pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Yeah this was a jacket I bought. Like, I’ll be good with just the one jacket fellas 120 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 04/02/2025ME: (buys single item from a company) COMPANY: (later that day) Hey check this out & buy it ME: No, company, I bought the one item I desired COMPANY: (outside my house, trying to push the window open) Hey guy, did you buy that other thing yet? (struggling to fit thru gap in window) 1483 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 26/01/2025A decision was made here and instantly regretted 0312 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Just found out these two were married at one point. They both love being on television. Their dinner conversation was probably like “so honey, were you in any television today?” 1380 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Folks, you can’t go wrong with peanuts, that classic legume 1220 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 11/01/2025It’s just bread that’s got sugar on it, you fry it and put maple syrup on it, like pancakes. It’s incredible tbh 020 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 11/01/2025“Honey how many French toast sticks do we need?” “I don’t know, like 90-105 I’d say? Actually you know what, just to be safe grab another 3.5 pounds” 2552 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I know, just used and abused the entire show, glad we got the movie to close out his story, gonna rewatch that next! 110 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Just finished another rewatch of Breaking Bad and this gets me every time 1170 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 25/12/2024[Christmas morning] CEO OF BIC: What did Santa Claus bring you kids? KID 1: Razors! KID 2: Ballpoint pens! KID 3: A lighter! 2263 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Whoever named the woodpecker: great job, no notes 0284 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 21/12/2024There was a band, not sure if they’re still around, called Mellowdrone and they did a wild take on this song just titled Fall on Your Knees 030 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Hey pal, you wanna take this outside? *me & the guy from the bar scoop the bug up on a napkin and set it down gently on the grass in front* 429957 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I work in customer service and this is me every December holiday period media0.giphy.com/media/GrUhLU...giphy.comAging Matt Damon GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYDiscover & share this Aging Matt Damon GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. 080 0
Reposted by pat tobinSam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Ask your doctor if the human condition is right for you 825573 0
Reposted by pat tobinSam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 31/10/2024CELLMATE: “What are you in for?” ME: “Hopefully a great time.” 0173 0
Reposted by pat tobinSam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs. 0323 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you 1371 0
Reposted by pat tobinElizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect. 417176055912 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/11/2024*beetle opens front door for bug party guests* BEETLE: Hey guys come on in! Could everyone please take off their shoes? CENTIPEDE: Shit 1375 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Not a bad way to go if you’re in a final destination movie 0639 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 07/11/2024"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon 918038 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Reminder of one of the darkest moments in history 17212 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 07/11/2024YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u 4638133 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 07/11/2024My wife used to work for this super old dude and one day he had an X-Files hat on at the office. She says to him “You like the X-Files too?” And he goes “what’s the X-Files?” And she says “your hat” and he says “oh I found this on the beach” 2191 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 13/12/2023This shot from The Last of Us is still the funniest thing to happen this year. 1253 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 30/10/2023I was taking some nice pics of one of my cats, and then my other cat who’s always up my butt became aware that I was nearby 0130 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 15/10/2023If you’re looking for some good horror movies to watch this month: boxd.it/8TZde 031 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Good morning to the keyboard player in Eddie Money’s “Take Me Home Tonight” who just repeatedly taps the same key thru the chorus, and only to the keyboard player in Eddie Money’s “Take Me Home Tonight” who just repeatedly taps the same key thru the chorus 070 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 21/08/2023I don’t know who made this but I think about it a lot 0425 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 14/08/2023I cannot escape the 45 year old man who spends millions to look 43. I don’t want to see him anymore but he is everywhere. Oh no the doorbell, it’s him he’s here 2493 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 06/08/2023I just rewatched the HBO series Carnivále and once again, I am sad and angry it was canceled after only 2 seasons on a cliffhanger! Beautiful, weird show with an incredible cast and music score. 0131 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 31/07/2023I grew up watching Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure pretty much daily. Paul Reubens was a comedic giant. RIPeeWee 090 0
Reposted by pat tobinleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 16/07/2023Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses and a large Sprite 113528 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Happy Friday, we need a comprehensive essay about why the t-shirts Norm wears in Dirty Work are so damn long 070 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Imagine falling down these stairs to your death 2243792 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 30/06/2023Found something new to say when I’m shocked/surprised 04814 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/06/2023I found some old sketch books from when I was like 12 and I’m sorry but nobody has ever made cooler drawings 0120 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 07/06/2023Sometimes me and my coworker will go back and forth in MS Teams using only the suggested replies and see how long we can go 0131 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/05/2023Maybe I need to revisit! I listen to the JA albums more often 110 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/05/2023I think it’s just the last 2 tracks don’t quite hit for me like the first 4 but it is solid, would’ve been cool to see more in the Drama style as a follow up instead of the super 80s-ified 90125, though I do enjoy a few songs from that 110 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/05/2023I do kinda like some of Drama yes, not as much as Jon Anderson stuff. Even the 97 album “Open Your Eyes” has some gems despite not being as proggy, Jon Anderson GOAT 110 0
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social · 23/05/2023I love Yes, mostly their 70s output. I hadn’t really ventured into newer stuff bc I prefer albums with Jon Anderson on vocals but I recently got this album from 2018 and I dig it! It sounds like it could be from 1974. 130 0
