🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not enough Deadlock players are being torn apart by wild animals, frankly. 000
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People who say "every match is winnable :)" have been too far removed from shitlow elo hell. Some people are just actual demons from hell sent to drag everybody down with them—usually there's three per team. 000
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The secret to making a good character is to have them do something cool, but also be kind of a huge Loser. 110
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In the lab, cooking up boy-girl x boy-girl x girl-boy yuri, with elfs. 053
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026T-Boys should dress like Soma Cruz, and T-Girls should dress like Misa Amane. This is the Only Way. 110
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Love reading my writing to my family and they stare back at me like, "Oh, right, you actually ARE intelligent, and not just weird." 001
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ranni is the greatest From Software character of all time and it's not even close. 000
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Congratulations to OpenAI and GPT-5 for generating the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake! Looks shit! 111
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026DO I STILL NEED TO VERIFY MY AGE ON DISCORD IF MY ACCOUNT IS OLD ENOUGH TO START MIDDLE SCHOOL???? 100
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026While I would certainly love for people to enjoy my stories, the REAL reason I write is the far-cast hope that people will like my characters enough to draw their butts. 021
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Deadlock is such an incredible game, but it's an absolute tragedy that such a deep, intricate, and complex experience should release in an era where the majority of people are objectively and observably stupider than they once were. 000
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My friends are on my second monitor. They talk when I want them to, and stop when I push pause. The moon talks to me, too, and I wish my space bar could shut her up. 020
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Has anyone ever noticed that the vampire girl from Hotel Transylvania is kind of a cute and pretty girl, before?! I think her name is Marvin??? 000
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026UNFORTUNATELY the "real world" runs on "Blitzball Math," where sometimes 20 minus 22 is 7, actually, and throwing up in the McDonald's PlayPlace is "inappropriate" in your 30s!!!! 030
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A lot of writers like to signal that their villains are evil by having them do unspeakable things, but it's far more effectively, actually, to just have them do lots of microaggressions. ONLY DO THIS IF THEIR DEATH IS ASSURED, AND GRUESOME!!!! 011
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just like how technology can be so advanced that it appears as magic to nascent minds, so too can one be so woke they appear to be a chud. 001
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Saw one of them lil fuckers from the "Splatoon" game running around in an alleyway, once. 010
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The should invent "The Big Cheerio," which is like normal Cheerios, but much larger, and requiring BOTH HANDS to eat. 152
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026People online will "make a doc" when they should be "on the clock!" #ResponsibleBoss #FranchiseOwnersAgainstCancelCulture #LetHRHandleItBuster 030
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I will be handing out SIGNIFICANT ATTACK DAMAGE BUFFS!!! but ONLY to transgender individuals!!! 040
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My cozy romantasy book has a whole lot of Mortal Kombat Fatalities in it. Lots of spines getting ripped out. Well, two spines getting ripped out, but that's more than most cozy romantasy books, you should know. 030
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Megaman Battle Network predicted an internet that would be actively hostile to use, only they posited it would viruses, not Redditors, at the root of this hostility. 030
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Hi, Youtube here. I NEED to eat 89% of your CPU real quick. It is very important that I eat 89% of your CPU, just real quick. 1178
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My boyfriend won't stop making Mario sounds during sex. Not even normal ones, either. That bob-omb noise, or the weird ones paratroopa makes in Mario Tennis for the Nintendo 64. 163
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026People use the word "Worldbuilding" to describe the (FOOLISH) act of describing where their elves live, and NOT the (COOL AND SEXY) act of debating the morality to including vulcanized rubber in their fantasy setting, cuz they thought it would neat if their fantasy character had a slingshot. 121
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Pioneering the subgenre of "Extremely Uncomfortable Cozy Fantasy." 010
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Denied the queer housing I applied for because apparently—and this is news to me!—"Doom 3 Shotgun" is NOT a valid sexual identity!!! 020
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026People are mad at the new Halo remake for including A Woman Who Is Sort Of Rude, when the original Halo was 6 hours of a sassy purple lady bossing Master Chief around like he was an incontinent labradoodle in a warehouse filled with white rugs. 031
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Secretly feeding my dog chocolates because I believe he is stronger than other dogs. So far, he has gained the power of Levitation. DO NOT DO THIS, because ONLY MY DOG IS STRONG ENOUGH!!! 0104
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is the THIRD TIME the speedrun.com staff has DENIED my "ED GEIN%" category for MINECRAFT!!!! 010
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It has been 3 YEARS since the full release of Baldur's Gate 3, and NEARLY 6 YEARS since it entered Early Access, and yet it STILL hasn't become NORMALIZED for games to let you look at ELF DICK whenever you feel like it!!!! 010
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Playing Gears of War in my 30s is way better than it was in my teens, because I am constantly thinking about Marcus and Baird kissing each other, angrily. 010
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Proving I am a Good Straight Man to all my male friends by loudly declaring all the women I find unattractive. 010
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Going to spend the day mad at FernGully for doing what it did to me while my frontal lobe was forming. 010
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My son showed me the Oneyplays Drama video he worked really hard on, so I killed him with poisons and sharp things. 0132
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Has anyone ever tried this "jacking off" thing??? Looking for concrete data. 042
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Setting my puffy blowhog loose on her distant spring. About to let the burrowing snagret turn the forest navel into the impact site. Bulborb. 011
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Channeling the spirit of pathetic 30+yo manga women, but not to become desirable for perverts. I do this to make my depression worse, actually. 054
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026So jealous of everyone who finds someone to match their freak. Like who tf is gonna cry while playing arcade beat-em-ups with me?? Life ain't fair. Like and repost if you want me to put evil hexes on you. 143
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If you really think about, cute girls are kinda a lot like Pokemon, really. 03211
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If you look like Mina Ha Deadlock please come to my house and kill me with your teeth. 041
🐕 @stoopitdog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Just turned 53, AND saw a vagina for the first time, on the same day. Weird! 031
