Reposted by dannacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 27/05/2026i’m not straight i have scoliosis 2707
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026a guy who wants u to think he’s a music producer with a camera roll full of tame impala orchid and teenage engineering set up pics 040
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026sry but ur company should not be requiring a degree for a job that pays 35k/year 1180
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026reminded again that everyone hated me as a “negative” child and also everyone hates me for being a “negative” adult 120
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026i, a man who survived suicide twice, made a suicide joke and and made someone who has clearly not tried to kill themselves upset lol 2100
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026i’m nobody but the first thing i would do if i got rich is get a personal assistant 090
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026if you sing in the arms of an angel at karaoke u deserve the death penalty sorry 1100
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026my dog has never had to form a thought because he’s so pretty 1300
Reposted by danmarie @muhree.ing · 09/04/2026no i can't explain the gap in my resume any other questions 37810
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026yea yea subs are better we get it but subs are dogshit when mary elizabeth mcglynn is voicing a character 060
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026i try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by god 040
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026if i gave up on being pretty, i wouldn’t know how to be alive. i should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die. 040
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 10/01/2026panicking tearing through every layer and desperately hoping to find somebody else but it’s just you every single time 060
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025i am always working on being more consistent w everything which is hard w adhd! i don’t really make resolutions, but i will continue this work in the new year :o) 1120
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025i love how every wikipedia entry for a celebrity has a photo where they look like shit 0120
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025straight libs LOVE to see a fascist guy and immediately call him gay 1100
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 24/12/2025jeffrey star pretending to cry over the bible is hilarious 150
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025wish the super popular representation of gay men in media wasn’t fit hockey jocks 191
Reposted by danBravo Delta @bravodelta9.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Don't let an app sync your fucking contacts. 436596
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025u ever think about how in the US an ambulance ride is a crime of opportunity 050
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025i am SO gay but i have dreams all the time that i am charli xcx’s boyfriend??? 1100
Reposted by danshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 06/12/2025bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok 581145741964
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 05/12/2025ugh i accidentally critiqued the activism of a white woman with dyed hair and tattoos 0100
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025idk when pointing out the cis men get gender affirming care double standard maybe you don’t have to use men struggling w weight as the example when pete hegseth style facelifts are right there 030
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 03/12/2025a lot of u fucks are like “fuck ai!!!” and pro-union anti-genocide but are also like “heheh omg look at my spotify wrapped!!!!!!” 190
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 02/12/2025in the uber on my way to defend my thesis. am i going to be ten minutes late with coffee? yes. 150
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025thankful that i no longer attend family holidays so that my fox news victim aunt and uncle cannot look at me like i have a penis on my forehead anytime i talk about literally anything 080
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025don’t forget that historical accuracy is important so bring the smallpox blanket to your racist meemaw’s house!! 060
dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025if u drive a car: get the FUCK out of the crosswalk bc i know you’re in it 070
