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tank_effing_johnson

@tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social
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Hi, I am a fat, Midwestern woman in my 30's who likes weird cross stitch and my dogs. This is the same me that is the me on IG. I pinky swear. ko-fi.com/tankeffingjohnson <--- patterns

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🌈 KittyFantastico (Kit) 🏳️‍🌈 @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
During July in celebration of Disability Pride and the This Body Works - donate anything to a disability charity of your choice and I'll send you 11 different cross stitch designs featuring the amazing artwork of @stitchsindesign.bsky.social and quotes/titles from the scripts.
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Heretic Designs @hereticdesigns.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
🎉 IT'S HERE!! Behold the Antifa Tea Social and Ladies Aid Society! 👉 Get this cross stitch pattern in my Etsy and Patreon shops. Link to both shops in bio!
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
As far as god and the government is concerned I don't have autism. But genetics and my dad's coffee can full of ball bearings might have something else to say about it.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
As a millenial who does cross stitch my hot (cold) take is needleminders are the new enamel pins.
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guttertongue @guttertongue.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I want to cross stitch something. I am becoming Grandma. The millennials yearn for fiber crafts.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
USPS lied to me and my 123stitch order came 2 days sooner than I thought it would, but I still don't want to start until Saturday uuuugggggggggghhhhhhh
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a stuffed penguin wearing a pink hat and skis is sitting on a chair .
Alt: a penguin wearing a pink towel wrap sitting and scowling
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I wasn't paying attention and got a pattern from someone who uses AI (to be clear it's in their promo pictures and not their patterns, but...). It was a free pattern, so at least there's that. But I really liked their stuff and now I'm just frustrated and don't want to share my work.
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Inger’s Crafts @ingerscrafts.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Finished @karenhallionart No Kings cross stitch pattern. This was such a fun stitch, and now I am trying to figure out what I want to incorporate it into. #crossstitch #nokings #craftivism
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Do people still need test stitchers for cross stitch patterns? I saw a call on IG for some today and it's the first one I've seen in a long time. Did it just fall out of fashion? Why?
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I wish I had a labor exchange for my cross stitch hobby. I would one hundo percent prep someone's aida for their next project if they would wind my bobbins.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Cross stitch is a subset of embroidery. Referring to cross stitch as embroidery is not wrong. And if you say it is you're just being kind of uncharitably critical.
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Amanda DeLong | BAD Stitch @badstitch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Trans Day of Visibility Campaign for @translifeline.org! Donate $5+ and I will send you this Phoenix & feather design. My previous campaign patterns are also available as a big bundle or individually if you missed them tilt.fyi/nR9uGYuA5Z #CrossStitch #Craftivism #transdayofvisbility #phoenix
Two cross stitch projects in the same theme and palettes are displayed.  An open-winged phoenix in trans pride colors and a feather bookmark that looks to be on fire in trans pride colors.  Trans Lifeline logo. Transgender Day of Visibility. Donate $5+ to this campaign before 4/2 to get these patterns.A collage of 3 cross stitch patterns themed in trans pride colors.  A caterpillar transforming into a butterfly, a cuttlefish, and a moth with celestial elements.  Trans Lifeline logo. Transgender Day of Visibility.  Previous patterns are available during this campaign.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
New pattern up in my kofi shop. This was for a piece that I contributed to a local art show back in February and now you can have one, too! #fiberart #crossstitch #embroidery
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Submit Recreationally - Tank Johnson's Ko-fi Shop
-Digital (.pdf) copy of a cross stitch pattern depicting the text "I only submit recreationally, I only lick boots for fun, And when I choose to suck ...
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🏳️‍⚧️ tabitha's world 🐀 @tabi.world · 25/03/2026
FUCK YOUU turns youu into a cross stitch pattern
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I just want to take some of these images and make them into usable patterns. But, you know, what would be the point?
