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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Honestly forgot Brendan Gallagher was a Canuck until

Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The wars of the future will not be on a battlefield or at sea; They will be fought in a mid-tier Monster Energy Big XII matchup about who is the college football team of space.

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fork found in kitchen

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Have you ever tried this one?

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Between that absolute thud of a USMNT loss and this being the weather for the next week, the last few days of that FIFA fan fest in Philly is going to have all the juice of a regional pharma sales convention

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Tell me you’ve never seen a Roland Emmerich film despite somehow being in one

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The Matt Vierling-Weston Wilson Bowl

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I’m ready for February

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I say this as someone who has grown to like Dallas as a really cool city (yes I know come at me). 1. Who the hell is THIRSTING FOR HOAs? 2. Who’s going to Chipotle in TEXAS?!? Go to a taqueria or at least, a Taco Cabana. Or a Taco Bueno if that floats the boat

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Did I donate the final score of this year’s Pinstripe Bowl? Yes I did. Was this because of the RED-HOT Penn State-Clemson rivalry or because it was incredibly funny the husk of the roster with an interim coach beat down a Dabo team actively trying to win? That’s for me to know and you to find out.

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

My MSG blacklist file just from the last two Ranger seasons alone

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Let’s do that hockey

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

That wording will lead me to believe it’s probably going to be a few weeks and an IR/LTIR trip for Rantanen

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Thank you for all the birthday wishes!

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

DEEP IN THE HEART OF FINLAND

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Some things are universal

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Found this in a box looking for my college diploma lol

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

You don’t know how much I need a 11:45 pm eastern or later playoff kick in Honolulu

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

A day. He couldn’t even go a day after ICE murdered someone to go “But Mr. President, THE EGGS, SIR”

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

And by usual suspects I sadly also mean the higher ups at the DOJ are also bending over backwards for this guy

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Finally got to do one of these, had to shill for Homefield

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Well I just had my quarterly to yearly existential crisis about my hockey team, and why I kind of need them to do something to make me believe in them again

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Got really mad I forgot Josef Balej and Thomas Pock

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

And of course the IYKYK Ranger sicko version

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

J-ROLL WALL OF FAME NIGHT

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I’ll even take this

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

When you finally decide to use social media

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

They traded one of the best goal scorers in franchise history at his lowest value for about the 30th fourth liner in the prospect pool. How do you fucking spin this?

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

We’re going to find out it’s a shattered foot, isn’t it?

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I really need to know what thoughts go through Jim Rutherford’s head before he says some of this shit

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Sometimes the internet is a sad place and sometimes one of those Jesus LLC ads shows up on the best possible @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social reddit post

A screenshot of Montoya's girlfriend having relations with another man with the caption "Oh no, disaster! what a bad idea!" in Spanish. Below the post is a promoted post from the Jesus LLC saying "is our pursuit of greatness leaving us dissatisfied?"

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Thanksgiving manicotti and shells

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Is a ice cream Chicago Dog a sandwich though

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Let’s see what happens

Text that says get to know my music taste for every like I will post one song I love.

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Everything needs a graphic, Exhibit A

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Listen I enjoy the downfall of the Cowboys as much as the next person but I have to hand it to Jerry. "Where's the moon" is an undisputedly funny line.

A screenshot of a tweet with the following text:

A frustrated Jerry Jones had some comments about the sun impacting play at AT&T Stadium: “By the way, we know where the sun is going to be when we decide to flip the coin or not. We do know where the damn sun is going to be in our own stadium.”

Why not put up curtains over the windows?

Jerry: “Well let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one? Are you kidding me?

“Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues.

“I’m saying, the world knows where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance. Someone asked me about the sun. What about the sun? Where’s the moon?”

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

I’d have to say this wasn’t a bad 36th birthday present

User tcopain at the Rangers-Islanders Stadium Series game. His mask is off for the picture and he is wearing a blue Rangers toque

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

Merry Christmas to you from our family as well, where we had to do a photo shoot with the ziti last night

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Tom @tcopain.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

You’ve waited long enough. The Christmas Eve ziti

A picture of baked ziti with tomato sauce and fresh mozzarella on top

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