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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we're proud to report that gundam is finally about nothing, just the way you've always wanted it
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count wendula @wendyleftmealone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
picture this, i'm a bag of (meep)
Cover artwork spoofing "The Mountain Will Fall" by DJ Shadow (original by Paul Insect), referencing Coyote vs. Acme, and the use of "Nobody Speak" (feat. Run the Jewels) in the movie. Black silhouette of Wile E. Coyote pushing a bomb up a mountain, with the Road Runner watching. Blue + Green gradients in the background, with black splatters in the background, and Blue + Green gradients over the bomb.

Copy reads: Wile E. Coyote -- The Runner Will Fall
Fonts used: AdGothic + Helvetica Neue (Roman)
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ConeCvltist @conecvltist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I see a red light in June And I hear crying #persona #p3
Chidori Yoshino sitting in a field of white lilies. The petals of a lily fly in front of her face, obscuring her visage.
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If i may offer a suggestion, a Black Lotus proxy with Satmon trying to sell you one for a ludicrous price. And for the other one a chaos orb because i think you'd do a killer job with that big face
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The humble 2/2 zombie token
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iranian Hacker #1: okay did you launch the attack on bluesky Iranian Hacker #2 (putting the finishing touches on a Swan Boy Character Political Alignment Grid): almost
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Journeyman Torturer Reaction Video @tabloidsores.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Patrick McGoohan: I will not be indexed, questioned, held, briefed, debriefed, numbered, cataloged, or codified! I am a man! Village Drake (number two): A number's who I am / Back in MI6 used to execute the plan
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can just picture him mind-broadcasting the chess scene from Ixalan's story, reframed as chad Jace bests virgin Liliana. Meanwhile Vraska's in the corner dying of cringe all over again
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not a fan of this type of video, but it does paint Jace as the kind of guy who lets power get to his head. I mean of course he'd post fancams and sigma phonk edits of himself as he tries to mask the massive amounts of insecurity he has
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🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So jealous of everyone who finds someone to match their freak. Like who tf is gonna cry while playing arcade beat-em-ups with me?? Life ain't fair. Like and repost if you want me to put evil hexes on you.
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
11 yo me listing why i prefer pokemon white over soulsilver
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iby @burgeroise.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
unlike other mech series, this one focusses on ez8 vs gouf 4k upscale 60fps interpolated
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ah, going for the obnoxious technique of slurping the spaghetto like it's ramen. How fitting. My rage cannot be contained in one language and mi auguro vivamente che la sua assicurazione copra una terza visita in ospedale perché sto accendendo i motori in questo stesso momento.
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Noel. Noel buddy. What do you mean by that. What do you mean you have a "philosophy on eating spaghetti"? Noel. Think about Rona. Think about poor, poor Rona. You wouldn't want to break her heart by eating spaghetti with a spoon, would you, Noel?
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Santa Ragione @santaragione.com · 19/07/2026
Saturnalia is 90% off for the first time on Steam. If you were ever curious about this multi-character non-linear narrative horror game, or if you think your friends should check it out, now is the time. store.steampowered.com/app/916350/S...
Saturnalia's sale on steam, 90% off
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Mah
3-letter word: Mah
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
At this point the only logical reason Noel acts like this is either brain damage from the surgery, or he's really into etymology
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Liizzy._. @literallyaubergine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Six foot seven the tung tung man Also Deltarune chapter 5 is peak
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🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have only ever said things which are real.
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Unfun development: yt homepage offered me a rant video and this has stopped being fun. Fandom is a pressure cooker, and brother? I got blown up
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is what im talking about!!
The mythology and metaphysics od Deltarune, or "what's up with that gaster fella?"
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Dt ch5 is about to drop, and as the unofficial Apostle Thomas of wdgasster i am looking forward to more deranged theroies cooked up by 15 ywar olds and college dropouts on yt cuz i need laughs
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"Oh, wow, [THING] in [CURRENT YEAR] wasn't in my bingo card" well its not my problem u suck at gambling
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Phone gave me problems watching the stream, but i managed to catch the sun fight. The nightmares will be extra powerful tonight im afraid
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The comic somehow keeps reaching new heights. Thank you Noel :)
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The Roxy Horror Picture Show @squigglydot.itch.io · 20/05/2026
Hey, chat! So... I've turned in my trial script for the job I applied to. While I wait to hear feedback on that (which could take a month)... I'm still unemployed! I could use some help affording food and getting by! Anything would help, thank you! ko-fi.com/squigglydot
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Support Roxy S.
Support Roxy S.
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🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Asked to leave the function for inquiring "Who is the Char Aznable of The Amazing Digital Circus?"
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Talha Kaya @taloketo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Mashina has a Free Demo available on Playstation NOW! With the full game is coming out on May 28th! Check out our relaxing stop-motion digging adventure. Shares are appreciated.
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Jon Bois: "We don't know where he came from. We don't know where he went. No one seemed to ever know his name. But *everyone* knows what he did, one day in Luca." (this image appears on a graph in google earth)
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 27/04/2026
Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So, uhh, defend and enthrone God?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 17/04/2026
the reason the games are live service in the first place is so that corporations can profit off ongoing, often extremely unethical monetisation on a captive audience. but the second that fails to make infinite money suddenly its like ohhhhhh its just so hard to preserve. budget and everything yknow
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
So does Noel wear the Brian Griffin shirt because he secretly likes it, or is it shame that drives him to use it as a pajama, away from the stern looks of others?
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Sasha @n13e86.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A short update: - I think this should be described as "emergency sale" - this will continue for about a month more, until the middle of May (most likely) - if you want to rid me of something particularly huge, you may bargain for (further) discount. - otherwise, you are very welcome no matter what
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Smiling and nodding until I see the P5R spot and starting to screech and writhe like walter white in that gif
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/03/2026
thank god i found it again
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sweet zee @zoctopode.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
#killsixbilliondemons
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Mom said it's my turn on the xbox"
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Was kind of surprised to find out there are fujos for Games Workshop's Black Library titles. Makes sense though, after all it is BL
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Me and my friend group are stoked to see you there. Magic folks in Italy love your videos <3
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Warlockracy @warlockracy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Today, Bobruisk RPG Lab plays Obsidian's sensational Pillars of Eternity. I can’t believe it’s been 11 years. God damn Video link: youtu.be/DZo2xmc7p2A?...
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The quoted post is gonna be fun and games until the discover tab gets a hold of it, i'm afraid
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
His helmet looks like a big bug. Or kamen rider idk
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Pigminted @pigminted.com · 06/03/2026
One of my first designs for my "Level Print" ideas #Nintendo #Samus
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Donato @donatoarts.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Art for Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords. The final image which appeared as the cover to the game was heavily modified by the marketing department, reiterating why I do not make paintings for 'reproduction'. 24" x 36" Oil on Panel 2004
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Kamonabe (SKETCH comms OPEN 1/5) @kamonabepasta.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Kaneko did a collab with pokemon during the early 2000s!!! source : trust me bro
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tauranoro.bsky.social @tauranoro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Pleas enlighten me
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