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Maud @sphiinxes.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Why have a digital mockup of your finished cross stitch pattern on the Etsy listing when you can hire me as a test stitcher or test finisher
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I haven't posted my opinion on AI in a hot minute, but I got followed by an account using AI slop. If you use AI at all for any reason you are a chump and you are actively causing your brain to atrophy. I hope you enjoy not being able to figure out how your own kitchen is arranged without a chatbot.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Where is the best place to buy a DMC 310 cone (a.k.a. the cone of doom)? I want to finally get one, but I'm not sure where? I usually buy from 123stitch. Thought I'd outsource though and see if I get some better places. #crossstitch #embroidery #blackwork #stumpwork #sashiko #threadpainting
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Goon a movie: Eternal Goon of the Spotless Mind
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I'm going to be working on something for a show that is a pattern I wouldn't know how to share really? But I'll keep sharing and repost patterns that follow my values. I just won't have any patterns I made for a while.
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Lola @craftybtchdesigns.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
You are not Powerless craftybtchdesigns.etsy.com #crossstitch #xstitch #crossstitching #embroidery #handmade #crossstitcher #xstitching #xstitcher #fanart #art #crossstitchlove #stitching #cute #feminism
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sometimes.... ko-fi.com/s/69525d7bb2 #padmundpondhop #brennanleemulligan #criticalrole #wildemountwildings #bullywug I haven't watched critical role! Please forgive me fans of the show. It's not my fault Brennan is an eloquent speaker.
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A Better World - Tank Johnson's Ko-fi Shop
-Digital (.pdf) copy of a cross stitch pattern with backstitched text that says "sometimes explosive, decisive violence without leaving any opening fo...
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I just realized none of the patterns on my ko-fi have social media information or even the link back to my ko-fi on them. I mean, I'm not going to go back and "fix" them. But jeez what an oversight.
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🎀 samanthalanetextiles 🎀 @samanthatextiles.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Gender affirming care saves lives cross stitch pattern 🐰🏳️‍⚧️✨ Link to cross stitch pattern: samanthalanetextiles.etsy.com/listing/4396... Link to my gender affirming surgery GoFundMe: gofund.me/b5ef54067 #crossstitch #stitchsky #needlework #fiberarts #craftsky #trans #gofundme
A picture of a framed cross stitch artwork featuring a bunny, trans sparkles, and the text ‘gender affirming care saves lives’. There’s also crochet carnations in the colour of the trans flag in the image along the top and bottom.
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Usabi Eria || #1 Druddigon Enjoyer @usabieria.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Call me a catholic tailor the way I'm Cross Stitching
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Lol, sometimes I wonder if people think I'm a bot because of all the cross stitch related posts I love and my account is just cross stitch and my life is just cross stitch. Nope. I'm a real human.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Time to get my pattern finalized so I can upload it to ko-fi today. Upload day is usually a good day.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I have 14 days to decide if I want to enter an art show. I am mostly a cross stitch gremlin that holes up in my craft room. So, I know this is something I want to do, but rejection would be hard and participation would be harder.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Currently waiting for my washed piece to dry so I can iron it. But not patiently waiting.
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evelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 01/11/2025
I'm giving a talk in a couple weeks on how AI is basically ruining the cottage pattern industry for knitting + crochet + cross stitch etc. If you have any particularly egregious examples of AI generated patterns or example pictures, drop them!
An AI generated image of a grandma, ostensibly knitting (???) from a pile of blob, with a Darth Vader helmet (???). She is notably stabbing through her too many fingers with her needles.An AI generated image of a babushka with a giant sweater in no known to man stitch with a giant fake cat that is allegedly crocheted.
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🎀-Emma-🎀 @littledollgames.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It’s done! #crossstitch Pattern: ko-fi.com/s/f5ffc218da
A completed cross stitch reading “Zohran for New York City”
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Heretic Designs @hereticdesigns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
CURRENT CROSS STITCH KITS IN STOCK IN MY ETSY SHOP. These kits are in stock and ready to ship. I'm working on restocking others. See link in bio for link to my Etsy shop to get your kit before it sells out!
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Erika M. @rinkrebel.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
My latest #crossstitch is done!
