Big XII matchup about who is the college football team of space.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there is a reason why my stance on playing pitt for years was “i want to play them because penn state would win but i am fine not doing it because of how mad this makes people”
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
respectfully tapping the “talk to your boys, not me” sign again, with rapidly decreasing levels of respect
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always what you want to hear six periods and change into the season
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devils Advocate, your Everest is amazing.
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Said it a while ago: fair or not, Bohm is a lot of ways the encapsulation and the poster boy for how fun this era was and a curse for what could have been
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Igor actually said “fuck it, I’ll do it myself”
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Especially when everything told you he profiled as “Taller Ben Revere”. I like Ben Revere; he had a good career and guys who can run and defend will always have jobs in this sport. But he was never going to be a top of the lineup guy and to expect otherwise is just bizarre
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beloved local clown Pennywise will be out for the kiddos.
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again people get screwed because his imaginary Nassau County couple have more political clout than he does
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
If you ever wanna know why women ain't trying to hear "Not all men," those 7 men who did it weren't the only men in the group chat. Absolutely wild that not one dude in that group chat was like "What the fuck are y'all doing"
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Gotta nip it in the bud somehow because as a, IG post I saw said (I'm paraphrasing), "Ruin the life of young rapists so they don't become old rapists in position of power"
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is supposed to be fun and championships are not end all be all, but realizing every team you love regardless of sport has the same ceiling of “exactly 3rd best team and not a spot higher” and constantly having to rationalize that is the only accomplishment for you gets incredibly old
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the five wins were then immediately followed by two gut-wrenching losses, two bludgeoning at the hands of the Lightning and one World Series I’d rather pretend never happened.
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone should read this but I realized why last night got me so upset, and it’s coming to grips with the fact every team I root for is Penn State football. It’s my teams going to 21 conference finals/LCS/final fours in the last 15 years and going 5-16. Losing in the exact same spot every time
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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Go Birds
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And maybe if Middleton cared more about the roster than he did about trying to make a lockout fund for himself by slapping an ad on every single open space in the park, MAYBE this wouldn’t be happening
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LAURA
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Charles Boyle Gasp Reaction B99
ALT: Charles Boyle Gasp Reaction B99
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt Campbell being handed a gift of a Year 1 schedule and still going like 8-4 would very much be an us thing, wouldn’t it
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First post I've seen about Choosin' Texas that actually seems to get the lyrics
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s Drew Allar-ing out there. No QB should EVER Drew Allar out there
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks like a Boise and everyone else year for the G6 bid
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A thorough ass kicking that included Bergeron scoring one of the most nonchalant goals I’ve ever seen. He literally looked bored scoring it
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Besides being in my top five Tim Thompson opens of all time, it’s still one of the most dominant performances I’ve ever seen by a team in a series
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
superintendent chalmers pointing at the door asking good lord what is happening in there, but the doorframe is taken up by elizabeth holme’s face
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t have to tell Barry this but the Patrick Division is very NFC East-y in that you could pick two teams at random and odds are there’s at least one epic playoff series where just bringing it up evokes seething rage. Take a wild guess which two teams have inexplicably never met in the playoffs
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Rick Tocchet's Glasses @zutart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This may be the best horror movie of our lifetime
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Penn State losing to Iowa in 2008. Because that team would’ve played for a national title that year had they won.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/09/2026
That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It gets better. You kind of have to get through the first season
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
KC bullshit is back, baby
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course 💕💕
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Sending strength and love. ❤️ please let me know if you need anything
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh my god are you okay?
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unless you live in Bucks County it’s hard to understand how much this fucking guy is everywhere because despite being a weasel he’s successfully branded himself as a centrist bipartisan unicorn
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WE ARE SO BACK
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
blatantly stealing a stat posted by ESPN elsewhere: Teams are now 1,046-2 over the last 20 seasons when leading with the ball in the final 10 seconds of regulation. the losses —NC State today —Michigan in the "trouble with the snap" game
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Freedom Planning” is absolutely the name of a MAGA tax outfit that has committed fraud
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