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Taz Walker

@tazw7777.bsky.social
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Good natured stoic. Caring for others will never go out of fashion. Fighting despotism with all peaceful means at our disposal. Avatar shamelessly cropped from the amazing @beetlemoses.bsky.social.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We could hear them all crying from inside. Sad.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s all happening
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit wave away the sexual assault charges against DeShaun Watson — even saying “winning is the best deodorant” — was pretty jarring, especially this week.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I missed this in the Constitution.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the guy who Substack's founders fell in love with, did podcasts with, and otherwise promoted. I knew those guys some after launching my newsletter, and we chatted sometimes, so I asked them why in the hell they'd do that. They said, basically, all opinions matter. That's when I bailed.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 01/10/2026
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE NOT RAHM EMMANUEL ON MSNOW AGAIN STOP PROMOTING THIS HORRIBLE HUMAN.
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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Highly-endangered Hawksbill Turtle hatchlings emerging from the sand and marching to begin their life in the unimaginably vast ocean. One of the most amazing experiences of my life. As a volunteer, we do not divulge their whereabouts. My heart is melted. #herps #love #marinelife #nokings #turtle
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just blocked a dozen people who thought a @brentterhune.bsky.social routine was sincere. I’m sorry, but we’ve got places to go this fall and I can’t let us get slowed down by people who haven’t passed Satire 101. They had to be purged for the sake of the herd.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One picture is worth a million words.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The horror!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m hopeful we got to this boy just in time today. Always find it amazing that people hit dogs and keep driving. He was frozen in fear and badly injured but he is safe with us now 🤞
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This is horseshit. If you fear protests will lead to martial law then you already live under martial law — and you’re the one who declared it. Plus, it *won’t* lead to a declaration of martial law and the fear misconstrues the nature of the threats we face.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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PillarsOfSalt @pillarsofsalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Desman Stephens II should be suspended for the season, minimum. #GoDucks
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Rock and Roll Garage @rockandrollgarage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Take our Black Sabbath quiz later! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeZD...
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Black Sabbath Quiz: 20 questions about the Heavy Metal band
YouTube video by Rock and Roll Garage
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Little J, you're not supposed to be arguing with your elders in the Temple. J: I am smarter than them and you know it. Some words between adolescent Jesus & his parents as imagined by Simone Martini in 1342.
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Bruno BlueSky Starzz @getsit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Desman Stevens is still smiling about it and congratulating himself and slapping hands with teammates five minutes later. While Dante Moore is still laid out on the field.
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Taz Walker @tazw7777.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Marcus Aurelius also hated getting out of bed. Meditations 5.1 — written by a man running an empire who still had to talk himself into standing up. Read it out loud tomorrow morning if you like, and tell me how it lands. #stoicism #marcusaurelius #meditationsbook #dailystoic #philosophy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚖️ 7kg or 15.5 lbs lost in 9 weeks 🐕 She is back walking and moving with freedom 🫀Her organs and health are improving. It’s been a mixture of thyroid meds, diet and exercise. Bella’s whole outlook on life has changed. I think you’ll agree she looks terrific ❤️
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New contracts for Canadian suppliers. Good jobs for Canadian workers. Paycheques staying in Canadian communities. For the first time in four decades, VIA Rail passenger cars will be built in Canada.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Oxford Comma is non-optional, and if you do not agree, you're just wrong.
Some examples of why the Oxford comma is
generally a good idea: 

"Among those interviewed were Merle Haggard's two ex-wives, Kris
Kristofferson and Robert Duvall."

"This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God."

"Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour include encounters with
Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."


Please don't let the Oxford comma die. If you
were apathetic about it before, I think this will
help you understand why it is necessary.

On the other hand, these sentences are pure
gold.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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TheValuesVoter @thevaluesvoter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s the bottom line: When you vote for any Republican for Congress, you increase the odds that they will win. Which increases the odds that their party will hold the majority. And when that happens, any hope that Congress will stand up to Trump about anything he does, ever, is gone. They won’t.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please do make New Yorkers choose between this and Zohran Mamdani, I think it's a pretty easy call for anyone who isn't insane
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I found her like this she could no longer move. She had 1000s of fleas on her and her life was about to end. Just look at her now. She has everything a dog could ever want! Beautiful little Skye
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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The 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OTD 23 September 1977, David Bowie released the single Heroes, from his 12th studio album of the same name. It is considered one of the greatest songs of all time and remains one of his most covered songs. At the time, it only reached No 24 in the UK singles chart! 🙏 #BowieForever
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d be surprised if any dog lover disagrees?
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#AGoodPlace
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Monica Morrill @mmorrillart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sunrise Symphony 36x48 acrylic on canvas Available at Koyman Galleries in Ottawa, Ontario
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly, does LeBron really need to pad his bank account by encouraging people to bet their kids‘ lunch money? It seems predatory, and of course a lot of other rich sports figures do it too.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump’s obsession with these vulgar memorials to his own vanity is a reminder of the darkness around him, of his hostility to democracy, his loathing of honor, and his disordered mind. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Trump’s Monumental Obsession
The president fantasizes about a capital city full of memorials—to himself.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Agree Mr. Daniels,Chump's 💯 The Worst of Us......
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Shane Lear @shanelear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump cleanse and a reminder to rescue a dog if you can. It will change your life for the better!
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 17/09/2026
Today, I went to the grocery store and purchased $20 worth of vegetables. I now have a $20 trade deficit with the grocery store. They clearly ripped me off. I will now cut off all trade with the grocery store and let my family starve in order to Make My Household Great Again.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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