A cross stitch that says “LET’S DESTROY ICE!” featuring a femme person with a magnifying glass melting a large cube of ice
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Heather 🖖🏻🖤🩶🤍💜📚📝🧙🏻‍♀️ @devonshea5.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I have the day off and should be cleaning my room. Instead, I stumbled across a cross-stitch pattern I really need to make. 🤷🏼‍♀️🪡🧵 #crossstitch #nokings www.threads.com/@tuskandcard...
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Lindsay Swearingen (@tuskandcardinal) on Threads
Sometimes when you want to stab something 1000 times, you just have to settle for fabric. I’m offering this cross stitch pattern for free; tap the l1nk in my b10 to find a free google doc. It’s barebo...
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I think it goes hard. Missing the first "but" is an accident. Changing to "trans" was on purpose. Pattern (even a version where I added the "but") available on my Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/9168119134 #crossstitch #embroidery #fiberart #furry
cross stitch depicting the text technology used to be cool now it's owned by the worst most money sick humans on the planet but there are trans furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight in green text meant to emulate old style pixelated computer screen font
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Well, I finished my meme stitch. I just have to fix the pattern and upload it to kofi. Just have to... fix the pattern... just have to... uuuuuggghhhhhh
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If you find yourself cringing saying AI "art", but don't know what else to say may I suggest AI slop. It also applies to everything else produced by AI. Slop.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
You're not an embarrassed millionaire. You're just embarrassing. ko-fi.com/s/fd938c3f8f, it's pwyw, which can mean free #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
cross stitch depicting a pyramid graphic done in pastel rainbow colors with pink and yellow flowers to either said and overlaid with the text "america is a pyramid scheme and you aren't at the top"
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TheAlmightyJessira @thealmightyjessira.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Have another Free Cross Stitch Pattern that I made for the #NoKings #Protests (though this one is much smaller) This one honestly feels like it's missing something... but I can't put my finger on it. Choosing to believe my brain is just being a perfectionist and making problems where there are none
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Saw the post I quoted was deleted, but I love that pattern so much here is a link to it: shitpostsampler.sellfy.store/p/weird-hill/
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Weird Hill
This is a listing for a .pdf of a cross-stitch pattern.&nbsp;76W x 52H1 color
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The thing about art featuring memes, popular culture, and current events done in a medium that takes ages to make is that there's no guarantee it'll still be funny/relevant when you finish. #thisisabout #crossstitch
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I'm so old I got excited for an entire day over saving a ton of money on my homeowners insurance.
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The only power a person/thing has is the power we give it. (ko-fi.com/s/d63c62681d, pwyw, which can mean free)
image of the text we used to kill kings for less than this with blood dripping below the text overlaid with a silver crown rendered as cross stitch embroidery on oatmeal aida cloth
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tank_effing_johnson @tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This is one of the first patterns I did when I started stitching again. It's from shitpost sampler and they are my biggest inspiration to this very day.
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Graham 🏳️‍🌈 - UKTM @uk-tank-markings.co.uk · 22/09/2025
Original pattern here: crossstitchquest.net/2021/08/14/f...
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Free The Revolution Will Not Be Televised Cross Stitch Pattern
Cross stitch pattern of the quote, “The revolution will not be televised.” from the spoken word song of the same name by Gil Scott Heron. This pattern is meant to be stitched on black a…
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Sesame Shibe @sesameshibe23.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
September is recovery month so I made a Narcan cross stitch pattern. You can get it for free on my ko-fi page. There are so many good recovery and harm reduction resources out there. You matter. #narcan #recoverymonth #harmreduction #crossstitch #xstitch #naloxone #peerrecovery
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Aurilania Fox @foxmakesart.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Cross stitch keychains I’ve made at the moment. Will be listed on my site beginning of October.
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Heretic Designs @hereticdesigns.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
FREE PATTERN! Things are shit right now so go enjoy this free pdf cross stitch pattern available on my Ko-Fi. Ko-fi.com/hereticdesigns
A pixilated picture for a cross stitch pattern on a white background. In purple bold letters in the middle of the image, it reads: "I don't mourn nazis."  On the upper left side of that is a big pink flower with a yellow center. Around that flower are green swirls. Another pink flower and more green swirls is on the lower right side of the words. Above and below the words are pink sparkles.
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